Meet Chadebus, guardian of the gates of Foides.

[StoicNihilist]

Each head represents a dark triad trait (narcissism, machiavellianism, psychopathy). His 3 prong shlong is irresistible to foids.

He guards the gates of Foides, a refuge for attractive Stacy's to escape the gaze or meer presence of Incels. His personalities are that of an asshole nightclub bouncer, a dirty cop, and a vain supermodel. He has never been defeated in combat.

God help he who seeks to enter Foides, for he must first defeat him to prove himself worthy of any foid attention.

 

[Zeta ascended]

I must run a steriod cycle, regain my hairline, get rhino and fillers, Bleachmaxx and grow some stubble if I am to defeat home one day....I shall muster the strength of the psl gods

 

[StoicNihilist]

I must run a steriod cycle, regain my hairline, get rhino and fillers, Bleachmaxx and grow some stubble if I am to defeat home one day....I shall muster the strength of the psl gods

I wish you luck in this endeavor, friend. He is a mighty foe indeed.

He stands at 18 feet tall and weights as much as a teenage elephant.