Just Larped About My Name, Age, Race, Experience, Skill, Knowledge, Address, Education

[Deleted member 6403]

on my job application, its a work from home, marketing wtv i dont even know

so on paper, im a 6'3 white chad with 5+ years of marketing experience with over a million dollars in sales with a bachelors

yall think ima get the job?

@goat2x @looksmaxxer234 @SkinjobCatastrophe @AlwaysHaveQuestions @Monk @FastBananaCEO @Pubertymaxxingcel @youngmaxxing @JM10 @eyelidcel @MyAssStinksLikeShit @Original @darktriadpeter @BIGDICCJIM @Hozay

 

[Deleted member 6403]

@Latebloomer10 @moonblunt @PYT

 

[Lux]

did they ask for your height?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Proof?

 

[Gengar]

no i dont think you will get the job, because you didnt tag me

 

[Deleted member 11053]

Caged when i saw the notification and read the title

 

[BrettyBoy]

Proof?

XD

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Proof?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

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You me and @LondonVillie meetup?

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

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God damn son, what are you gonna do if they call your previous employers or references?

 

[Deleted member 6403]

God damn son, what are you gonna do if they call your previous employers or references?

i have 0 planning skills so idk ill prolly just larp even more

 

[Deleted member 2214]

You won’t get the job, but if you do, I hope you get fired immediately ngl.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

You won’t get the job, but if you do, I hope you get fired immediately ngl.

they dont like to see a young nigga win, smh
@PYT @moonblunt @looksmaxxer234

 

[bacterium]

definitely won't get the job but mirin dark triad psychotic lying skills op

 

[Deleted member 10413]

God damn son, what are you gonna do if they call your previous employers or references?

Nah wdym I'm sure they will just take his word for it and give him the job

 

[eyelidcel]

on my job application, its a work from home, marketing wtv i dont even know

so on paper, im a 6'3 white chad with 5+ years of marketing experience with over a million dollars in sales with a bachelors

yall think ima get the job?

@goat2x @looksmaxxer234 @SkinjobCatastrophe @AlwaysHaveQuestions @Monk @FastBananaCEO @Pubertymaxxingcel @youngmaxxing @JM10 @eyelidcel @MyAssStinksLikeShit @Original @darktriadpeter @BIGDICCJIM @Hozay

LOL, as long as they don't set up a video interview (which they probably will). I don't think you have the larp skills for that TBH

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

i have 0 planning skills so idk ill prolly just larp even more

Ive done this, putting fake shit on my resume, and I just put a friends number down as a reference. When they call my friend they just say “Yeah SkinjobCatastrophe was great, hard worker, aleays came in on time, nothing but good things to say about him” or some bullshit like that. You can usually get away with it but anything too crazy like over a million dollars of sales is kind of suspicious

 

[Looks234]

 

[LipstickAlley]

No tag no care I hope they expose you

 

[Deleted member 5189]

So obviously fake

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Tag me in the update

 

[Deleted member 11053]

 

[Deleted member 8576]

yes!!

 

[Deleted member 12688]

@Latebloomer10 @moonblunt @PYT

Nigga u should’ve def said ur a 6’6 mulatto with blue eyes that’s going D1

 

[Deleted member 10042]

on my job application, its a work from home, marketing wtv i dont even know

so on paper, im a 6'3 white chad with 5+ years of marketing experience with over a million dollars in sales with a bachelors

yall think ima get the job?

@goat2x @looksmaxxer234 @SkinjobCatastrophe @AlwaysHaveQuestions @Monk @FastBananaCEO @Pubertymaxxingcel @youngmaxxing @JM10 @eyelidcel @MyAssStinksLikeShit @Original @darktriadpeter @BIGDICCJIM @Hozay

See you in juvie

 

[Deleted member 6403]

See you in juvie

It's perfectly legal

 

[Jagged0]

Good job

 

[Deleted member 11414]

based
fuck these faggots that want 5 years of experience and 3 degrees for a job a fucking 12 year old can do

 

[Deleted member 7866]

Good luck jfl

 

[Deleted member 6403]

howd it go?

Got rejected.

 

[Deleted member 6403]

did they find out you were larping? what was the job anyways

I don't think so, my resume looked very legit. And marketing I think, wtv that is

 

[reptiles]

God damn son, what are you gonna do if they call your previous employers or references?

The reference pill killed me

 

[ScreaM]

lmfao this was actually a good post

 

[Deleted member 4362]

I wonder if he ever got the job, rip legend

 

[Deleted member 18045]

Is it that hard for African Americans to get jobs in us?