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DelonLover1999

DelonLover1999

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I'll start:

- Pfl
- Coloring (Mostly eye color but undertones could be better)
- Mandible length
- Ramus length
- Nose (too projected and dorsal hump)
- Hairline (insanely cucked and as round as my balls)
- Medial Canthus (dead avg)
- Elf Ears (lmfao)
- Zygo mass
- Fwhr (to some extent)
- Brain chemistry

@PointOfNoReturn @HarrierDuBois @cytoplasm @It'snotover @bishōnenmaxxer @looksmaxxer2 @BrahminBoss @MaestheticMaso
 
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Palate
Undertones
Bodyfat
Neck size
T50
 
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Ugly face
Short stature
Childlike frame
Micro-Dick
 
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Neck
Jaw recession
Infraorbital recession
Eyebrow density
Ears
Skintone
Bodyfat
 
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Buccal Fat
Oval face shape
Low set barely visible cheekbones/Zygos
Slightly recessed jaw
Uneven lips
Massive bottom lip
Bulbous nose (not as bad)
Inward gonions
Short ramus
 
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- dogshit ribosomes
- subhuman tRNA linkages
- 1 psl tier mRNA replication
- terrible sequencing of start and stop codons
- rotten cerebellum
- abused dog tier axons
- pencil neck
 
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Primarily nose and jaw (narrow, recessed), lower eyelid and undereyes
 
-Phenotype/Colouring
-Mandibular Prognathism
-Jaw width
-Negative orbital vector
-Maxillary Protrusion
-Bulbous nose
 
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Glasses nose undereyes pheno height
 
Bulbous Nose
Slight Jaw Asymmetry
Raped Collagen (HGH Abuse)
Slight Deepbite
Acne (HGH Abuse)
Hair
Dark Circles
Health Issues
Glasses But I Never Wear Them
Autism
 
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Prey eyes
Acne
Bad facial harmony
Chubby face (low-key)
A1 hair
Recessed chin
Shit jawline
 
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Bulbous nose
IPD
Narrow lips
(shit harmony)
Ogre browridge
Ogre zygos
Manlet height


also negative hooding is pretty severe
 
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i just need an Orbital box osteotomy with bilateral tripod osteotomies to double my facial height to width ratio and increase my palpebral fissure lenght and a 12 mm quandrangular modified Lefort 3 as describet by Dr. Sinn with a 10 mm Lefort I with 5 degrees of countreclockwise rotation and a mandibular BSSO with 3 inches of advancemend and chin wing osteotomy to create a hyper ant face which was discovered by Dr. Sailer who i can not afford to go to. Throw in an Almond eye surgery Dr. Taban style, meaning with lateral canthoplexy, lower lid retraction surgery and orbital decompression. Make me an aggressive wraparound jaw implant with exactly these specifications: 15 mm of lateral jaw angle augmentation with 6 mm horizontal augmentation to my ramus. Use Peek not silicone and remember to use 2 titanium screws on each side for fixation. As for the chin, recontour it to a wide square style.
 
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- bulbous nose
- slight nct
- brutally recessed chin
- bloated cheeks that lack angularity
 
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eye spacing
jaw width
GA
philtrum
coloring
PFL
UEE
infras
 
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I'll start:

- Pfl
- Coloring (Mostly eye color but undertones could be better)
- Mandible length
- Ramus length
- Nose (too projected and dorsal hump)
- Hairline (insanely cucked and as round as my balls)
- Medial Canthus (dead avg)
- Elf Ears (lmfao)
- Zygo mass
- Fwhr (to some extent)
- Brain chemistry

@PointOfNoReturn @HarrierDuBois @cytoplasm @It'snotover @bishōnenmaxxer @looksmaxxer2 @BrahminBoss @MaestheticMaso
I've been keeping a running list. Text file attached.

Everything listed is a failo, so things that must be softmaxxed away. Not things I can do that will actively increase my SMV. Stuff like changing my eye colour, veneers, and other such softmaxxes aren't included.
 

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height
maxilla
undereye
lips
hairline
 
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Being indi.....
 
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females having unevolved taste in men
 
Height
Bodyfat
Supra orbital protrusion
Hairline
gonial angle
Ramus length
Personality
 
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I've been keeping a running list. Text file attached.

Everything listed is a failo, so things that must be softmaxxed away. Not things I can do that will actively increase my SMV. Stuff like changing my eye colour, veneers, and other such softmaxxes aren't included.
caged at "Bee Dee Dee Tier"
 
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@averagejoe
 
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Compact Midface
Overbite
20% BF
asymmetry
Too prominent philtrum
but most of all autism
 
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-Flat philtrum
-hollow undereyes
-Jew nose
-Coarse hair texture + almost norwood 2
-Very bloated (bulking atm)
 
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Nose widht
Narrow jaw
Short ramus
Chin too projected compared to jaw making the illusion of an slight underbite
Ɓodyfat
Inware gonions
 
@ccwarrior
 
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Worse failos:
Not projected enough nose bridge
Chin needs more projection to catch with nose and lips projection
Eyebrows density
Dark circles
 Height
nostril asymmetry
Bodyfat(so some bloating)

There are others like eye color or skin tone but these are pretty subjective
 
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Small palate
Short ramus
Scleral show
Short stature
Forward cheekbone projection
a bit of chin recessio
Bloated
 
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bulbous nose
 
- High hairline
- High bodyfat
- Average height (short)
- Bulbous nose tip
- Dorsal hump on nose
- Rounded mandible/inward gonions
- Recessed maxilla (nasolabial folds and tear throughs)
- Jaw assymetry (one side of maxilla is longer and chin forward while the other side mandible shorter and chin more recessed)
- Deep canine fossa (causes deep nasolabial fold right next to nostril whose depth does not continue down)
- Big autistic neurocranium
- Polarizing looks (protrusive bones with feminine soft features which trm said keeps me from higher rate).
- Psychological disorders (autism, ADHD, delayed sleep phase syndrome, OCD)
 
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I'll start:

- Pfl
- Coloring (Mostly eye color but undertones could be better)
- Mandible length
- Ramus length
- Nose (too projected and dorsal hump)
- Hairline (insanely cucked and as round as my balls)
- Medial Canthus (dead avg)
- Elf Ears (lmfao)
- Zygo mass
- Fwhr (to some extent)
- Brain chemistry

@PointOfNoReturn @HarrierDuBois @cytoplasm @It'snotover @bishōnenmaxxer @looksmaxxer2 @BrahminBoss @MaestheticMaso
Acne scarring
Acne/sebaceous filaments
Too much hair on face
Dark circles/under eye recession
Any hyperpigmentation
Massless bones
bad bidelt
Bad nose
Wrinkles
Assymetric eyebrows
 
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I have so fucking much it's brutal, Can someone hère remimind me to list them all by answering jfl or smth
 
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-Round chin and lower third
-Low bi-gonial width
-High gonions
-Short chin
-Flat philtrum due to recession
-long philtrum with short nose 💀
-narrow lips
-donkey ears
-long weirdly shaped skull
-Narrow temples
-NW2 naturally
-Pfl
-Es Ratio
-Overly wide cheekbones
-Low cheekbones
-Round protruding cheekbones
-noticeable assymetry
-Recessed infras and lateral orbitals
-Dark circles (pigmentation)
-Green veins on face and a lot under the eyes
-Lack of orbital fat
-Acne
-Oily ass skin
-Overly wide forehead
-Peanut skull
-Weirdo and autistic look for some reason
-thin neck
-micropenis
-Oppo phone (iphone pill)
-Inward gonions
-Wide hips
-Hyperpigmentation
-Light eyebrows
-sparse eyebrows
-T666
-hairy butt
-Father less
-Non nt
-associal behavior
-abused dog
-childhood trauma
-yellow croocked teeth
-narrow smile
-400ng/dl test in puberty
-2.4 LH 💀
-Porn addict
-jealous everyday everywhere
-forever unhappy
-recessed glutes
-Squared feet
 
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-Round chin and lower third
-Low bi-gonial width
-High gonions
-Short chin
-Flat philtrum due to recession
-long philtrum with short nose 💀
-narrow lips
-donkey ears
-long weirdly shaped skull
-Narrow temples
-NW2 naturally
-Pfl
-Es Ratio
-Overly wide cheekbones
-Low cheekbones
-Round protruding cheekbones
-noticeable assymetry
-Recessed infras and lateral orbitals
-Dark circles (pigmentation)
-Green veins on face and a lot under the eyes
-Lack of orbital fat
-Acne
-Oily ass skin
-Overly wide forehead
-Peanut skull
-Weirdo and autistic look for some reason
-thin neck
-micropenis
-Oppo phone (iphone pill)
-Inward gonions
-Wide hips
-Hyperpigmentation
-Light eyebrows
-sparse eyebrows
-T666
-hairy butt
-Father less
-Non nt
-associal behavior
-abused dog
-childhood trauma
-yellow croocked teeth
-narrow smile
-400ng/dl test in puberty
-2.4 LH 💀
-Porn addict
-jealous everyday everywhere
-forever unhappy
-recessed glutes
-Squared feet
Is it over ?
 
I'll start:

- Pfl
- Coloring (Mostly eye color but undertones could be better)
- Mandible length
- Ramus length
- Nose (too projected and dorsal hump)
- Hairline (insanely cucked and as round as my balls)
- Medial Canthus (dead avg)
- Elf Ears (lmfao)
- Zygo mass
- Fwhr (to some extent)
- Brain chemistry

@PointOfNoReturn @HarrierDuBois @cytoplasm @It'snotover @bishōnenmaxxer @looksmaxxer2 @BrahminBoss @MaestheticMaso

That bolded thing is what everyone here doesn't want but need.
 
Wide ipd
Bimaxillary protrusion
Big lips
Long face
Blonde hair
Height
Autism
 
I'll start:

- Pfl
- Coloring (Mostly eye color but undertones could be better)
- Mandible length
- Ramus length
- Nose (too projected and dorsal hump)
- Hairline (insanely cucked and as round as my balls)
- Medial Canthus (dead avg)
- Elf Ears (lmfao)
- Zygo mass
- Fwhr (to some extent)
- Brain chemistry

@PointOfNoReturn @HarrierDuBois @cytoplasm @It'snotover @bishōnenmaxxer @looksmaxxer2 @BrahminBoss @MaestheticMaso

Bookmarking this thread to use as fuel when somebody here contests my astound intellectual capacity.
 

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