Japanese is such an expressive language

[Deleted member 1209]

You can convey so much about yourself with word choice alone

Virile man:

ii yatsu da na aitsu. Ore wa aitsu to meshi wo kuiteeh zo

Cute Girl:

ii Hito wa ne. Atashi wa ano hito to sushi wo tabetai wa yo

High class host/butler:

Yoroshii kata de gozaimasu. WataKushi wa sochira-sama to itadakitai to omoimasu.

 

[SeiGun]

お前もう死んでいる。なにいいいいい！！！

 

[Crescogenic]

kys

 

[currymax]

I totally see where you're comming from

 

[Mr manlet]

Too bad it's one of the most difficult languages to master.

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Woman singing like a guy/using rough sounding masculine inflections

 

[Deleted member 2012]

Lol I can understand this shit just from watching anime I learned Japanese

ii yatsu da na aitsu. Ore wa aitsu to meshi wo kuiteeh zo

What a good guy that guy is. I will give him food.

ii Hito wa ne. Atashi wa ano hito to sushi wo tabetai wa yo

What a good person. I want to eat sushi with them.

Didn’t understand the last one, only that the guy is being overly polite and talking to his master.

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Imperative/commands:

Yamero/damare (aggressive)

Yamete kure (masculine, familiar)

yamete (feminine, familiar)

Yamete kudasai (polite request)

Yamenasai (authoritative command)

Go-Enryo kudasai (super polite)

 

[Deleted member 1552]

chin chon ping pong kill the whitu man

 

[Redrighthand]

no one cares

 

[Vitruvian]

No language barrier for ur face

 

[BrettyBoy]

Japs me. XD

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Iya, donmai. Ore tsurete yaru. Omae wa taisetsu na shinyuu nan da

Uun, daijoubu wa yo. Atashi tsurete ageru.
Chado-kun wa taisetsu na tomodachi na no

Chigaimasu, mondai wa gozaimasen. Watakushi wa o-tsure sasete Itadakimasu. Chado-sama wa taisetsu na shuujin da kara de gozaimasu.

 

[Deleted member 1551]

HALT STOPP JETZT REDE ICH get germanized

 

[Deleted member 1209]

Chad:

Omae wa ore no koto ga Suki no ka?

Delinquent:

Omee wa orrrre no koto ga suki Kai?

Soyboy:

Kimi wa boku no koto ga Suki?

Girl:

Anata wa atashi no koto ga suki?

Post prime woman:

Anata wa watashi no koto ga suki?

Samurai:

Kisama wa Seisho no koto ga suki no ka

Salaryman having an affair with his boss:

Kaichou wa boku no koto ga suki desu ka?

Butler:

Sochira-Sama wa watakushi no koto ga Suki de gozaimasu ka