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I work in construction, with a lot of stereotypical dudebros anyway I'm 5'8 so pretty manlet but I work with this one dude who is 5'6 and keeps talking to some of us about his lays and I don't think anyone believes him. Anyway the guy has larped about some pretty ridiculous things such as having sex with tons of foids without even buying them drinks at bars and only talking to them for about 5 minutes and he even larped about a threesome but this time he screwed up.
Basically this guy ACTUALLY decided to show us proof for once that he had sex and he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me? I am pretty close to his height so I thought it was assumed that I was joking and I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet. He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home.

I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.

@CATBOY @MeeksPilled @roni
 
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I work in construction, with a lot of stereotypical dudebros anyway I'm 5'8 so pretty manlet but I work with this one dude who is 5'6 and keeps talking to some of us about his lays and I don't think anyone believes him. Anyway the guy has larped about some pretty ridiculous things such as having sex with tons of foids without even buying them drinks at bars and only talking to them for about 5 minutes and he even larped about a threesome but this time he screwed up.
Basically this guy ACTUALLY decided to show us proof for once that he had sex and he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me? I am pretty close to his height so I thought it was assumed that I was joking and I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet. He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home.

I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.

@CATBOY @MeeksPilled @roni
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Nigga why did you let a manlet swing on you, you should have beat his ass, it would count as self defense. Guy sounds like a faggot but u got to stand up for urself
high inhib tings
 
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I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet
the escort refused him service because of his manlet height?
 
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JFL BEST POST IN MONTHS 😂
 
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dont believe what anyone says, pay attention only to their actions.
 
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He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home


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but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me?
ahhahaahahahahahahahhahaa
 
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@OldVirgin more evidence of manlets winning again. starting to think we're just the superior race
 
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ik u said high inhib but

lots of easy way to get revenge on people, if he has a nice car or some shit you can pour animal piss (buy at hunting store, they sell it for some reason) into the AC intake and then the entire car will smell TERRIBLE. or buy brake fluid (like most gas station has it) and it will strip the paint of any car if you pour it all over it.

option even more anonymously is to make a bunch of credible rape/molesting/pedo accusations about him. go on nextdoor, facebook and tell everybody you are like a property owner in XYZ neighborhood and ur daughter comes crying saying he touched her, shit like that, be creative. people will fuck him up for you lol. obviously is illegal (iirc defamation/slander) so make sure you use tor at a library or some shit, i dont think its investigated heavily at all though, but better safe than sorry

fuck that faggot. i got beat up a lot when people knew i wouldnt /couldnt fight back .
you're right man there's so many injustices but I'll look into what you said l, appreciate it
 
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also sounds like a typical construction worker dudebro. spending their money on short term pleasures like escorts and probably cocaine
 
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if youre a manlet, kill yourself

this is coming from someone whos 6'5 chad face and still incel
Average user in here nothing special

Werejust held back by hypergamy @volcelfatcel
 
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Average user in here nothing special

Werejust held back by hypergamy @volcelfatcel
if you dont think 6'5 is incel height youre coping hard
 
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I work in construction, with a lot of stereotypical dudebros anyway I'm 5'8 so pretty manlet but I work with this one dude who is 5'6 and keeps talking to some of us about his lays and I don't think anyone believes him. Anyway the guy has larped about some pretty ridiculous things such as having sex with tons of foids without even buying them drinks at bars and only talking to them for about 5 minutes and he even larped about a threesome but this time he screwed up.
Basically this guy ACTUALLY decided to show us proof for once that he had sex and he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me? I am pretty close to his height so I thought it was assumed that I was joking and I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet. He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home.

I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.

@CATBOY @MeeksPilled @roni
Hahahaha what a pussy
 
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Why did I ever register on this shitty site?
 
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Seems like an idiot who can't take a joke. At my job we break each others' balls and it's fine because people are cool.
 
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tbhngl - portugesecel
 
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Find out where he lives and vandalize his car or better yet steal the catalytic converter.
 
So you're saying you called someone a manlet. While being a manlet yourself. Then you're getting your ass beaten by said manlet. Then you cry on a porta pottie. And the next day you're getting fired from your job?

SPAIN SPAIN SPAIN
 
I work in construction, with a lot of stereotypical dudebros anyway I'm 5'8 so pretty manlet but I work with this one dude who is 5'6 and keeps talking to some of us about his lays and I don't think anyone believes him. Anyway the guy has larped about some pretty ridiculous things such as having sex with tons of foids without even buying them drinks at bars and only talking to them for about 5 minutes and he even larped about a threesome but this time he screwed up.
Basically this guy ACTUALLY decided to show us proof for once that he had sex and he showed us a pic of a foid that he was lying in bed with but I recognised her from an escort directory and while my co-workers applauded him I muttered "manlet cope" and he death-stared me and asked me to repeat myself; now I didn't want to sound like a pussy so I said again while kind of chuckling "Manlet cope" and this retard swings at me? I am pretty close to his height so I thought it was assumed that I was joking and I was also calling him out for larping about fucking a stacy when it was really an escort who wouldn't fuck a manlet. He hit my temple and my right eye pretty badly so I ran off into a porta-potty and cried for a bit before sprinting home.

I have 8 missed calls from my construction site manager and he just messaged me saying that I'm officially fired. It's over bros.

@CATBOY @MeeksPilled @roni
What autism does to a mofo
 
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Manlet on manlet crime :lul::lul:
 
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