Microsoft fucked up my SteelSeries controller on purpose!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Srs, niccas. I ain't lying! Motherfuckers fucked it up with their update thus pushing me to purchase an Xbox controller, thus Microsoft profiting. And I heard, they deliberately break Xbox gamers' controllers so they have to purchase new ones. Brutal.

 

[Gonthar]

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[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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epic games tech support couldn't fix the problem and we both agreed it was coming from Microsoft's backend.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Suppose. Microsoft sends out a stealthy update to Xbox users. This update sabotages 25-60% of the controllers in "intervals." Thus making the $60.00 controller into a disposable lighter. However, Microsoft paid $3.83 per unit. Thanks to China's generosity.

Did You Know? Bill Gates is buying up the farmlands in the USA for China?

 

[Chadeep]

Maybe dial up the Tech Support Indians.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Maybe dial up the Tech Support Indians.

If only I could turn their computers off when on the phone with them. "Hey Indian Bob, look what I can do with taxpayer dollars!"