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so this girl in my class invited me to a party last weekend. i panicked cuz i wasnt feeling like standing around holding a red cup while music is blasting. instead of just saying no like a normal human, my brain went “say you’re in romania.”
idk why.
so i told her i was visiting family in romania. she’s like “oh that’s cool, take pics.” now i’m stuck in the biggest lie of my life.
i started posting random google pics of castles and kebabs on my story. one dude replied “yo why’d i see you at lidl yesterday?”
i said it was my cousin.
now ppl keep asking me to bring back souvenirs. i panicked again and told them my luggage got lost at the airport.
i thought the lie would die but now the girl said her uncle is romanian and she wants to know which city i’m in.
i swear i’m about to learn romanian on duolingo just to keep this going
idk why.
so i told her i was visiting family in romania. she’s like “oh that’s cool, take pics.” now i’m stuck in the biggest lie of my life.
i started posting random google pics of castles and kebabs on my story. one dude replied “yo why’d i see you at lidl yesterday?”
i said it was my cousin.now ppl keep asking me to bring back souvenirs. i panicked again and told them my luggage got lost at the airport.
i thought the lie would die but now the girl said her uncle is romanian and she wants to know which city i’m in.
i swear i’m about to learn romanian on duolingo just to keep this going
