If you have a six pack on Tinder you can get away with literally anything

ReadBooksEveryday

ReadBooksEveryday

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It gets even better tbh

Was scrollin my old Tinder screenshots and caged hard
 
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She coped so hard jfl

"Aw you don't wanna fuck me? You must have a micro penis anyway"

Just JFL at femoids.

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laughs cage GIF
 
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I just asked a girl on tinder if she's a looksmaxxer. I hope she responds
 
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A fox that couldn’t catch a grape from the tree thought that grape would be sour anyway

giga cope
Fr my nigga
I felt bad when I did it but her reply made me jfl
 
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I just asked a girl on tinder if she's a looksmaxxer. I hope she responds
Ask her if she likes pancakes up and face down ass in the morning
 
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Ask her if she likes pancakes up and face down ass in the morning
I will ask next girl that.

So far I have:

"I'm a looksmaxxer. Are you?"

"What do you think about the PSL Gods?"

"Kanye was right" (in response to most controversial opinion)
 
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I will ask next girl that.

So far I have:

"I'm a looksmaxxer. Are you?"

"What do you think about the PSL Gods?"

"Kanye was right" (in response to most controversial opinion)
Hey about that last one yeah ..
You might have to redact that brother. Im a Jew and kind of sensitive to that shit .. so yeah, just know im no fan of anti semites . Be very careful around me

Otherwise goyim, it's all good. My food= your food. My gf= your gf
 
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what's your stats?
 
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Hey about that last one yeah ..
You might have to redact that brother. Im a Jew and kind of sensitive to that shit .. so yeah, just know im no fan of anti semites . Be very careful around me

Otherwise goyim, it's all good. My food= your food. My gf= your gf
I apologize. I did not mean to be antisemitic. In fact, I think 7 million died in the holocaust.
 
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What should I say in response
Tell her
Im a looksmaxer who forwarded his maxilla to extreme dimensions with massive exercises. Let us rejoice the world as a unity together and provide sexual relief in these uncertain times
 
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what's your stats?
My app doesnt even count matches + i delete it veery now and then

I will be redownloading it again however to win the member of the year bullshit soyboy award so will count the matches
 
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I underestimated your slayerness

Mirin'

You will be my slayer buddy on the forum.
Thanks brother. We can be Itachi and Sasuke (if they didn't fight)

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Im a looksmaxer who forwarded his maxilla to extreme dimensions with massive exercises. Let us rejoice the world as a unity together and provide sexual relief in these uncertain times
Done
 
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Meanwhile I jestermaxx and get ghosted. Fml
 
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Meanwhile I jestermaxx and get ghosted. Fml
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This is how you gotta act browsin on Tinder man

Also dont u have a six pack my gymcelled brother
 
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This is how you gotta act browsin on Tinder man

Also dont u have a six pack my gymcelled brother
I do have a 6pack. They expect some dtf messages and I go ahead opening up with some shitty joke I spent 3 minutes trying to come up with.
 
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Tell her
Im a looksmaxer who forwarded his maxilla to extreme dimensions with massive exercises. Let us rejoice the world as a unity together and provide sexual relief in these uncertain times
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I do have a 6pack. They expect some dtf messages and I go ahead opening up with some shitty joke I spent 3 minutes trying to come up with.
Brutal tbh, I'll make my tinder AI public soon - if you're softmaxxed htn+ it should work aight
 
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I think I have negative iq. Jfl
 
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have you dated anyone from tinder or just fucked them?
Haven't dated anyone from tinder, only started using it here in march/April
 
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The times are hard my femoid brethern. I know you yearn for a connection, its tough times in these worlds. The man does not understand each other. Let us become one entity for 3 minutes (how long I last) where the universe is not in complete equilibrium.

Send her this
 
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I think I have negative iq. Jfl
The times are hard my femoid brethern. I know you yearn for a connection, its tough times in these worlds. The man does not understand each other. Let us become one entity for 3 minutes (how long I last) where the universe is not in complete equilibrium.

Send her this
Instead of jerstermaxxing like gonzalocel over here just text her: "but my dick is big"
 
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Haven't dated anyone from tinder, only started using it here in march/April
Stop cappin man

Stop the cap

We know you dated Bjorneska from the app.
 
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Instead of jerstermaxxing like gonzalocel over here just text her: "but my dick is big"
Shut the fuck up. Im going to get this hippy boy laid
 
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This is the most obvious IOI and descended reply I have ever seen
This is me having time to think of a clever response and I still fuck up. You should see me in person. I’m the most non nt person on this forum.
 
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This is me having time to think of a clever response and I still fuck up. You should see me in person. I’m the most non nt person on this forum.
Man its okay Im non NT as fuck too

One time a femoid asked me what IM is my job and I told her I work as a full time discord moderator
 
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Man its okay Im non NT as fuck too

One time a femoid asked me what IM is my job and I told her I work as a full time discord moderator
Wait, that isn't a halo?
 
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Wait, that isn't a halo?
Everything is a halo when you have a six pack

I hate this cruel world so much

Not for me, but for my bros. Its truly not fair man. The way some of these chicks suck your dick and try convince you that you are their universe. Meanwhile there's a 1000 other men that are being trashed upon by that same girl, as if their lives wasn't already bad

I have a lot of empathy for normies for this sole reason
 
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post physique
 
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The times are hard my femoid brethern. I know you yearn for a connection, its tough times in these worlds. The man does not understand each other. Let us become one entity for 3 minutes (how long I last) where the universe is not in complete equilibrium.

Send her this
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Screenshotted in case she unmatches or something.
 
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I couldn’t

 
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