I just shat myself in public, whilst spending New Years alone

[HatefulMan™]

Friends are all away/ didn’t invite me

I had some laxatives before dinner and went walking around for 2 hrs
Big fucking mistake

An hour in i need to piss out my ass, I’m stopped in my tracks completely, clench like my life depends on it. This happens 4 more times, and 5 minutes from my house I just explode, jfl it wasn’t busy but I just shrugged it off, but I did grab my ass and hop, there is no way to play something like that off cool, just don’t look back and carry on




luckily I have some isopropyl I used to clean myself

 

[stevielake]

Friends f

thoughts on Judaism?

 

[HatefulMan™]

thoughts on Judaism?

im still recovering bruh

 

[MaxillaMaxing]

Friends are all away/ didn’t invite me

I had some laxatives before dinner and went walking around for 2 hrs
Big fucking mistake

An hour in i need to piss out my ass, I’m stopped in my tracks completely, clench like my life depends on it. This happens 4 more times, and 5 minutes from my house I just explode, jfl it wasn’t busy but I just shrugged it off, but I did grab my ass and hop, there is no way to play something like that off cool


luckily I have some isopropyl I used to clean myself

mog you

 

[Matthias8272]

 

[Vermilioncore]

 

[aBetterMii]

Same

 

[DivineBeing]

Friends are all away/ didn’t invite me

I had some laxatives before dinner and went walking around for 2 hrs
Big fucking mistake

An hour in i need to piss out my ass, I’m stopped in my tracks completely, clench like my life depends on it. This happens 4 more times, and 5 minutes from my house I just explode, jfl it wasn’t busy but I just shrugged it off, but I did grab my ass and hop, there is no way to play something like that off cool, just don’t look back and carry on




luckily I have some isopropyl I used to clean myself

dnrd