Media admits that Prince William's balding destroyed his sex appeal

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This article from 2011 when Prince William started balding tries to act concessionary, but you can tell the females are less than thrilled, and notice by the language they definitely don't see it as sexy:

LONDON — Prince William looks like someone who has it all: royal status, a charming fiancée, good health, and an easy touch with his future subjects. But there is one thing he lacks: a full head of hair.

Casual observers who have not paid much attention to Britain’s future king in the years before his recent engagement to Kate Middleton have been surprised by the extent of the 28-year-old’s hair loss.

William still cuts a tall, imposing figure, but his bald spot has been spreading as his hairline recedes.


It’s even more apparent since his 26-year-old brother Prince Harry still sports a luxuriant supply of tousled red hair.

The British tabloids have been merciless in their coverage, constantly punning the “hair to the throne” theme, and comparing his hair loss to that of his father, Prince Charles, and the follically-challenged prime minister, David Cameron.

William keeps his hair short, as befits a Royal Air Force helicopter rescue pilot, but the military look only emphasizes the way his hairline has changed.

Is hair loss dampening William’s appeal? Jennifer Engelhart, a 19-year-old student, doesn’t think he should worry.



“He’s got the prince appeal and I don’t think ... the lack of hair can ever take that away,” she said.


Zoe Robinson, another student, also doesn’t see a problem with the thinning hair: “It’s just kind of a part of him, isn’t it?”

William’s receding hairline has a genetic link. His father, Charles, and his grandfather, Prince Philip, also experienced it, although at a slower pace.


Dr. Bessam Farjo, a British hair restoration surgeon who has treated patients as young as 14, said William should take steps now to keep as much hair as possible.

“Considering his young age and the unpredictability of where his hair loss is going to end, his main priority should be to stabilize his situation,” Farjo said.


“Some medications certainly have a track record of stopping the hair loss so long as the person continues to use (them).”

Farjo said it has become socially acceptable over the last decade for men to intervene to prevent hair loss.


There is a simpler solution: William could just follow in his grandmother’s footsteps and develop a fondness for hats. :lul::feelswhy:

This article just straight comes out with the fact that the Duke of Cambridge completely lacks any sex appeal and that his title is the only thing he has going to prevent him from being a middle-management bank clerk:

In case you missed it, the internet was briefly consumed by debates over the sexiness of bald men over the weekend, specifically the sexiness (or lack thereof) of a certain Duke of Cambridge. This happened because media outlets refuse to stop ranking human beings on the basis of physical attractiveness, and a recent report from UK-based tabloid The Sun revealed the title of “World’s Sexiest Bald Man” had been handed to Prince William — a man who, while clearly balding, is arguably not nearly as sexy as early-aughts media coverage made him out to be.

This decision sparked confusion and mild outrage, with the internet’s general reaction perhaps best summarized by arguably much sexier bald man Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson, who tweeted, “How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen?” Calls for a recount ensued, with folks demanding justice

Fucking brutal. No one disputed the Duke of Cambridge's sex appeal prior to his hair loss, and now he's pretty much aesthetically invisible to the general public due to his balding.

And just in case you were thinking that the article has no problem with balding men, just the DoC, they clarify their position further down:

My own personal thoughts on the Duke of Cambridge’s complete lack of sex appeal aside, one of the biggest reasons Prince William is unfit to stand as a representative for sexy bald men is that he’s not really bald; he’s balding. I do not wish to hairline-shame here — what a man does with his hair, or last remaining hairs, is his own business — but there is a distinct and crucial difference between bald and balding, one this whole debacle has brought to light.

Women can tell that early balding gene is a sign of genetic unfitness, and no amount of royal jelly will save William. :blackpill:
 
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He should just shave it off, get tattoos, muscles, beard and he will ascend hard.
 
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He should just shave it off, get tattoos, muscles, beard and he will ascend hard.

He should grow a Hapsburg moustache and wax his head, yes. He is afterall, the more based of the two princes (but still a raging cuck)
 
“no amount of royal jelly will save William.”

Brutal indeed


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how can someone so rich lose lose so much hair
 
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This article from 2011 when Prince William started balding tries to act concessionary, but you can tell the females are less than thrilled, and notice by the language they definitely don't see it as sexy:



This article just straight comes out with the fact that the Duke of Cambridge completely lacks any sex appeal and that his title is the only thing he has going to prevent him from being a middle-management bank clerk:



Fucking brutal. No one disputed the Duke of Cambridge's sex appeal prior to his hair loss, and now he's pretty much aesthetically invisible to the general public due to his balding.

And just in case you were thinking that the article has no problem with balding men, just the DoC, they clarify their position further down:



Women can tell that early balding gene is a sign of genetic unfitness, and no amount of royal jelly will save William. :blackpill:
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
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how can someone so rich lose lose so much hair

At this point, he honestly probably doesn't get a shit since he has Sir Jimmy Savile's designated successor to procure him any strumpet he wants
 
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