I’m Leaving

[thecel]

A girl told me I’m hot. I’m not LARPing. (But I am exaggerating. Kinda.)

The recent positive experience with a Homo sapiens of the female sex means I’m not a tera-truecel. I’m a Spiggachad now. That’s why I’m leaving.

Spoiler: I’m leaving…

I’m leaving my basement to go for a short walk. Then, I’ll return to my basement and continue my coomer lifestyle as usual. Porn is love! Porn is life!

 

[LipstickAlley]

So r u leaving or not

 

[SubhumanCurrycel]

Chad just get a trendy hairstyle idk why you're rotting here

 

[Deleted member 10987]

We will all rope if you leave

 

[Deleted member 7044]

dont forget to stock up on tissues

 

[buckchadley31]

May you ascend one day inchallah

 

[thecel]

dont forget to stock up on tissues

I coom on the floor and leave it. Sometimes I slip on coom and hit my head. I hope I never fall into a cooma.

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To the NSA: I’m just kidding, brocels. Keep cooming to your XKeyscore live streams of women’s bedrooms.

 

[buckchadley31]

I coom on the floor and leave it. Sometimes I slip on coom and hit my head. I hope I never fall into a cooma.

Cumming in sockets mog

 

[LipstickAlley]

Cumming in sockets mog

Coom in a sock

 

[buckchadley31]

Coom in a sock View attachment 1192950

>Woman
>Sock
Same thing for me

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Nice humour