rottingricecel
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Softmaxxes
Skincare
Right now, my skin is pretty shit. I have acne on my forehead,cheeks, and chin, and my skin is pretty oily. Right now, I can only work with the stuff my parents use since they are pretty bluepilled ab looksmaxxing at my age, so not many options available atm. I'm also working on trying to make my complexion as naturally pale as possible, as it gives kpop appeal: something I need to maximize on as a ricecel.
Topical Aloe Vera
Very underrated and contains a shit ton of benefits for skin. It's great at promoting collagen production, reduces acne scars, and somewhat helps for preventing acne too. Also gives skin some hydration, which is always nice.
Cetaphil Moisturizing Cream
Helps keep skin moisturized, esp in the morning when im waiting in the cold, dry, air for my bus. Non-comodegenic too so it doesn't block up my pores.
Sunscreen
Pretty self explanatory. Blocks out sun for acne and keeps my light complexion.
Water
I drink about 1/2-1 gallon a day and I've noticed that it helps with acne and somewhat on my bloat.
Exercise
Starting to exercise more consistently with a Push Pull Legs program, which should help my skin.
Diet
I've cut out most added sugar and try to minimize sodium intake. Eating a shit ton of foods like eggs too which are good for my skin and have a lot of protein.
Hair
Hairstyle
With how important hair is for kpopmaxxing, it's crucial that I find a decent hairstyle ASAP. Not too sure on this yet because I have a wider face, but I'm thinking of a middle part which will probably need some sort of perm (wavy?). As long as I can convince my parents to grow out my hair, I should be fine and I think I'll be more confident on what style I'm looking for.
Less Shampoo
I use shampoo ab once to twice a week nowadays instead of the almost daily use that I did before. Hopefully should help me keep hair healthy, as it'll probably go to shit if/when I get a perm.
Eyebrows
TBH I have decent eyebrows for a rice and they're thicker and longer than most of the studycelling ricecel shitters that I know. I'm thinking of applying both castor and peppermint oil for more hairs and thickeness, along with fixing assymetries. If this doesn't work out, I'll probably look into some good microneedling procedures.
Product
Probably goes in the hairstyle category, but shit like sea salt spray, clay, wax, etc should help me style my hair more easily after I watch some guides.
Style
Clothing
Def underrated if kpopmaxxing or looksmaxxing in general. Having good style makes you look more NT and good clothes are the most important part of style.
Accessories
Will probably invest in a chain, earrings, and rings for accessories. Should help with my style.
Shoes
I just need a pair of white AF 1s since they are the most NT shoes and go with any style.
Cologne
Not much to explain here.
Teeth
Whitening
Probably one of the looksmaxxes that will not be available until later, but will probably plan to professionally whiten teeth. I just need to save up enough money and I'm good.
Oil Pulling
Haven't done much research on it but might give it a try. I've seen some anecdotal results here so who knows, maybe it'll work.
Lips
Don't really have much I can do here. Chapstick and brushing them (exfoliation) is the most I can do. Consistently drinking a shit ton of water will probably make them look more hydrated too.
Contacts?
I have the same dark shit color eyes that most rices have. If I can get colored contacts and not get caught w/o them (meaning I start wearing them in college) would be huge halo. Not too sure about this one since my smv will go even lower than what my shit ricecel genes have given me if I get caught.
Tattoos
Definitely something I won't be able to get until later because of parents, but when I'm in college, a decent, clean tat should raise my smv up a bit and make me seem more NT.
Hardmaxxes
Height
Right now, I'm 5'9 barefoot and with me being 16 years old, I'm not sure if I can really grow much anymore. With what I said previously, there's not really much I can do either due to parents, so HGH is not an option.
Vit D
I'll start spending some time outside daily in the sunlight (w sunscreen ofc) with short sleeves and shorts to get as much vit d as possible without hurting my complexion and skin.
Working Out
By increasing testosterone and HGH by working out with the PPL plan I mentioned earlier, should help me get closer to my potential height.
Sleep
My sleep schedule right now is absolutely fucked. I get little to no sleep because of how studying for SATs and procrastination/videogames have messed up my schedule. Now that I finished SATs and cut off most gaming, I will be able to improve my sleep schedule and hopefully get enough HGH and testosterone from sleep to gain some height.
Posture
Mewing, chintucks, postural exercises, and working out should help fix my posture that has been anally fucked by the aforementioned studycelling and videogames.
Muscle
Nothing much to say here outside of the usual gymmaxxing. PPL, decent diet, more sleep, should help me gain muscle. I'm also pretty facially bloated due to my shitty rice bones even tho I am low bf (I have pretty defined abs and can see ribcage) and quite lean already.
Surgeries
Hopefully if I can drop some subtle lookspills to my parents, smooth talking, etc, I can manipulate into getting me some procedures. This is the most crucial part of me ascending from riceceldom.
Double Eyelid Surgery
Often seen as a rite of passage of age in Korea (because most of them are ricecel chinks like me), having chink monolids have been a huge fucking falio on me all my life. JFL I have to strain my eyes to open them as wide as I can and it causes forehead wrinkles (which I hide with bangs), probably looks autistic, and even then, my eyes still look chink. My friends and family point out that I have chink eyes all the time, and what makes this worse is that I'm the only one in my family with them. Shouldn't be too hard to convince getting this procedure and an absolute necessity if I want to escape riceceldom. Bonus, it's also cheaper (about $2,500), quicker, and has a faster recovery time than most procedures.
Rhinoplasty
My nose is just as bad as my eyes. It's deviated, no definition whatsoever, bulbous, and I also have no fucking nose bridge (thanks rice genes). Once again, I'm the only one in my family with such an ugly fucking nose and I can't even fraud this shit jfl. Thank god we still have to wear masks in school. This one will definitely be much harder to get due to the cost and recovery time. I might have to moneymaxx on my own for this procedure.
Bimax or MSE+FM (Grummons)
Almost 100% I will have to get either one with my own money. You could probably set up a fucking picnic on my face with how flat my maxilla is. The recessed chin isn't doing me any good either. Still doing more research on these, as while MSE+FM is much much cheaper, it could possibly descend me. Bimax, while more consistent, is 50 fucking thousand dollars. Maybe if I can relate this to my airways, tmj problems, and sleep problems?
Mewing
JFL. Has made probably zero changes for me and the chewcope has given me chronic tmj. Will probably just soft mew for postural reasons.
Conclusion
I pray every day that I will somehow ascend from riceceldom. Will probably try reincarnationmaxxing if I don't get out.
Skincare
Right now, my skin is pretty shit. I have acne on my forehead,cheeks, and chin, and my skin is pretty oily. Right now, I can only work with the stuff my parents use since they are pretty bluepilled ab looksmaxxing at my age, so not many options available atm. I'm also working on trying to make my complexion as naturally pale as possible, as it gives kpop appeal: something I need to maximize on as a ricecel.
Topical Aloe Vera
Very underrated and contains a shit ton of benefits for skin. It's great at promoting collagen production, reduces acne scars, and somewhat helps for preventing acne too. Also gives skin some hydration, which is always nice.
Cetaphil Moisturizing Cream
Helps keep skin moisturized, esp in the morning when im waiting in the cold, dry, air for my bus. Non-comodegenic too so it doesn't block up my pores.
Sunscreen
Pretty self explanatory. Blocks out sun for acne and keeps my light complexion.
Water
I drink about 1/2-1 gallon a day and I've noticed that it helps with acne and somewhat on my bloat.
Exercise
Starting to exercise more consistently with a Push Pull Legs program, which should help my skin.
Diet
I've cut out most added sugar and try to minimize sodium intake. Eating a shit ton of foods like eggs too which are good for my skin and have a lot of protein.
Hair
Hairstyle
With how important hair is for kpopmaxxing, it's crucial that I find a decent hairstyle ASAP. Not too sure on this yet because I have a wider face, but I'm thinking of a middle part which will probably need some sort of perm (wavy?). As long as I can convince my parents to grow out my hair, I should be fine and I think I'll be more confident on what style I'm looking for.
Less Shampoo
I use shampoo ab once to twice a week nowadays instead of the almost daily use that I did before. Hopefully should help me keep hair healthy, as it'll probably go to shit if/when I get a perm.
Eyebrows
TBH I have decent eyebrows for a rice and they're thicker and longer than most of the studycelling ricecel shitters that I know. I'm thinking of applying both castor and peppermint oil for more hairs and thickeness, along with fixing assymetries. If this doesn't work out, I'll probably look into some good microneedling procedures.
Product
Probably goes in the hairstyle category, but shit like sea salt spray, clay, wax, etc should help me style my hair more easily after I watch some guides.
Style
Clothing
Def underrated if kpopmaxxing or looksmaxxing in general. Having good style makes you look more NT and good clothes are the most important part of style.
Accessories
Will probably invest in a chain, earrings, and rings for accessories. Should help with my style.
Shoes
I just need a pair of white AF 1s since they are the most NT shoes and go with any style.
Cologne
Not much to explain here.
Teeth
Whitening
Probably one of the looksmaxxes that will not be available until later, but will probably plan to professionally whiten teeth. I just need to save up enough money and I'm good.
Oil Pulling
Haven't done much research on it but might give it a try. I've seen some anecdotal results here so who knows, maybe it'll work.
Lips
Don't really have much I can do here. Chapstick and brushing them (exfoliation) is the most I can do. Consistently drinking a shit ton of water will probably make them look more hydrated too.
Contacts?
I have the same dark shit color eyes that most rices have. If I can get colored contacts and not get caught w/o them (meaning I start wearing them in college) would be huge halo. Not too sure about this one since my smv will go even lower than what my shit ricecel genes have given me if I get caught.
Tattoos
Definitely something I won't be able to get until later because of parents, but when I'm in college, a decent, clean tat should raise my smv up a bit and make me seem more NT.
Hardmaxxes
Height
Right now, I'm 5'9 barefoot and with me being 16 years old, I'm not sure if I can really grow much anymore. With what I said previously, there's not really much I can do either due to parents, so HGH is not an option.
Vit D
I'll start spending some time outside daily in the sunlight (w sunscreen ofc) with short sleeves and shorts to get as much vit d as possible without hurting my complexion and skin.
Working Out
By increasing testosterone and HGH by working out with the PPL plan I mentioned earlier, should help me get closer to my potential height.
Sleep
My sleep schedule right now is absolutely fucked. I get little to no sleep because of how studying for SATs and procrastination/videogames have messed up my schedule. Now that I finished SATs and cut off most gaming, I will be able to improve my sleep schedule and hopefully get enough HGH and testosterone from sleep to gain some height.
Posture
Mewing, chintucks, postural exercises, and working out should help fix my posture that has been anally fucked by the aforementioned studycelling and videogames.
Muscle
Nothing much to say here outside of the usual gymmaxxing. PPL, decent diet, more sleep, should help me gain muscle. I'm also pretty facially bloated due to my shitty rice bones even tho I am low bf (I have pretty defined abs and can see ribcage) and quite lean already.
Surgeries
Hopefully if I can drop some subtle lookspills to my parents, smooth talking, etc, I can manipulate into getting me some procedures. This is the most crucial part of me ascending from riceceldom.
Double Eyelid Surgery
Often seen as a rite of passage of age in Korea (because most of them are ricecel chinks like me), having chink monolids have been a huge fucking falio on me all my life. JFL I have to strain my eyes to open them as wide as I can and it causes forehead wrinkles (which I hide with bangs), probably looks autistic, and even then, my eyes still look chink. My friends and family point out that I have chink eyes all the time, and what makes this worse is that I'm the only one in my family with them. Shouldn't be too hard to convince getting this procedure and an absolute necessity if I want to escape riceceldom. Bonus, it's also cheaper (about $2,500), quicker, and has a faster recovery time than most procedures.
Rhinoplasty
My nose is just as bad as my eyes. It's deviated, no definition whatsoever, bulbous, and I also have no fucking nose bridge (thanks rice genes). Once again, I'm the only one in my family with such an ugly fucking nose and I can't even fraud this shit jfl. Thank god we still have to wear masks in school. This one will definitely be much harder to get due to the cost and recovery time. I might have to moneymaxx on my own for this procedure.
Bimax or MSE+FM (Grummons)
Almost 100% I will have to get either one with my own money. You could probably set up a fucking picnic on my face with how flat my maxilla is. The recessed chin isn't doing me any good either. Still doing more research on these, as while MSE+FM is much much cheaper, it could possibly descend me. Bimax, while more consistent, is 50 fucking thousand dollars. Maybe if I can relate this to my airways, tmj problems, and sleep problems?
Mewing
JFL. Has made probably zero changes for me and the chewcope has given me chronic tmj. Will probably just soft mew for postural reasons.
Conclusion
I pray every day that I will somehow ascend from riceceldom. Will probably try reincarnationmaxxing if I don't get out.