It’s funny

[Vermilioncore]

How some cucks wanna buy gucci shirts and Versace clothing to get pussy but I got that double handed handjob while wearing a Mickey Mouse blouse last night

It doesn’t matter what you wear. If God wants you to get pussy then it’ll happen

 

[Eno]

ltb handjobs dont count, basically just jerking off

 

[Vermilioncore]

ltb handjobs dont count, basically just jerking off

Nah it was a pure Disney princess buddy

 

[Eno]

Nah it was a pure Disney princess buddy

then why didnt u fuck, only reason i would ever get a handjob from a girl is because they were too ugly for me to fuck

 

[Vermilioncore]

Also I promise to God on my family’s life that this happened I’m not lying. I swear on everything

 

[Vermilioncore]

then why didnt u fuck, only reason i would ever get a handjob from a girl is because they were too ugly for me to fuck

I wanted to but she said she didn’t shower yet she wanted to stroke me instead

 

[Eno]

I wanted to but she said she didn’t shower yet she wanted to stroke me instead

if god wants u to get pussy then itll happen

 

[Vermilioncore]

if god wants u to get pussy then itll happen

But honest to God I fucked her later on that night
We were in bed she was twerking on me so I had her bend over and busted a nut

 

[Eno]

But honest to God I fucked her later on that night
We were in bed she was twerking on me so I had her bend over and busted a nut

i fucked 2 girls yesterday