If my kid is sub HTN by 16 ima go buy milk innit

[Deleted member 21182]

That’s when he’ll have his definitive face ppl rarely glow after 16

If he isn’t chad by then ima go for a short trip to buy milk or cigarettes

 

[Deleted member 23239]

you will tell him that you go to the store to buy milk and vanish from his life completely.

 

[Deleted member 23239]

@Marsik good strategy. thats my father did , but i was only 3 years old

 

[Deleted member 21182]

you will tell him that you go to the store to buy milk and vanish from his life completely.

Exactly, can’t cope with that shit i might even analyse him when he’s a small child I would have an idea by then

If my kid is some Reddit mod lookin mf or Rots on the internet and isn’t jumping out of his gfs window at 16 I don’t know how I’ll cope

 

[Deleted member 26642]

That’s when he’ll have his definitive face ppl rarely glow after 16

If he isn’t chad by then ima go for a short trip to buy milk or cigarettes

Imagine your future son gets mogged by his cousins utter ropefuel

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Imagine your future son gets mogged by his cousins utter ropefuel

I just wanna live my regrets through my son and have him doing all that cool chad shir I never got to do when I was younG

Like going on slay trips with friends, jumping out of girls windows when her dad shows up, being popular etc

I’ll do all the looksmaxing on him from early

Mewing,No junk food constant excirsice etc and his mom will be tall

 

[Deleted member 19994]

You will never breed, most certainly.

 

[Deleted member 26642]

I just wanna live my regrets through my son and have him doing all that cool chad shir I never got to do when I was younG

Like going on slay trips with friends, jumping out of girls windows when her dad shows up, being popular etc

I’ll do all the looksmaxing on him from early

Mewing,No junk food constant excirsice etc and his mom will be tall

Same tbh the romanticised teenage life makes me want to fucking die because of how bad I feel like I've missed out

 

[Debetro]

why do i have the thought my dad feels like that about me

 

[Deleted member 21182]

You will never breed, most certainly.

Well I am on a very large semen freeing so I am 100% fertile

And I have a gf but she’s only 5’5 and since I’m short myself I’ll prefer to reproduce with a 5’10 girl because my son really needs to mog at all costs

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Same tbh the romanticised teenage life makes me want to fucking die because of how bad I feel like I've missed out

That’s the only way I’ll compensate for my bad teen years is if my son has the good one

 

[Deleted member 21182]

why do i have the thought my dad feels like that about me

Most dads Have the same thought and want their sons to be cool chads

I remember my dad thought I was a nerd and he was visibly disappointed I wasn’t hanging out with cool ppl an chit

But as someone who missed out on a lot of the teen experiences I will only be free of the regret if my son has those, it’ll feel like I did something right innit

 

[HitAndRun]

Milkhouse dad typa shit innit

 

[Debetro]

Most dads Have the same thought and want their sons to be cool chads

I remember my dad thought I was a nerd and he was visibly disappointed I wasn’t hanging out with cool ppl an chit

But as someone who missed out on a lot of the teen experiences I will only be free of the regret if my son has those, it’ll feel like I did something right innit

my dad 100% feels like that about me, i'm the complete opposite of him

 

[ChickenAndRiceBrah]

that kid should be on raw milk and mk677 from day 1

 

[negativetiltedheart]

You have unhealthy obession with. Looks

 

[Nick.Harte]

Why cigarettes though ? So that you fuck up his height with premature closure of his growth plates ?

 

[Deleted member 21182]

You have unhealthy obession with. Looks

It’s important innit

 

[Deleted member 21182]

Why cigarettes though ? So that you fuck up his height with premature closure of his growth plates ?

U didn’t get the joke innit

 

[Nick.Harte]

U didn’t get the joke innit

Never mind. I’m retarded.

 

[Pikabro]

Same tbh the romanticised teenage life makes me want to fucking die because of how bad I feel like I've missed out

Did you at least have a normal teenage life? Went out every now and then, disobeyed your parents, played sports got into fights and shi? I fumbled my teens hard and have to redo it from scratch now. I'll probably be a teenager mentally for life but it's better than being a utter autist manchild like I am now. And becoming a man is too hard anyway

 

[Deleted member 26642]

Did you at least have a normal teenage life? Went out every now and then, disobeyed your parents, played sports got into fights and shi? I fumbled my teens hard and have to redo it from scratch now. I'll probably be a teenager mentally for life but it's better than being a utter autist manchild like I am now. And becoming a man is too hard anyway

ive got maybe 3 good experiences to cherish lmao never played sports or fought tho

 

[Pikabro]

ive got maybe 3 good experiences to cherish lmao never played sports or fought tho

Mogsme

 

[Joe Rogancel]

only procreate with white females