Is surfing legit for picking up babes?

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I live near the ocean and I want that sweat sandy puss

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yes bro
 
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Do you know how to surf?
If you don't, you'll just embarrass yourself and the girls with laugh at you.
 
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Do you know how to surf?
If you don't, you'll just embarrass yourself and the girls with laugh at you.
I used to surf when I was 11-13
I am sure I can pick it back up again in no time

I don't care if anyone laughs while I learn, the surfer gigachads are friendly blokes
 
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Oy ey mate! I'm goblin, wanna go out sometime you're a fine piece of cake honey?
 
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It's good for inviting sharks if you go too far.
 
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How hot are the surfer foids in Australia, that foid in the pic I was mirin, when my ascension comes my bbc champion aura will get so many blonde stacies wet.
 
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no surfing for your small skull
 
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I don't care if anyone laughs while I learn, the surfer gigachads are friendly blokes
Are you a Gigachad too? Otherwise your friendship with the other surfers might resume only at surfing and that's it...
 
Are you a Gigachad too? Otherwise your friendship with the other surfers might resume only at surfing and that's it...
I mean I can develop a chad personality

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You think curries have potential to surfermaxx? The ricecels just drown at Bondi Beach
 
Maybe in the 90s
 
i cant even swim
 
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The water will be cold asf bro it won’t be a good time
 
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The sharks only eats the inels. Don’t believe me search up the stats. Shark takes one bite of chad and lets him go because his bones are too robust.
 
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only good if you are going to surf with someone

otherwise you will look like tryhard mgtow
 
Yes Goblen
 
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only good if you are going to surf with someone

otherwise you will look like tryhard mgtow
Many surf alone, my tall aryan dom skulled high school teacher surfs (alone)
 
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tall aryan dom skulled high school teacher surfs (alone)

convince him to go surfing with you then tell girls that he is your father.

they will breed with you in no time because of superior genes
 
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Many surf alone, my tall aryan dom skulled high school teacher surfs (alone)
but you are 5'10.5" , dark thinning haired jawlet Goblen :cry:
 
How hot are the surfer foids in Australia, that foid in the pic I was mirin, when my ascension comes my bbc champion aura will get so many blonde stacies wet.
Keep coping
 
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The sharks only eats the inels. Don’t believe me search up the stats. Shark takes one bite of chad and lets him go because his bones are too robust.

Legit af


My problem with surfing is:

1- I've tried and I failed, I need to do classes tbh
2- The Sun fucking up the skin
 
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FACE
 
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Surfing is highly NT btw, no way you can't make a group of friends, but they will most likely be marijuana retarders
 
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Goblin shark is a massive incel. Look at his bulbous nose and maxillary protrusion. No wonder he’s hiding in the basement of the ocean in the dark. Incels are everywhere

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Legit af


My problem with surfing is:

1- I've tried and I failed, I need to do classes tbh
2- The Sun fucking up the skin
 
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Hobbies don't mean shit, it's all about face.
 
dont start dont want you crowding the lineup gtfo kook
 
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Do you know how to surf?
If you don't, you'll just embarrass yourself and the girls with laugh at you.
Not if ur gl they’ll find it cute
Aslong as ur not tryhard
 
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Just thugmax nt max @Goblin
Oh shit ur white, no thugmaxxing for u mate.
 
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