I'm being forced to go to some stupid church camp

[diditeverbegin]

Brah, I don't want to go. You have to go to church twice a day, and you can't eat in your room, otherwise you get fined. You can't even chew gum in your own fucking room which you paid for since you have to pay to go.
@Alias! @Node @Sceptical @SilverStCloud @superpsycho

 

[superpsycho]

just say no

 

[diditeverbegin]

@Sigmagymmax @RODEBLUR @2025cel @gookcelriceR @davidlaidisme67

 

[diditeverbegin]

just say no

I can't they're forcing me

 

[superpsycho]

I can't they're forcing me

your parents?

 

[kiing_ronk]

shoot that bitch up

 

[diditeverbegin]

your parents?

Yes

 

[RODEBLUR]

Brah, I don't want to go. You have to go to church twice a day, and you can't eat in your room, otherwise you get fined. You can't even chew gum in your own fucking room which you paid for since you have to pay to go.
@Alias! @Node @Sceptical @SilverStCloud @superpsycho

Kill your parents

 

[2025cel]

Truly

 

[superpsycho]

Yes

its over

 

[diditeverbegin]

Kill your parents

It's in another state. I'm with some other family for the summer

 

[william.]

holy slavery

 

[RODEBLUR]

It's in another state. I'm with some other family for the summer

So who is sending you there

 

[diditeverbegin]

holy slavery

I know

 

[superpsycho]

Truly

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[diditeverbegin]

So who is sending you there

My parents, in conjunction with my aunt and uncle.

 

[william.]

I know

like literally holy slavery

 

[RODEBLUR]

My parents, in conjunction with my aunt and uncle.

Who are you staying with

 

[Node]

Can just imagine it now
“Church camp massacre of 2025”
Time to go er

 

[diditeverbegin]

Who are you staying with

Aunt and uncle

 

[RODEBLUR]

Can just imagine it now
“Church camp massacre of 2025”
Time to go er

I can already imagine some shitty true crime youtuber putting on the ''creepy'' voice while ''eery'' stock music plays in the background

''Number 15. The church camp massacre.''

 

[diditeverbegin]

Can just imagine it now
“Church camp massacre of 2025”
Time to go er

And they launch and investigation into the forum and ask Lamarcus how looksmaxorg "radicalized" me

 

[RODEBLUR]

Aunt and uncle

Kill them to assert dominance over your parents

 

[diditeverbegin]

Kill them to assert dominance over your parents

ok

 

[RODEBLUR]

ok

LOL

 

[Node]

And they launch and investigation into the forum and ask Lamarcus how looksmaxorg "radicalized" me

He won’t answer because his mouth will be full of kfc

 

[RODEBLUR]

He won’t answer because his mouth will be full of kfc

He is to KFC what Diddy is to Baby Oil.

 

[Node]

He is to KFC what Diddy is to Baby Oil.

True dat

 

[RODEBLUR]

True dat

Real shit.

 

[diditeverbegin]

@Bryce

 

[Node]

@Bryce

Brycey

 

[Bryce]

Go ER immediately. Also why did you tag me last

 

[Nei]

Protestant, Orthodox or Catholic?

 

[Node]

Go ER immediately. Also why did you tag me last

That’s exactly what I said

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Brah, I don't want to go. You have to go to church twice a day, and you can't eat in your room, otherwise you get fined. You can't even chew gum in your own fucking room which you paid for since you have to pay to go.
@Alias! @Node @Sceptical @SilverStCloud @superpsycho

brutallll

 

[diditeverbegin]

Protestant, Orthodox or Catholic?

Protestant

 

[diditeverbegin]

Go ER immediately. Also why did you tag me last

I'm sorry

 

[Bryce]

I'm sorry

I forgive you

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

What? Dad thinks your gay or something?

 

[diditeverbegin]

What? Dad thinks your gay or something?

No. I think it's because I had some doubts about God's existence

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

No. I think it's because I had some doubts about God's existence

I am rather sorry for you. You catholic?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Brah, I don't want to go. You have to go to church twice a day, and you can't eat in your room, otherwise you get fined. You can't even chew gum in your own fucking room which you paid for since you have to pay to go.
@Alias! @Node @Sceptical @SilverStCloud @superpsycho

Good

This is your parents trying to stop you from ending up like the other cumskin kids aka GAYtheist

Once your a Christian you’ll grow up and thank your parents for saving you from the degeneracy the rest of your kind indulge in may god reward your hurtful parents I wish I could meet them and kiss their little heads such good WHYPIPO your parents are

This thread brought a tear to my eye ded srs such good parents

 

[diditeverbegin]

Good

This is your parents trying to stop you from ending up like the other cumskin kids aka GAYtheist

Once your a Christian you’ll grow up and thank your parents for saving you from the degeneracy the rest of your kind indulge in may god reward your hurtful parents I wish I could meet them and kiss their little heads such good WHYPIPO your parents are

This thread brought a tear to my eye ded srs such good parents

It is a Protestant church brah

 

[diditeverbegin]

I am rather sorry for you. You catholic?

No I am a Protestant. At least, right now.

 

[diditeverbegin]

Good

This is your parents trying to stop you from ending up like the other cumskin kids aka GAYtheist

Once your a Christian you’ll grow up and thank your parents for saving you from the degeneracy the rest of your kind indulge in may god reward your hurtful parents I wish I could meet them and kiss their little heads such good WHYPIPO your parents are

This thread brought a tear to my eye ded srs such good parents

It is a Protestant church brah

Hopefully you see this idk if you have me on ignore or not

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Hopefully you see this idk if you have me on ignore or not

Idc. Better Protestant than GAYtheist like all other whites.

Sure you can become EO in the future but I began as a prottie myself so I see it as baby steps

 

[diditeverbegin]

Idc. Better Protestant than GAYtheist like all other whites.

Sure you can become EO in the future but I began as a prottie myself so I see it as baby steps

What denomination did you start out as?

 

[User28823]

 

[sigma boii]

Ur gonna get raped by a christian faggot

 

[diditeverbegin]

Ur gonna get raped by a christian faggot

not going to let that happen