My 16yo JB neighboor is alone in house rn, OMFG i want to approach her

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I just knocked their door and come up with a fake reason like have u signed up for new internet cable? if we all sign up, they install it faster.
to see if she is alone in the house.
i said first "is your mother in the house?" she said no. so she was alone, then i told her the fake reason. she said idk anything about it.
i said ok bye.
Now i know she is alone, i want to knock the door again right now and somehow win her heart. what should i say?



if i approach her and she gets mad and tells her mother/father. it's joever
i'm also high AF
 
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i would advice to brutally rape and murder her but that could get me in trouble so i just say leave her alone and go jerk off !
 
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Your age and psl?
 
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Rapedegeso
 
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"This isn't an incel forum dude"
 
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Guys if this isnt a larp, he is clearly mentally ill and insane
 
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Say "what surgerys I need for ascend?"
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Fuck this shit, my window was too short her mother came i think. damn it, only if i woudn't make thread about it and actually would do it.
 
Op is ready to get is ass packed up by the feds.
 
I just knocked their door and come up with a fake reason like have u signed up for new internet cable? if we all sign up, they install it faster.
to see if she is alone in the house.
i said first "is your mother in the house?" she said no. so she was alone, then i told her the fake reason. she said idk anything about it.
i said ok bye.
Now i know she is alone, i want to knock the door again right now and somehow win her heart. what should i say?



if i approach her and she gets mad and tells her mother/father. it's joever
i'm also high AF

@FBI
 
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You look like a sexual predator.
He literally does.

OP you’re insane. I’m not even a moralfag about JBs but if people find out you are fucked.
 
Guys if this isnt a larp, he is clearly mentally ill and insane
only in cuckmerica do idiots think 16 is too young. Its adult everywhere except muttland.

16 year olds are fine to drive 15000 kg death machines but god forbid some fucking adult fucks them. JFL.

My advice to OP . Go for it. Larp 18 . Blame Cigars and drinking for the older age due to the depression of having a loved one die in front of you. Then you get sympathy points also so you could possibly get a pity fuck if she is a nice girl.
 
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I just knocked their door and come up with a fake reason like have u signed up for new internet cable? if we all sign up, they install it faster.
to see if she is alone in the house.
i said first "is your mother in the house?" she said no. so she was alone, then i told her the fake reason. she said idk anything about it.
i said ok bye.
Now i know she is alone, i want to knock the door again right now and somehow win her heart. what should i say?



if i approach her and she gets mad and tells her mother/father. it's joever
i'm also high AF

16 ia oldcel
 
clearly mentally ill and insane
 
I just knocked their door and come up with a fake reason like have u signed up for new internet cable? if we all sign up, they install it faster.
to see if she is alone in the house.
i said first "is your mother in the house?" she said no. so she was alone, then i told her the fake reason. she said idk anything about it.
i said ok bye.
Now i know she is alone, i want to knock the door again right now and somehow win her heart. what should i say?



if i approach her and she gets mad and tells her mother/father. it's joever
i'm also high AF

the masculine urge you kick down the door and have your way with her. JFL just jerk off and go to sleep
 
FBI open up :feelsbaton:
 
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Mate u gotta max out jb appeal, field test, get positive reinforcement validation for ur ego until u know ur success rate is high, then capitalize on small opportunistic windows like this. If u don't get high confidence/appeal isnt for JB, don't even try the risk. You gotta know ur audience too, like is ur success limited to ugly, avg, or Stacy JB

So when the time comes, ur mentally prepared, unsurprised, and ready to tackle the high risk high reward play head on!
 
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The state of this forum @WishIwasChico
 
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She will get scared then tell her parents what happened. Her parents will tell your parents then you have the reputation of being a pedo
this happened except her parents didn't tell mine and just talked to me
 
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She will get scared then tell her parents what happened. Her parents will tell your parents then you have the reputation of being a pedo
damn i thought op was like 19 or something lol
 
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only in cuckmerica do idiots think 16 is too young. Its adult everywhere except muttland.

16 year olds are fine to drive 15000 kg death machines but god forbid some fucking adult fucks them. JFL.

My advice to OP . Go for it. Larp 18 . Blame Cigars and drinking for the older age due to the depression of having a loved one die in front of you. Then you get sympathy points also so you could possibly get a pity fuck if she is a nice girl.
Mate u gotta max out jb appeal, field test, get positive reinforcement validation for ur ego until u know ur success rate is high, then capitalize on small opportunistic windows like this. If u don't get high confidence/appeal isnt for JB, don't even try the risk. You gotta know ur audience too, like is ur success limited to ugly, avg, or Stacy JB

So when the time comes, ur mentally prepared, unsurprised, and ready to tackle the high risk high reward play head on!
Do it I wanna see you get on the news
i already did it right when i posted this thread. you guys are pussies, what do u think is going to happen if you approach a 16yo? get arrested or sth lol, thats predatory you are mistaking.
https://looksmax.org/threads/i-just-got-rejected-brutally-its-jover.819604/
she just told her mom and nothing really happened. her mom talked shit to me and shamed me and thats it.
https://looksmax.org/threads/holy-fuck-she-told-her-mom-gtfih.820605/
 
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i already did it right when i posted this thread. you guys are pussies, what do u think is going to happen if you approach a 16yo? get arrested or sth lol, thats predatory you are mistaking.
https://looksmax.org/threads/i-just-got-rejected-brutally-its-jover.819604/
she just told her mom and nothing really happened. her mom talked shit to me and shamed me and thats it.
https://looksmax.org/threads/holy-fuck-she-told-her-mom-gtfih.820605/
Good work soldier. Fuck all mothers
 
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Another mentally ill use on .org
 
Do it next time bro, you should be low inhib
 

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