[Story] Jesus's Father Was A Cuck

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Joseph, father to Jesus, let his wife, Mary be fucked by some giga-chad Jew. To avoid the stigma of infidelity, he agreed to create some bullshit story about her conceiving Jesus through the Holy Spirit.

TLDR; society was fucked back then, and had got worse ever since
 
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Jesus never even existed
 
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Jesus never even existed

Yes he did. You need to distinguish the religion perception of him from who i was as en historical person based on evidence. He is proven to have existed, just not in the way the Bible portrayed him.
 
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Fake news, Joseph really fucked Mary to kill off the God of the Jews, or at least shove him back into the demiurge. Also Mohammed is a saint.


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Yes he did. You need to distinguish the religion perception of him from who i was as en historical person based on evidence. He is proven to have existed, just not in the way the Bible portrayed him.
No lol, he was completely made up.
 
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What a title :feelskek:
 
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Muhammad was a Chad
 

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