I was harassed by my neighbors, almost gone wrong

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I was smoking and minding my own business when suddenly a car came and parked where i was standing.
They came out and the toilet starting to blabber me me:

Toilet: I don’t want to see you doing that again

Me: What? Smoking?

Toilet: No, throwing butts in our parking lot

Me: Alright, just get inside and stop getting on my nerves

Then the toilet got inside and the man started to act tough in front of me to impress his foid.

Faggot: Don’t try me, if i see that again, it cooks (he means he gets angry).

Me: It cooks?

Faggot: Yes!

Me: Are you treating me with voilence right now?

Then he tried to look intimidating and said: I will call the cops on you, next time. Also what you do, i do that since a long time ago.

Me: What you do since a long time ago? Smoking? Good for you.
 
I thought you were gym maxxed? What's your chest circumference and height?
 
Destroy him
 
The jokes on you I didn’t even read it myself
brutal waste of time

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