I jerked off my pet turtle

[ratdick77]

Thinking about putting him inside me.

I am very lonely these days.

Anybody else own a turtle/did sex acts with one

anyways my dad keeps hitting me, I think he would be nicer if I did not suck so much at soccer.

 

[Mexicanboi]

Nice name bro

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Just your typical day on looksmax.me

 

[sytyl]

ratdick77

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

This thread is something else

 

[recessed]

Thinking about putting him inside me.

I am very lonely these days.

Anybody else own a turtle/did sex acts with one

anyways my dad keeps hitting me, I think he would be nicer if I did not suck so much at soccer.

i used to sexually abuse my pet too when i was in need of affection

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Gazzamogga]

 

[Deleted member 7125]

Such a beautiful Avi that you have there

 

[Ritalincell]

Disgusting pig OP

 

[Deleted member 8576]

Ratdick why are you like this

 

[Warlow]

I used to jerk off turtles for sport. It's one of the memories I'm not the most fond of from my past but I sure was a natural at it. You see, I have some of the softest hands on the planet and I worked as a toothpick sorter for 15 years so having hands like mine is a real miracle. So the whole goal of turtle jerking was to find a turtle on one of the country roads, catch it and shoot it better than a trained military sniper. Now after you catch your turtle, it's all about your form. If you don't have good form you're probably going to end up getting a nasty bite on your stroking hand. So the key is to start out by getting your turtle aroused. In order to do this you're going to need to lick around his shell and then kiss his feet stumps. Now when his mating twig is fully erect you're going to want to start out real gentle otherwise you'll scare him. If you scare him you won't get the proper distance on your turtle shot. When you start hearing weird turtle sounds you've probably successfully loaded your turtle blaster. Now pick a target and aim a bit high since they tend to have alot of arc on their loads. If you do it right, you can probably pick off a small dog from 4 feet away. Just remembering some of the marksman shots I pulled off gets me hard as a rock. Now whenever I drive on country roads I gaze off wistfully into the country road and sometimes I get lucky and catch a glimpse of a turtle every now and then.