Missionary is the worst sex position

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For guys. Women love it, but for men it's like a HIIT workout. I always try to get nude first and go lay on the bed before her, so she understands to get on top.

Best one is reverse cow girl, you can just lay, and has stronger sensation than regular cowgirl. Doggy is also good, although can get a bit exhausting too.
 
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Doggystyle is the hottest position ngl 2nd place would be reverse cowgirl
 
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reverse cow girl is the most dangerous position, the vast majority of dick breaks occur in this position.
 
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Doggystyle is the hottest position ngl 2nd place would be reverse cowgirl
hottest and safest position is normal cowgirl with a mirror in front of your bed so you can see the ass
 
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Doggystyle>
 
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Doggystyle is the hottest position ngl 2nd place would be reverse cowgirl
True, and you can go hard. Fapping for years desensitivized my dick so now I gotta go like sewing machine to cum, so doggy is good for that.
 
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For guys. Women love it, but for men it's like a HIIT workout. I always try to get nude first and go lay on the bed before her, so she understands to get on top.

Best one is reverse cow girl, you can just lay, and has stronger sensation than regular cowgirl. Doggy is also good, although can get a bit exhausting too.
You can bite girls face and hold tits tbh not that bad
 
missionary if she got big tits/good face
cowgirl if she has a big ass
 
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if i ever got a girl friend she would probably only let me do missionary these positions seem like chad only
 
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i’m a virgin so i can’t relate
 
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reverse spooning mog
 
Missionary mogs because you can watch her moaning face & boobas:feelsohh:
 
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Faggot coomer opinion, missionary is the best and most sensual
 
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Missionary is the best position, hands down. Nothing even comes close to it, all of u are tweaking so bad

1) ur dick goes in further
2) you feel your body press against hers
3) you can tie her hands up, or lightly choke while she is putting her head back and whimpering from pleasure
4) you can lean down to make out
5) etc etc

(@TsarTsar444 once again I realize ur the most high iq person on this forum love u dude no homo)
 
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Missionary is the best position, hands down. Nothing even comes close to it, all of u are tweaking so bad

1) ur dick goes in further
2) you feel your body press against hers
3) you can tie her hands up, or lightly choke while she is putting her head back and whimpering from pleasure
4) you can lean down to make out
5) etc etc

(@TsarTsar444 once again I realize ur the most high iq person on this forum love u dude no homo)
Legit, the most complex position, you can fuck her while holding her one breast with your hand, chocking her with the other, and kissing her lips, neck and nipples, jfl at doggy copers here, legit 80iq favela rat position
 
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Missionary is the best position, hands down. Nothing even comes close to it, all of u are tweaking so bad

1) ur dick goes in further
2) you feel your body press against hers
3) you can tie her hands up, or lightly choke while she is putting her head back and whimpering from pleasure
4) you can lean down to make out
5) etc etc

(@TsarTsar444 once again I realize ur the most high iq person on this forum love u dude no homo)
Legit, the most complex position, you can fuck her while holding her one breast with your hand, chocking her with the other, and kissing her lips, neck and nipples, jfl at doggy copers here, legit 80iq favela rat position
cope all true for cowgirl or slightly modified versions of cowgirls plus it's the best position for aesthetics if you have a mirror. in missionary the girl is on her back so her boobs aren't able to use gravity to show their full glory.

if you think missionary is better than cowgirl then you're coping
 
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no

prone bone is best position

only chad answer
 
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Legit, the most complex position, you can fuck her while holding her one breast with your hand, chocking her with the other, and kissing her lips, neck and nipples, jfl at doggy copers here, legit 80iq favela rat position
Cope. While incel like you tries to get the hold of the womans neck, us chads just lay on our backs, play runescape on another hand and grab the womans ass or tit on another, while blasting the timeless runescape classic songs from the headset
 
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For guys. Women love it, but for men it's like a HIIT workout. I always try to get nude first and go lay on the bed before her, so she understands to get on top.

Best one is reverse cow girl, you can just lay, and has stronger sensation than regular cowgirl. Doggy is also good, although can get a bit exhausting too.
Then you shouldn't be fucking. This isn't for you. I advise you to set an appointment up with a Woke-surgeon and let's see about turning that, if you can even call it that, penis into a vagina. Then you can just lay there.

When you fuck a vagina, it shouldn't be only about yourself. When I'm jackhammering, I see her like a pinball table. I wanna score big! And I know if I just play with it and not work the table, I'm gonna lose that ball fast. But I don't wanna tilt it either! Ugh.

Fucking is about transporting her to a higher plane of existence. I want her to feel, "What the fuck did you just do to me? I felt I wasn't on this Earth anymore."

"Ugh. Yeah. And?" I assure her I'm quite aware of my amazing Casanova skills in the lover's realm.
 
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Then you shouldn't be fucking. This isn't for you. I advise you to set an appointment up with a Woke-surgeon and let's see about turning that, if you can even call it that, penis into a vagina. Then you can just lay there.

When you fuck a vagina, it shouldn't be only about yourself. When I'm jackhammering, I see her like a pinball table. I wanna score big! And I know if I just play with it and not work the table, I'm gonna lose that ball fast. But I don't wanna tilt it either! Ugh.

Fucking is about transporting her to a higher plane of existence. I want her to feel, "What the fuck did you just do to me? I felt I wasn't on this Earth anymore."

"Ugh. Yeah. And?" I assure her I'm quite aware of my amazing Casanova skills in the lover's realm.
Ok Ned Flanders, but that's cucked mentality. When I fuck, I of course want her to feel good and want me, but it's not mostly about her. It's also about me, how I feel, what I want to do.
 
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Ok Ned Flanders, but that's cucked mentality. When I fuck, I of course want her to feel good and want me, but it's not mostly about her. It's also about me, how I feel, what I want to do.
You keep thinking like that. I don't mind tossing pearls to the swine, but something like this needs to be part of your design which obviously, it's not.
 
I like missionary

You can see your dick stretching her pussy, it's a gods vision tbh
 
isn't it easy. Just fall on top of her and thrust
 
For guys. Women love it, but for men it's like a HIIT workout. I always try to get nude first and go lay on the bed before her, so she understands to get on top.

Best one is reverse cow girl, you can just lay, and has stronger sensation than regular cowgirl. Doggy is also good, although can get a bit exhausting too.
Im doing 5-7 hours of gym a week and 5 hours of swimming, so in the future i can spend few minutes in the missionary without getting exhausted.
 
reverse cow girl is the most dangerous position, the vast majority of dick breaks occur in this position.
I was always afraid of my dick/shaft breaking on the regular cow girl, cant imagine the reverse cowgirl.
 
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The best position is the spoon, its like the cowgirl but you are laying easy peasy and you can grab boobs and ass.
 
For guys. Women love it, but for men it's like a HIIT workout. I always try to get nude first and go lay on the bed before her, so she understands to get on top.

Best one is reverse cow girl, you can just lay, and has stronger sensation than regular cowgirl. Doggy is also good, although can get a bit exhausting too.
Virgin tales
 
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The best position is the spoon, its like the cowgirl but you are laying easy peasy and you can grab boobs and ass.
good position is where she's on her back and you have one of her legs on top of you, one leg between hers, and the other underneath her.

you can choke her/grab her face/kiss her/dom out on her in this position and it's really intimate tbqh
 
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good position is where she's on her back and you have one of her legs on top of you, one leg between hers, and the other underneath her.

you can choke her/grab her face/kiss her/dom out on her in this position and it's really intimate tbqh
I need a blueprint.
 
Missionary because deep erotic french kissing
 
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@OldVirgin like doggystyle the most
 
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all a fairy tail to me
also noah only
 
Missionary is my favorite.
 
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Idk I like missionary and prone bone even tho they’re a workout. I like dominating and putting in the work. Plus if there’s a connection with the girl missionary where she’s got her legs and arms wrapped around you is really nice
 
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