Insects taste like garbage

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Tried eating wasps, hornets, cockroaches, grasshoppers, flies, and they all taste like nothing. They are tasteless and you have to chew their cuticle which is like eating eggshell

Tried eating centipedes, spiders, and they taste bitter as fuck, i could not get rid of bitternes in my mouth after eating them, most disgusting thing

The only pleasing insects to eat were worms and wood larvaes, they are like fiberous and tasted like raw liver (if you ever ate raw liver), snails are also good pick, but i haven’t ate them raw, i tried to cook snail soup which tasted pretty delicious, just like mushroom soup

Also tried eating wasp larvaes and they tasted pretty sweet, but it’s hard to find a large quantity because once larvaes evolve to nymphs, they are already chewy and tasteless like eggshell.





THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD IS NATURAL LIFESTYLE, I TRIED BEING IN THE FOREST FOR 3 DAYS AND SURVIVED

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Also tried eating snakes uncooked, and they taste like fish meat
Frogs cooked are amazing meal which i recommend
I failed to catch lizards though
 
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Tried eating wasps, hornets, cockroaches, grasshoppers, flies, and they all taste like nothing. They are tasteless and you have to chew their cuticle which is like eating eggshell

Tried eating centipedes, spiders, and they taste bitter as fuck, i could not get rid of bitternes in my mouth after eating them, most disgusting thing

The only pleasing insects to eat were worms and wood larvaes, they are like fiberous and tasted like raw liver (if you ever ate raw liver), snails are also good pick, but i haven’t ate them raw, i tried to cook snail soup which tasted pretty delicious, just like mushroom soup

Also tried eating wasp larvaes and they tasted pretty sweet, but it’s hard to find a large quantity because once larvaes evolve to nymphs, they are already chewy and tasteless like eggshell.





THE PURPOSE OF THIS THREAD IS NATURAL LIFESTYLE, I TRIED BEING IN THE FOREST FOR 3 DAYS AND SURVIVED

@Klaus Schwab
@rightfulcel
@cloUder (tagging you because you have insect as avi)
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I can relate. I've eaten many kinds of vaginas. Black ginas, thus sheboons, ugh, musky and heavy perspiration. Mexican, thus tacos, ugh. Strong discharge taste. Like if you were to sample fish bones during a dumpster dive. Stacies usually keep their vaginas clean and fresh of leakage remanents but if she's in heat, thus chronic masturbator, prepare for an aromatic greeting.

Milfs, ugh, it all depends. Some are nasty; some are sweet. Some are rather bold and fishy. It's like enjoying a bowl of rich, creamy pea soup, then someone gets your attention, "Hey, look over here!" And as you do, another person dumps fish intestines into your bowl and then quickly scoops the pea soup over it, thus hindering that devious surprise. So you return to your milky meal and discover those fish particles and the taste that follows. You'll find yourself plucking fish pieces and tiny hairs from your mouth as you try to bear that cesspool that once was delicious creamy pea soup. :think:
 
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how did you season them? They aren’t supposed to taste like anything lol. They’re just crunchy and good to glaze
 
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Yes goy eat the bugs and live in a pod
 
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mirin low inhib
 
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i remember i snacked on ants as a toddler; just picked them up and ate them. they were crunchy and salty

your experience is not surprising btw; escargot (snails) are a delicacy in both east and west, and frogs are eaten

even wasp larvae being sweet, as they are bee and honey adjacent
 
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Aren’t Tarantulas supposed to taste like Crab?
 
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Only ate snails
 
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