Just got back from going out with friends and girls, HOLY FUCK

[Deleted member 685]

So much happened but I'll sum it up

>arrive at the park, everyones already drunk and there's a new girl that I didn't meet yet.
>instantly she runs up to me and talks about how I look so handsome and pretty, she legit couldn't stop hugging me and eventually started kissing my neck. No larp, she was cray drunk too and even showed me her boobs, I told her we could have some fun alone soon and she said like "hmmm yeah". Too bad her friends noticed she was about to fall asleep so they took care of her before we could do anything.
>some Somali annoying ass nigger and some other drug dealers approach my friend, eventually my friend scammed them and now they're extremely pissed off.
>they demand 100 euros from him because he fucked up their business, so my friend goes crazy and starts crying all the time like a little bitch.
>I talk to them and tell them it's fine and I understand why they're pissed, so I took care of it but my friend still got stressed and everything, kept crying.
>eventually he went home and admitted how he deals drugs to his parents, hes now extremely fucked.

Damn, what a night. I wanted to fuck the girl so bad though. Alcohol is some crazy stuff. We also met a cocaine junkie that talked about conspiracy theories (Chem trails, HAARP, aliens impregnating Neanderthals and thus creating modern humans), he was so crazy

 

[Deleted member 2205]

inb4

 

[Deleted member 685]

inb4
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Nope I'm all serious. This all happened and the girl puked several times too. She was 16 i'm 17

 

[Titbot]

Nope I'm all serious. This all happened and the girl puked several times too. She was 16 i'm 17

This explains why foids kiss my boy tolateforme

 

[Deleted member 685]

This explains why foids kiss my boy tolateforme

Yeah probably, the other guy liked me too although I already saw her before, I'd say I mog her

 

[Deleted member 906]

Fucking degenerates, holy fuck. Blocking you off my feed, you and your friends are the definition of trash. Disgusting group of people, this is why I used to not associate with people with less than $1mil net worth. Thanks for clearing me of my delusions - I'll go back to my old ways, raising my standards. Fuck you OP, get some class and some fucking morals

 

[Deleted member 685]

Fucking degenerates, holy fuck. Blocking you off my feed, you and your friends are the definition of trash. Disgusting group of people, this is why I used to not associate with people with less than $1mil net worth. Thanks for clearing me of my delusions - I'll go back to my old ways, raising my standards. Fuck you OP, get some class and some fucking morals

Not a single word was read

Fucking degenerates, holy fuck. Blocking you off my feed, you and your friends are the definition of trash. Disgusting group of people, this is why I used to not associate with people with less than $1mil net worth. Thanks for clearing me of my delusions - I'll go back to my old ways, raising my standards. Fuck you OP, get some class and some fucking morals

Probably a christcuck too ngl

 

[xit]

waste of 1 minute.

dont read this thread and save your finite time guys

 

[Deleted member 1464]

save your finite time guys

Total time spent online 855:09
As if anyone here cares about their finite time.

 

[Deleted member 685]

waste of 1 minute.

dont read this thread and save your finite time guys

Keep crying for me faggot, you're legitimately not even able to have a conversation with a girl yet you expect to get approached by "stacies". Fucking closet homo

 

[her]

Just go out theory. I am sure if a lot of us actually went to parties and shit we would eventually have fun and get laid easily.

 

[xit]

 

[Deleted member 685]

Just go out theory. I am sure if a lot of us actually went to parties and shit we would eventually have fun and get laid easily.

So fucking legit. 99% of PSL is a joke and has no correlation with real life.

Keep bumping my thread ya queer

 

[currymax]

You should have punched her friends in the throat

 

[Deleted member 2581]

So fucking legit. 99% of PSL is a joke and has no correlation with real life.

Keep bumping my thread ya queer

Bro I’ve been saying this.

I’m ahead of my time

JUST GO OUTSIDE AND STOP BEING AUTISTIC YALL SEIROUSLY ITS NOT THAT HARD

 

[Chowdog]

So much happened but I'll sum it up

>arrive at the park, everyones already drunk and there's a new girl that I didn't meet yet.
>instantly she runs up to me and talks about how I look so handsome and pretty, she legit couldn't stop hugging me and eventually started kissing my neck. No larp, she was cray drunk too and even showed me her boobs, I told her we could have some fun alone soon and she said like "hmmm yeah". Too bad her friends noticed she was about to fall asleep so they took care of her before we could do anything.
>some Somali annoying ass negro and some other drug dealers approach my friend, eventually my friend scammed them and now they're extremely pissed off.
>they demand 100 euros from him because he fucked up their business, so my friend goes crazy and starts crying all the time like a little bitch.
>I talk to them and tell them it's fine and I understand why they're pissed, so I took care of it but my friend still got stressed and everything, kept crying.
>eventually he went home and admitted how he deals drugs to his parents, hes now extremely fucked.

Damn, what a night. I wanted to fuck the girl so bad though. Alcohol is some crazy stuff. We also met a cocaine junkie that talked about conspiracy theories (Chem trails, HAARP, aliens impregnating Neanderthals and thus creating modern humans), he was so crazy

Dude which city are u from in the netherlands we should meet the fuck up bro

 

[Deleted member 2756]

why aren't you banned yet, nobody likes you

 

[xit]

nobody likes you

oh no im going to cry! suck my 8 inch cock you ugly faggot

 

[Deleted member 2756]

oh no im going to cry! suck my 8 inch cock you ugly faggot

is on a looksmaxxing site and calling others ugly

okay bro

 

[Deleted member 1464]

oh no im going to cry!

 

[Deleted member 2756]

he honestly needs to rope, im sick of hearing about his larps

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[xit]

he honestly needs to rope, im sick of hearing about his larps

literally have never larped you retarded subhuman

 

[Deleted member 2756]

literally have never larped you retarded subhuman

ah yes sorry, forgot you were a virgin by choice, constantly approached by girls and 6ft2 with an 8incher. Post your pictures or fuck off, you're an absolute cunt.

 

[MD_Hopeful69]

No crazy night for your low pre natal t

 

[xit]

ah yes sorry, forgot you were a virgin by choice, constantly approached by girls and 6ft2 with an 8incher. Post your pictures or fuck off, you're an absolute cunt.

never said i constantly got approached by girls

other stuff is true though so cry for me. imagine being such a sensitive little bitch

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[Deleted member 2756]

other stuff is true though so cry for me

untrue until proven otherwise, things that have been proven; you're a fucking twink faggot virgin.