BigJimsWornOutTires
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An anonymous Looksmax user rather not dox his username, go by the TikTok handle, @montbk959. He proclaimed his woman is pregnant with their third child!
He swore after many years looksmaxxing for guidance, he realized Stacies didn't need flesh. They didn't even need to be living. After listening to his favorite band, Aerosmith, a song motivated a signal. "Ragdoll." He found the solution to love.
Perhaps, you may be wondering, "Is Big Jim making fun of us again?" But what you should be pondering is how you TOO, can settle for the only thing that'll ever come close to a woman.
I understand haters will hate and accuse me of rubbing that shit in. But let us not toss judgment, but welcome advice. She may not be real. But she can be your lover. Think about it! She'll never talk back, or at all, thus disagree. She'll never share those "what the fuck did you just say" theories. And she'll always be ready for loving, embracing, and especially, commitment.
You could say, she's an under-the-bed kind of girl. Or a closet case. Thus, easy to store whenever your company is over and they ask, "Bruh, I heard you're fucking a ragdoll, I wanna see! Where is she?" Only one set of eyes for her — and that's yours.
Colombian man engaged to a RAG DOLL announces she's 'pregnant'
The TikToker, from Colombia, documents his strange relationship with Natalia the rag doll on TikTok, and announced they're expecting a third child named Sammy.
