I would rather die than have sex with Taylor Swift

[Adriana Lima]

she is so icky and tall and gross like yuck

me looking at her busted disgusting nordic face when she appears in my lucid dream.

ewww she is so ugly how is she still pumping out billboard hits, she is legit like post wall ewwwwwwwww grosssssssssss


INB4 VOLCEL
INB4 UR GAY
INB4 I'm a poo person and she looks good to me

 

[Deleted member 12344]

This is unnatural if you ask me you should able to fuck even femcels

 

[SadLivwr]

Wow Adriana, I never knew you were a closeted lesbian

 

[Architect]

youre gay, plain and simple. no inb4 and other memes would save you.

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Damn whats so bad about her. Seems pretty decent looking to me

 

[Adriana Lima]

such a fucking simp website I call a girl ugly and the simps come out the woodwork

 

[Gonthar]

Why don't you go at a concert or event where she will be and simply tell her:
"Hello, I just came here on the stage, to tell you that you're ugly and untalented, I'd rather die than have sex with you!".

 

[Adriana Lima]

Why don't you go at a concert or event where she will be and simply tell her:
"Hello, I just came here on the stage, to tell you that you're ugly and untalented, I'd rather die than have sex with you!".

Nigga I have met her

 

[Gonthar]

Nigga I have met her

Really?
And what happened?

 

[Adriana Lima]

Really?
And what happened?

I said hi Taylor and she said Hi

but she wanted to be lowkey and was all dressed in black

 

[Deleted member 11748]

1. She's only 5'9

2. She mogs Lima

3. She's rich

4. You are gay

 

[Adriana Lima]

1. She's only 5'9

2. She mogs Lima

3. She's rich

4. You are gay

still tall

false you just prefer blondes

shes still ugly

Im the straightest user on here

 

[Gonthar]

I said hi Taylor and she said Hi

but she wanted to be lowkey and was all dressed in black

LOL, then why didn't you tell her right there, what you think about her: " You ain't never gonna have this, bitch!(pointing to your body). This dick is not for you!".

 

[Adriana Lima]

LOL, then why didn't you tell her right there, what you think about her: " You ain't never gonna have this, bitch!(pointing to your body). This dick is not for you!".

Because this was years ago and hadn't come to this conclusion yet

 

[john2]

Same here. I know this is obvious, but Adriana Lima > Taylor Swift.

 

[Adriana Lima]

Same here. I know this is obvious, but Adriana Lima > Taylor Swift.

sweet John

 

[Deleted member 10913]

Jfl she is a demon, one should always stay away

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Exactly. Taylor doesn't wipe her asshole after taking a shit. She feels too entitled to do such. Even her yeast infection goes untreated. She's a sick woman that needs help. Every word just about from her lips is profanity. She';s smelly. Really, really smelly. A smelly smell. Ugh.

 

[Adriana Lima]

Jfl she is a demon, one should always stay away

Exactly. Taylor doesn't wipe her asshole after taking a shit. She feels too entitled to do such. Even her yeast infection goes untreated. She's a sick woman that needs help. Every word just about from her lips is profanity. She';s smelly. Really, really smelly. A smelly smell. Ugh.

thank u friends

 

[Deleted member 1476]

she is creepy

 

[Gonthar]

Because this was years ago and hadn't come to this conclusion yet

Then go and talk to her again: 'Hello, remember me...? We've met several years ago, I said "hi!" and you said "hi...", anyway, here's what I want to tell you....". Then just pour your soul out.

 

[Frank Jack]

NOW I JUST KNOW a nigga with an account dedicated to Adriana Lima ain't talking about another foid being tall