If I ascend what age should I start jelqing and bonesmashing my son?

[derryjan can]

shit is brootal out there ngl need to keep ahead of the average

 

[khvirgin]

right after they cut the umbilical cord

 

[TakaTeo]

shit is brootal out there ngl need to keep ahead of the average

MK677 + Aromasin in baby formula tbf. put dht gell in his lotion when he turns teen.

 

[happybread]

when he's just a baby keep poking his chin, do this for like half an hour it must give some results after some time

 

[happybread]

I'd say dick streches when puberty starts

 

[Deleted member 14086]

what age should I start jelqing my son ​

 

[volcelfatcel]

put dht gell in his lotion when he turns teen.

youll have him bald in his teens lmao

 

[Deleted member 6380]

what age should I start jelqing my son​

Don't do that.

 

[antiantifa]

For a serious answer, if you want your kids to be happy:

• Breastfeed as long as possible.
• Hard diet.
• Explore hobbies with your children together.
• Take them into nature often, maybe sleep in a tent, etc...
• Obviously prevent all plastic exposure.
• Good diet with organ meats, low GI complex carbs, fruits, vegetables. No soda or any of that shit.
• No fucking smartphone or screens until a certain age, don't run their eyesight.
• Sign them up for group sports that they enjoy.
• Be healthy yourself, don't smoke or do drugs, set a good example.
• Make sure they get adequate K2, protein, magnesium.
• If you live in a shit area with no sunlight supplement Vitamin D, otherwise get out more often.

Doesn't even matter if they turn out chad or stacy, at least they'll be NT and independent with no daddy issues.