[Story] I put another guy in a headlock today

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I was with a group of friends when another guy who is a year younger than me came up to us. Someone put him in a headlock and after he released him, my close friend grabbed him strongly by the neck. After that, I put him in a headlock because I thought that they were joking and fucking around.

After having him in a headlock for a few seconds, my close friend told me: "Okay Salvador, you can let him go now; you're going to suffocate him."

Later, my close friend showed me a Snapchat message from the guy which said that he was going to beat his meat to my friend's 14 year old sister. At least I am justified in the eyes of the normies.

What do you think, @averageblokecel ?
 
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Later, my close friend showed me a Snapchat message from the guy which said that he was going to beat his meat to my friend's 14 year old sister. At least I am justified in the eyes of the normies.

> white knight

> *snap*

Cringe Compilation
 
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@Zesto you need to reset your streak today. So we can start together
@Zesto you need to reset your streak today. So we can start together
 
Wow, a headlock?
You should do MMA tbh.
 
okay, wtf

So a young guy came to your group of friends, and your friends began straggling him and hence you joined them because you were playing around but then you knew that they weren't playing around or what exactly happened? Anyway nice, a fight is a good T boost
 
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Congratulationz, you just "deffended" a teenage soon-to-be-slut girl teeheehee

Edit: CUCK
 
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Congratulationz, you just "deffended" a teenage soon-to-be-slut girl teeheehee

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YOU UTTER LOBOTOMITE!!!
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHEN I DID IT TO HIM!!! READ MORE!!!
 
Did you just attack him for no reason?
If so
you and your friends are bullies and you all deserve to be lined up and shot
 
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okay, wtf

So a young guy came to your group of friends, and your friends began straggling him and hence you joined them because you were playing around but then you knew that they weren't playing around or what exactly happened? Anyway nice, a fight is a good T boost
I thought that they were playing around the entire time.
Did you just attack him for no reason?
If so
you and your friends are bullies and you all deserve to be lined up and shot
God damn it, I thought that they were fucking around and that the guy was intentionally letting us do it.
 
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Did you just attack him for no reason?
If so
you and your friends are bullies and you all deserve to be lined up and shot
if you guys are bullies then I'll make use of you guys QUICK
 
I thought that they were playing around the entire time.

God damn it, I thought that they were fucking around and that the guy was intentionally letting us do it.

How old are you?
 
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Try that without your friends and you'll lose your anal virginity soon.
 
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YOU UTTER LOBOTOMITE!!!
I HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHEN I DID IT TO HIM!!! READ MORE!!!
And that's exactly where the issue lies. You should think about your actionz before hand. Sometimes it's easier others difficult but I believe no one goes around putting headlocks on people they dont know just bc their friendz did.
 
You bullied an incel with your friends?

Try that shit with the robust ??? ???? 1v1 and see if you think its "cool" or otther high T males like 6'3" 22" bideltoid nibba or the Cope Brotherhood
 
weak pussy, try putting chad in a headlock he'll walk around with you ontop of his neck and fucking DDT you
 
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I sent Sarge a PM to ban me. I am a low IQ retard who makes low IQ choices every single day. I'm so sorry :feelsbadman:
 
They're all Chads too. Especially Jotaro
jotaro reminds me of myself. abrasive, autistic, tall, and gymcelled but secretly kind and lovable
 
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@Zesto you need to reset your streak today. So we can start together
@Zesto you need to reset your streak today. So we can start together

I can reset my NoSwear streak but not my NoFap one.
 
It is over.
 
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i put a dude in a trashcan today
 
87

XD
 
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I was with a group of friends when another guy who is a year younger than me came up to us. Someone put him in a headlock and after he released him, my close friend grabbed him strongly by the neck. After that, I put him in a headlock because I thought that they were joking and fucking around.

After having him in a headlock for a few seconds, my close friend told me: "Okay Salvador, you can let him go now; you're going to suffocate him."

Later, my close friend showed me a Snapchat message from the guy which said that he was going to beat his meat to my friend's 14 year old sister. At least I am justified in the eyes of the normies.

What do you think, @averageblokecel ?
ok
 

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