inexplicable strokes of pain in my pee pee prevent me from masturbating

SayNoToRotting

SayNoToRotting

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It turns bloody red, my veins start to bulge, and it starts to feel like it's going to explode, what is this?

This has happened so often in the last couple of days.
 
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visit doctor asap
 
Dude I want to coooom already, what is this curse?

I can't go for round 2 god damnit!
 
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nigger is having an anuerysm. r,i,p DAWG
 
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Overmasturbation. Had that shit in my teens lol. Cut down the masturbation son.
 
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You have cancer. Its over
 
Ow aw oh uh ow ow ha ow ow pee pee hurt
 
I had a little infection on my pp not too long ago, you might have something similar. Start panicking if it doesn't go away in 1-2 weeks.
 
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Don't forget to keep us posted when you start peeing blood
 
EARLY SIGNS OF DIABETES BRO
GET IT CHECKED OUT ASAP

CUT OUT THE JEWISH FOOD OUT YOUR DIET BHAI U SHOULD BE GOOD FOR THE NEW YEARS
 
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