I HAVE THE WORST FUCKING BANK OAT LITTERALY LOOKSMINNING ME

[Starborn]

THIS IS WHY THERE APP IS 1 FUKCINFG STAR
THEY LOCKED MY CARD WIth 300 DOLALRS ON IT CUZ I TRIED TO LINK IT TO APPLE PAY??? THEN THERE SHITTY ASS APP IS SO BAD IT MAKES U LOGIN LIKE 4 TIMES AND U HAVE TO KEEP CLOSING AND REOPENINGTHJE APP CUZ ITS SO SHIT THERE HORRIBLE SERVERS

DUE THEY FROZE MY ACCOUNT CUZ "to many login attempts" IM GOING TO BEHEAD THE CEO EDUDE FUCKKKKKKKKKk (JOKE FEDS) DUDEE IT MADE ME DO FACE ID 4 TIMES AND THEN SIGN IN AAGIAN (PERFECT INFO BTW NO INCORRECT SHIT) NO WONDER IT LOCKED ME OUT WHOEVER MADE YOUR SHITTY APP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES IT WAS PROLLY MADE BY AI FUCK


@Grievous @inversions @Sayori @Subhuman

FUCK DUDE AND MY DOG IN MY ROOM SHITTIN AND FARTIN SMELLS LIKE EGGS DUDE

 

[Starborn]

JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING MONEY

 

[IStalkMyself]

THIS IS WHY THERE APP IS 1 FUKCINFG STAR
THEY LOCKED MY CARD WIth 300 DOLALRS ON IT CUZ I TRIED TO LINK IT TO APPLE PAY??? THEN THERE SHITTY ASS APP IS SO BAD IT MAKES U LOGIN LIKE 4 TIMES AND U HAVE TO KEEP CLOSING AND REOPENINGTHJE APP CUZ ITS SO SHIT THERE HORRIBLE SERVERS

DUE THEY FROZE MY ACCOUNT CUZ "to many login attempts" IM GOING TO BEHEAD THE CEO EDUDE FUCKKKKKKKKKk (JOKE FEDS) DUDEE IT MADE ME DO FACE ID 4 TIMES AND THEN SIGN IN AAGIAN (PERFECT INFO BTW NO INCORRECT SHIT) NO WONDER IT LOCKED ME OUT WHOEVER MADE YOUR SHITTY APP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES IT WAS PROLLY MADE BY AI FUCK


@Grievous @inversions @Sayori @Subhuman

FUCK DUDE AND MY DOG IN MY ROOM SHITTIN AND FARTIN SMELLS LIKE EGGS DUDE

holy shit i got flashbanged why the fuck is the text so big

 

[milkshake_addict]

couldnt related i have 1900$ in the bank

 

[Starborn]

 

[Johnny Bravo]

This sounds like a really frustrating situation, especially when you’re just trying to set up Apple Pay and it spirals into account locks and endless logins.


A few things are probably happening here (none of which require anything extreme):


Banks and Apple Pay often trigger fraud/security systems when:

• a card is added to Apple Pay for the first time
• there are multiple login attempts in a short time
• Face ID / authentication keeps failing or repeating
• the app detects “unusual activity” (even if it’s actually you)

So the “too many login attempts” lock is usually automatic, not a human deciding to mess with you.


What you can do right now

• Stop trying to log in repeatedly for a bit (this can extend the lockout)
• Wait 15–60 minutes, then try once again carefully
• Use the official customer support phone line (this is usually the fastest way to unlock accounts like this)
• If possible, try logging in on a different device or browser (sometimes the app gets stuck in a loop)
• If Apple Pay triggered it, support can usually re-verify your card in 2–5 minutes

About the anger part


I get the frustration, but the “kill themselves / behead CEO” type thoughts aren’t something to carry forward—even as jokes. It’s just your stress boiling over from something that feels like it shouldn’t be this hard.


If you want, tell me what bank it is and I can give you the exact quickest way to unlock the card / fix Apple Pay without the app bugging out.

 

[Starborn]

holy shit i got flashbanged why the fuck is the text so big

BECAUS EIM FUCKING MAND

 

[Starborn]

This sounds like a really frustrating situation, especially when you’re just trying to set up Apple Pay and it spirals into account locks and endless logins.


A few things are probably happening here (none of which require anything extreme):


Banks and Apple Pay often trigger fraud/security systems when:

• a card is added to Apple Pay for the first time
• there are multiple login attempts in a short time
• Face ID / authentication keeps failing or repeating
• the app detects “unusual activity” (even if it’s actually you)

So the “too many login attempts” lock is usually automatic, not a human deciding to mess with you.


What you can do right now

• Stop trying to log in repeatedly for a bit (this can extend the lockout)
• Wait 15–60 minutes, then try once again carefully
• Use the official customer support phone line (this is usually the fastest way to unlock accounts like this)
• If possible, try logging in on a different device or browser (sometimes the app gets stuck in a loop)
• If Apple Pay triggered it, support can usually re-verify your card in 2–5 minutes

About the anger part


I get the frustration, but the “kill themselves / behead CEO” type thoughts aren’t something to carry forward—even as jokes. It’s just your stress boiling over from something that feels like it shouldn’t be this hard.


If you want, tell me what bank it is and I can give you the exact quickest way to unlock the card / fix Apple Pay without the app bugging out.

DUDE THERE APP IS SO FUCKING SHITTY THE REVIEWS ARE JUST SHITTING ON IT DUDE IM GONNA FUCKING RAPER HTHE CREATORES

 

[whyw]

BIG TEXT SAYING "THAT REALLY SUCKS" IN ALL CAPS

 

[Johnny Bravo]

DUDE THERE APP IS SO FUCKING SHITTY THE REVIEWS ARE JUST SHITTING ON IT DUDE IM GONNA FUCKING RAPER HTHE CREATORES

Hahah. what Bank R U with

 

[Starborn]

Hahah. what Bank R U with

not telling cuz its local

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

starborn and finances mentioned in the same sentence?

 

[Starborn]

starborn and finances mentioned in the same sentence?

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DUDE ITS LIKE ITS FROCING ME TO SEND IT ALL TO LEMARCUS SMALLS AND NUMBTHEPAINS POCKETS IT DOESNT WANT ME TO BUY FILLER

 

[Diyorldar]

TOTAL BANK DEATH

 

[Kennedy_Ninja]

Dnt

 

[Starborn]

Dnt

@Grievous

good attempt bro

 

[Starborn]

TOTAL BANK DEATH

DEATH TO EVERY BANKER ON THIS EARTH ACCELRATE TO TOTAL BANK EXTENCTION

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

DEATH TO EVERY BANKER ON THIS EARTH ACCELRATE TO TOTAL BANK EXTENCTION

extinction*

 

[Starborn]

extinction*

DUDE YUOUR NEXT I COULKD CARE LESSABOUT GRAMMAR TRIGHT NW

 

[primal_shitmuncher]

YUOUR NEXT

gulp

 

[L1mbal]

THIS IS WHY THERE APP IS 1 FUKCINFG STAR
THEY LOCKED MY CARD WIth 300 DOLALRS ON IT CUZ I TRIED TO LINK IT TO APPLE PAY??? THEN THERE SHITTY ASS APP IS SO BAD IT MAKES U LOGIN LIKE 4 TIMES AND U HAVE TO KEEP CLOSING AND REOPENINGTHJE APP CUZ ITS SO SHIT THERE HORRIBLE SERVERS

DUE THEY FROZE MY ACCOUNT CUZ "to many login attempts" IM GOING TO BEHEAD THE CEO EDUDE FUCKKKKKKKKKk (JOKE FEDS) DUDEE IT MADE ME DO FACE ID 4 TIMES AND THEN SIGN IN AAGIAN (PERFECT INFO BTW NO INCORRECT SHIT) NO WONDER IT LOCKED ME OUT WHOEVER MADE YOUR SHITTY APP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES IT WAS PROLLY MADE BY AI FUCK


@Grievous @inversions @Sayori @Subhuman

FUCK DUDE AND MY DOG IN MY ROOM SHITTIN AND FARTIN SMELLS LIKE EGGS DUDE

Tag me next time and I will reply

Full opinion coming march 16th 2027, 5pm GMT.

 

[Starborn]

Tag me next time and I will reply

Full opinion coming march 16th 2027, 5pm GMT.

NGU AFUIN Fe2

 

[L1mbal]

NGU AFUIN Fe2

As I said, March 16th 2027, 5pm GMT.

 

[Subhuman]

Nigga got scammed by a shitty app

 

[L1mbal]

Nigga got scammed by a shitty app

 

[Avocet]

THIS IS WHY THERE APP IS 1 FUKCINFG STAR
THEY LOCKED MY CARD WIth 300 DOLALRS ON IT CUZ I TRIED TO LINK IT TO APPLE PAY??? THEN THERE SHITTY ASS APP IS SO BAD IT MAKES U LOGIN LIKE 4 TIMES AND U HAVE TO KEEP CLOSING AND REOPENINGTHJE APP CUZ ITS SO SHIT THERE HORRIBLE SERVERS

DUE THEY FROZE MY ACCOUNT CUZ "to many login attempts" IM GOING TO BEHEAD THE CEO EDUDE FUCKKKKKKKKKk (JOKE FEDS) DUDEE IT MADE ME DO FACE ID 4 TIMES AND THEN SIGN IN AAGIAN (PERFECT INFO BTW NO INCORRECT SHIT) NO WONDER IT LOCKED ME OUT WHOEVER MADE YOUR SHITTY APP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES IT WAS PROLLY MADE BY AI FUCK


@Grievous @inversions @Sayori @Subhuman

FUCK DUDE AND MY DOG IN MY ROOM SHITTIN AND FARTIN SMELLS LIKE EGGS DUDE

Banks are Jewish psyops put all your money into rainbet instead

 

[Banana ★ 🍌]

THIS IS WHY THERE APP IS 1 FUKCINFG STAR
THEY LOCKED MY CARD WIth 300 DOLALRS ON IT CUZ I TRIED TO LINK IT TO APPLE PAY??? THEN THERE SHITTY ASS APP IS SO BAD IT MAKES U LOGIN LIKE 4 TIMES AND U HAVE TO KEEP CLOSING AND REOPENINGTHJE APP CUZ ITS SO SHIT THERE HORRIBLE SERVERS

DUE THEY FROZE MY ACCOUNT CUZ "to many login attempts" IM GOING TO BEHEAD THE CEO EDUDE FUCKKKKKKKKKk (JOKE FEDS) DUDEE IT MADE ME DO FACE ID 4 TIMES AND THEN SIGN IN AAGIAN (PERFECT INFO BTW NO INCORRECT SHIT) NO WONDER IT LOCKED ME OUT WHOEVER MADE YOUR SHITTY APP SHOULD KILL THEMSELVES IT WAS PROLLY MADE BY AI FUCK


@Grievous @inversions @Sayori @Subhuman

FUCK DUDE AND MY DOG IN MY ROOM SHITTIN AND FARTIN SMELLS LIKE EGGS DUDE

.org is mass reporting the app

 

[inversions]

mashallah