Jordan Barett theory

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His forward growth is unreal, yet he has so many mouthbreather traits like short ramus, gay allien skull, bimax prognathism and narrow palate

Nature couldn’t create him that way, atleast not in this universe

My theory is he mouthbreathed as a child and when his parents found out, they went yolo and saved him with headgear, but they overused it which gave him that insane forward growth
 
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@omarthegoat195
 
De poot avi detected. Everything you say from now is irrelevant
 
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youre fucking stupid short ramus is caused by being forward grown, so is being gay alien and prognathism
 
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Its GENETICS. Stop coping with your theories you pulled out of your ass
 
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i think this is one of the most plausible theories i have heard so far
 
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Cant even imagine how many hours u have spent staring at his face
 
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He's not ugly but looks weird and most women find him repulsive
i know a mf that looks like him and gets laid almost every week. wathever it's over for non-ntcels
 
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He's not ugly but looks weird and most women find him repulsive
Most womens doesn't find him repulsive jfl, have you ever left your basement ?
 
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Most womens doesn't find him repulsive jfl, have you ever left your basement ?
Look at his IG faggot. Everyone commenting on his posts are old gay men
 
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his forward growth is dogshit.

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He had braces and like 8 extractions. Dude just won the lottery and somehow turned out attractive anyway just sheer luck and bone mass
 
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youre fucking stupid short ramus is caused by being forward grown, so is being gay alien and prognathism
Maybe shorter ramus in relation to the mandibular length is a sign of forward growth, but a short ramus on it's own is often a sign of downward growth.
 
Maybe shorter ramus in relation to the mandibular length is a sign of forward growth, but a short ramus on it's own is often a sign of downward growth.
the first thing
 
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He had braces and like 8 extractions. Dude just won the lottery and somehow turned out attractive anyway just sheer luck and bone mass
source? that cant be true lol
 
only i forward growth mog him
my jaw almost forward mogs my nose, that being said he doesn't really have any projection, his jaw is roughly neutral with his brow.
 
only matt lemond and hernan drago have that tho
Lemond has a super tall ramus with a retarded ogre gonial angle. Drago has a short ramus. This however is an actual tall ramus with a good gonial angle.
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that guy lools mid tho
Because he is not a supermodel with insane features in other places in his face, but look at jaw exclusively his jaw is way more balanced.
 
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Because he is not a supermodel with insane features in other places in his face, but look at jaw exclusively his jaw is way more balanced.
but hud chin is way smaller than his ramus ruining harmony, chico ramus mogs
 
Look at his IG faggot. Everyone commenting on his posts are old gay men
Which doesn't prove in any ways that he "repulses most womens" retard.
Many if not most comments on tyler maher's ig posts are from gay mens, and yet he did extremely well on the several tinder experiments performed with his pics.
 
He had braces and like 8 extractions. Dude just won the lottery and somehow turned out attractive anyway just sheer luck and bone mass
It only confirms my theory that his forward growth is unnatural and there was some external influence
 
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It only confirms my theory that his forward growth is unnatural and there was some external influence
its not retard, it is the aborginal dna that is responsible for his face
 
I honestly think most people on this site are homosexuals. Why is everyone obsessed with barret or gandy? No young adult or teenage women care about them. Only homosexuals do. Women like the tall prettyboy chads from tik tok like sergi carber.
 
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