Is everyone really having s*x?

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Wow, scrolling through reddit it seems sex is as mundane as going to the bathroom with this people. What?! Is it that easy? Wow, I’ve been completelyyyy leftout from this underground party :(
 
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If you count fucking sub 4 fat landwhales as sex then yes, even an average guy can get laid.
 
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Plus larpers.
 
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yea most people are having sex this forum just makes you think that its something abnormal
 
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yea most people are having sex this forum just makes you think that its something abnormal
Most are village curries so makes sense.
 
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of course not just look at literally any stat on the matter

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I could had sex if every girl that liked me confessed it to my face instead of expecting me to solve string theory to interact with her
 
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never began for me
 
Incel is a fake problem, perpetuated by sites like this one. In fact 99% people are in happy relationships.

Just be confident, go outside and ask a foid out. But never ask her how many partners she had, that's toxic.
 
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Incel is a fake problem, perpetuated by sites like this one. In fact 99% people are in happy relationships.

Just be confident, go outside and ask a foid out. But never ask her how many partners she had, that's toxic.
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the userbase here cant be this retarded
 
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Incel is a fake problem, perpetuated by sites like this one. In fact 99% people are in happy relationships.

Just be confident, go outside and ask a foid out. But never ask her how many partners she had, that's toxic.
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No they arent
 
Wow, scrolling through reddit it seems sex is as mundane as going to the bathroom with this people. What?! Is it that easy?
Well, at first is a little harder, you have to date a girl, start a relationship with her, then become more physical - touch, kiss, caress her and finally have sex with her. After you two move together and get to have sex pretty much every day, you will tend to skip the foreplay and other bullshit, sex will happen just like you go to the toilet - you just giver her a certain look and she will immediately know what you want...
You take out your cock, she gets down on her knees and start sucking you. You then bend her over, bang her and after you finish, you two go on with your day like nothing happened, it just becomes routine after a time like going to the bathroom.
 
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it does not exist
dont believe coping normies
they are just hooked up to VR and cant distinguish IRL from VR
 
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it does not exist
dont believe coping normies
they are just hooked up to VR and cant distinguish IRL from VR
does bill nye the science guy explaining why the earth is round make it round?
is bill nye the science guy even a trustable science guy?
 
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Wow, scrolling through reddit it seems sex is as mundane as going to the bathroom with this people. What?! Is it that easy? Wow, I’ve been completelyyyy leftout from this underground party :(
You need to leave your room for any of that to happen. Then you'll need something natural to persuade the vagina with. Muscles - money - big dick. Vaginas have too many friends, so that's not what she's looking for. Unless she considers the penis that wrecks her vagina as the one to be her friend. But regardless, you need to make her an offer her vagina would find challenging to deny. The three things that make the vagina wet: muscles, money, big dick. Although we have the druggies, that's rather sad to even think of doing, as to enticing her with drugs as niccas are known for such patheticness.
 
Wow, scrolling through reddit it seems sex is as mundane as going to the bathroom with this people. What?! Is it that easy? Wow, I’ve been completelyyyy leftout from this underground party :(
Ngl i love when Soy redditors LARP about having sex and Being happy with Their :soy::lul: wait for it

"SIGNIFICANT OTHER":lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:

Reddit is a LARPing competition of who lies more and appears less depressed while denying reality The most, you can say you are depressed because no GF but if your quote studies that explain youe inceldom you get banned???????

Thats Like complaining that you have an ilness, Being accepted by everyone and then trying to diagnose yourself while everyone tells you to fuck off because you are a dirty incel:lul::lul::lul::lul::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy::soy:
 
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In Latin America it's definetly true, but there's no pressure either because unless you're literally medically deformed or castrated everyone will assume you're just a volcel who doesn't wanna get with little Native women.
 
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Yep, literally everyone, except you of course
 
Have sex once then just relive the memory forever
 

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