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If you got the mud butt and you get wiping until it starts bleeding but still filled with shit. I hate wiping
 
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Proper shitpost
 
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I just don't get it:feelsgood:. Niggas go and take a shit, pat their asshole with paper BUT then soap+wash their hands with water:feelsgood::feelsgood:.

Why are you not washing that very place where ur shit came from with water:feelskek:
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If you got the mud butt and you get wiping until it starts bleeding but still filled with shit. I hate wiping
Bro, eat some fiber
 
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I just don't get it:feelsgood:. Niggas go and take a shit, pat their asshole with paper BUT then soap+wash their hands with water:feelsgood::feelsgood:.

Why are you not washing that very place where ur shit came from with water:feelskek:
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I have honestly strongly considered buying a "Japanese" toilet, but nobody seems to have it here in Denmark so it's considered weird
 
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I just don't get it:feelsgood:. Niggas go and take a shit, pat their asshole with paper BUT then soap+wash their hands with water:feelsgood::feelsgood:.

Why are you not washing that very place where ur shit came from with water:feelskek:
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But you can’t always rinse the big chunks that get stuck in your ass hair. It needs some proper friction and force
 
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I have honestly strongly considered buying a "Japanese" toilet, but nobody seems to have it here in Denmark so it's considered weird
U guys don't have this shit next to toilet in DK? U can find this in 95% of toilets in Finland (even public ones). It's honestly lifefuel:feelsgood:

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But you can’t always rinse the big chunks that get stuck in your ass hair. It needs some proper friction and force
If you trim the jungle a bit it isn't that bad :lul:
 
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I have a bidet at home, I’m a nobleman
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But you can’t always rinse the big chunks that get stuck in your ass hair. It needs some proper friction and force
Pic I just posted has adjustable water pressure depending on how hard u press it
 
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U guys don't have this shit next to toilet in DK? U can find this in 95% of toilets in Finland (even public ones). It's honestly lifefuel:feelsgood:

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Nope... I mean, most Copenhagen apartments have tiny bathrooms where the showerhead is basically next to the toilet so close enough. But not a specific one for your ass
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Pic I just posted has adjustable water pressure depending on how hard u press it
That’s pretty awesome tbh
 
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up your soluble fiber intake
 
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after reading this post I probably have one of the cleanest asses on forum
 
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like how U get chunks of shit stuck in ur ass hair
When I start excreting solids again I can take a pic of some chunks. I got the runs atm. Also a wiping intense affliction
 
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When I start excreting solids again I can take a pic of some chunks. I got the runs atm. Also a wiping intense affliction
Propper shitpost tbh
 
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I’ve stopped wiping my ass at home I put a soap in my butt in the shower and wash

much cleaner and faster
 
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I’ve stopped wiping my ass at home I put a soap in my butt in the shower and wash

much cleaner and faster
And more enjoyable I would imagine if you go deep😂😂
 
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Just use flushable wipes bro
 
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Niggas ITT washing their ass like they're preparing for a visitor there
 
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Just remove your asshair, it's a pain.
 
U guys don't have this shit next to toilet in DK? U can find this in 95% of toilets in Finland (even public ones). It's honestly lifefuel:feelsgood:

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Thats disgusting. Someone can put it up their ass including in your family. Unless you live alone dont use one
 
Bro just wet the paper in the sink a bit before you wipe
 
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I hop in the shower if it's that bad
 
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Take a shower after or if youre not at home wet the paper.
 
Bro wash your ass
 

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