Cope [Life Fuel] I rediscovered the joys of Escortcelling again...

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So after my debacle of last year where I got stung & scammed out of money by an "Escort Alternative" who happens to be a Giga Stacy British Blond Blue/Green Eyed Scorpio off of the back of a catfishing southern European Gemini fraudster high tier becky. I finally rediscovered my mojo & my capabilities with an Eastern European Stacy Brunette Brown Eyed Scorpio today.

My tongue & mouth is still able to go the distance causing an intense orgasm after 15 or so minutes booked out of 80 minutes. I accidentally nutted out of 5-10 minutes of thrusting upwards with a condom on though. She heavily breathed also & was I believe close to coming again whilst I was thrusting upwards & pulling her down towards me. She had a sensitive pussy after that initial orgasm.

Told me to get my shit together in between discussion with me. Told me to lose my weight approximately 2 stone worth by little bit every day & that becareful of advertised no sugar as they include fructose which can also cause weight gain as well as do 50 sit ups per day, not to go mad & try & starve myself with fluctating eating habits, get a bike & ride to work rather than drive or better still get an umbrella & walk to walk which I used to originally, do 8000 steps per day, get an app called "fat slim" or something along those lines a "green app" whereby you can take a picture of the food, send it to them & they will tell you how many calories you're eating.

She NEVER CONTRADICTED THE :blackpill: once when I told her of my difficulties aka being a short fat guy. Never once did she contradict my statement that short guys are unwanted. Fucking Life Fuel right there for a Woman to finally agree that instead of the virtue signalling BS I've gotten.

Also told me not to watch too much or not to watch porn at all as it's artificial, you're setting unrealistic expectations, you can't get hard (of which she warned me against using a cock ring as my Dick went blue after I nutted) & those 10 minute scenes take 2 weeks to make. She also told me that I should have sex when I feel like it. Also she was very sympathetic & empathetic after I told her that Willpower is a finite resource. Wars of Attrition which us Incels & Truecels like myself have to face continously.

Told her I'm going back to the gym, going long distance walking, studymaxing & going to social meet ups after today.

All in all a good day. Yeah sure I spent close to near enough £200 for 1.5 hours but I felt it was worth it.

Number 22 really was magnificent.

Oh yeah. She didn't seem shocked that I told her I saw previous escorts & my attempts at romance all ended in disaster likewise she didn't seem shocked or startled when I told her that I lost my "virginity" (aka normie definition) to an Escort (now noted pornstar) at the age of 28.
 
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U basically fked your therapist.

Seems worth.
 
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I did not read a single word of this essay
 
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not even one
 
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Sounds like she gave you some decent advice tbh, just make sure you don't get emotionally invested in her.
 
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fking idiot, I saw you crying for me in ban discussion.
take this cancer back to .co before I bully you
 
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Don't talk like this with escorts. They're say whatever to lure you in to get more money.
 
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fking idiot, I saw you crying for me in ban discussion.
take this cancer back to .co before I bully you

Aren't you the LARPer from .co?
Sounds like she gave you some decent advice tbh, just make sure you don't get emotionally invested in her.

I'm aware of that.
U basically fked your therapist.

Seems worth.

Sounds about right.
Don't talk like this with escorts. They're say whatever to lure you in to get more money.

I'm also aware of that too.
 
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I’d only pay 80€ maximum and she must have a model tier body.
 
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Yeah. Saved up though.



I'll bare that in mind next time. Same. Only Stacy tier looks or bust.
If you want cheap fucks come to Germany or Netherlands. Lots of hot EE hookers offer a nice service for 70-80€/30min. Most western whores demand 100€+/30min nowadays so I won’t visit them unless she’s extremely hot/I’m too horny.
 
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You tell me. Dimwit. You got banned for admitting you're a Volcel LARPer. Shall we ask the .co mods here?
I did no such thing u subhuman tard. Keep crying for me like the sad escortcuck u are
 
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If you want cheap fucks come to Germany or Netherlands. Lots of hot EE hookers offer a nice service for 70-80€/30min. Most western whores demand 100€+/30min nowadays so I won’t visit them unless she’s extremely hot/I’m too horny.

Thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

I did no such thing u subhuman tard. Keep crying for me like the sad escortcuck u are

You got banned for being a LARPer son. Actually I didn't cry for you pip squeak. I used you & another post maxer as an example of the characteristics of being a LARPer. Cry me a river dumb ass.

https://incels.is/threads/ban-discussion-megathread.57198/post-3196471
 
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> pays someone to fuck with them
> the paid person tells you you are good (in terms of height or whatever)

Yeaaa seems legit :). Give me 5 bucks and I rate you 8psl on this forum.
 
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> pays someone to fuck with them
> the paid person tells you you are good (in terms of height or whatever)

Yeaaa seems legit :). Give me 5 bucks and I rate you 8psl on this forum.

She didn't say that. She didn't contradict any of what I said. Read it again.
Niggas seriously you're getting as bad as the .co mob if you're aren't already there yet. I just basically came here to blog about my cope life fuel that's all... Not have a bloody verbal slanging match over it.

My next thread will be recommended exercises for sex... For me a Truecel Escortcel ...
 
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You got banned for being a LARPer son. Actually I didn't cry for you pip squeak. I used you & another post maxer as an example of the characteristics of being a LARPer. Cry me a river dumb ass.
JFL, you go crying to the mods bc people mog you on an internet forum.

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go back to .co, u don't belong here faggot
 
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JFL, you go crying to the mods bc people mog you on an internet forum.

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go back to .co, u don't belong here faggot

I don't give a shit if people mog me on an anonymous internet forum.

I'll go where I want. Larping faghot.
Can you call me Joker?
 
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What is your penis size?
 
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This kid is so fucking retarded holy shit. She will obviously agree with you and make you feel better so that you pay for her again.
 

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