GetShrekt
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I was smoking and minding my own business when suddenly a car came and parked where i was standing.
They came out and the toilet starting to blabber me me:
Toilet: I don’t want to see you doing that again
Me: What? Smoking?
Toilet: No, throwing butts in our parking lot
Me: Alright, just get inside and stop getting on my nerves
Then the toilet got inside and the man started to act tough in front of me to impress his foid.
Faggot: Don’t try me, if i see that again, it cooks (he means he gets angry).
Me: It cooks?
Faggot: Yes!
Me: Are you treating me with voilence right now?
Then he tried to look intimidating and said: I will call the cops on you, next time. Also what you do, i do that since a long time ago.
Me: What you do since a long time ago? Smoking? Good for you.
They came out and the toilet starting to blabber me me:
Toilet: I don’t want to see you doing that again
Me: What? Smoking?
Toilet: No, throwing butts in our parking lot
Me: Alright, just get inside and stop getting on my nerves
Then the toilet got inside and the man started to act tough in front of me to impress his foid.
Faggot: Don’t try me, if i see that again, it cooks (he means he gets angry).
Me: It cooks?
Faggot: Yes!
Me: Are you treating me with voilence right now?
Then he tried to look intimidating and said: I will call the cops on you, next time. Also what you do, i do that since a long time ago.
Me: What you do since a long time ago? Smoking? Good for you.