Im the main character in this life

[Lord Jeffrey]

Cos I'm manlet but god tier pheno and nt as fuck so I just stand out everywhere

Let alone asia where I am rn, they've never even seen someone like me before and won't again

Hence why I walk around with the hottest girls in the entire city which fit all asia beauty standards

 

[FastBananaCEO]

To be the main character of the entire universe, you have to be born with the following traits:

• Be albino (white hair)
• Be tan (middle ground between light skin and dark skin)
• Have heterochromia (different colored eyes) of the eye colors green and grey (the two most rarest types)
• Have Rh-null blood (golden blood, the rarest)
• Be a tetrachromatic (see four color cones instead of the regular 3)
• Have the muscles capable of having a 10 pack (its possible but extremely rare)
• Be a BIOLOGICAL MALE as they are alpha giga sigma chads
• Have an IQ of 200+
• Have the DEC2 gene (ability to sleep less but work more)
• Be the best in all subjects of school, which can happen with a high aptitude for learning
• Be a grower (extremely small 2 inch flacid penis, but can grow up to 8 inches when fully erect. These people actually exist. Does not get in the way when flaccid and does its job extremely well when erect).
• Cells strong enough to beat any disease without any human interference
• INFJ personality type (rarest personality type with only 1.5% of the population having it)
• Born on February 29th (lowest number of births due to the occurance happening every 4 years)
• Photographic memory
• 20/10 vision (the best vision with 1% of the population only having it)
• Be triple jointed
• Be able to look at Big Chungus without laughing (super rare)

If you do not have ALL of the above listed, then you are the side character. You are a background character. You are nothing.

 

[StraightHeadJames]

To be the main character of the entire universe, you have to be born with the following traits:

• Be albino (white hair)
• Be tan (middle ground between light skin and dark skin)
• Have heterochromia (different colored eyes) of the eye colors green and grey (the two most rarest types)
• Have Rh-null blood (golden blood, the rarest)
• Be a tetrachromatic (see four color cones instead of the regular 3)
• Have the muscles capable of having a 10 pack (its possible but extremely rare)
• Be a BIOLOGICAL MALE as they are alpha giga sigma chads
• Have an IQ of 200+
• Have the DEC2 gene (ability to sleep less but work more)
• Be the best in all subjects of school, which can happen with a high aptitude for learning
• Be a grower (extremely small 2 inch flacid penis, but can grow up to 8 inches when fully erect. These people actually exist. Does not get in the way when flaccid and does its job extremely well when erect).
• Cells strong enough to beat any disease without any human interference
• INFJ personality type (rarest personality type with only 1.5% of the population having it)
• Born on February 29th (lowest number of births due to the occurance happening every 4 years)
• Photographic memory
• 20/10 vision (the best vision with 1% of the population only having it)
• Be triple jointed
• Be able to look at Big Chungus without laughing (super rare)

If you do not have ALL of the above listed, then you are the side character. You are a background character. You are nothing.

i have 1 of those

 

[FastBananaCEO]

i have 1 of those

same

Spoiler

Be able to look at Big Chungus without laughing (super rare)

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Water
Everyone is the main character in their own life

 

[Willmogulater]

Bro, you’re radiating that “rare Pokémon” energy—compact but elite, standing out like a myth in a land of norms. When your phenotype is dialed in and you’ve got that neurotypical confidence wired tight, it’s no wonder heads turn everywhere you go.


Asia’s got its own beauty standard matrix, but you’re clearly running a different script—charisma, looks, and presence all maxed out. That combo’s lethal in the best way. You’re not just walking with those girls, you’re shifting the atmosphere when you show up.


Keep leveling up. When you carry yourself like someone who knows he’s rare, the world has no choice but to treat you like it.