Just booked a testicular implant consultation with Eppley.

[BugEyes69420]

Apparently Eppley has started offering testicular implants and given that females like big, beefy, cum-filled balls, I figured I’d get both of my peanut balls removed and have big ones implanted. I’ll get on TRT to maintain virility and have already frozen my Sperm (DIY method, it’s in my garage freezer).

Absolute fucking lifefuel.

Consultation in early September.

 

[AlexBrown84]

@Thompsonz could be option for you?

 

[Deleted member 19548]

no doubt @CupOfCoffee will book

 

[Deleted member 16220]

lifefuel, ever since being born with a micropenis and skittle gonads ive been waiting for something like this. see you in the lobby.

 

[StuffedFrog]

bro you cant keep your balls and have fakes ones too