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In my last visit to the Jewnited States of America, in which I spent my time discovering the lavish architecture of the Brooklyn slums *first world*, I went through a set of experiences that left me perplexed. It felt like I was in a GTA lobby, and the people walking down the streets were like GTA NPCs. The things I could hear them say were almost identical to what the NPCs say in GTA, for real.
My first encounter happened down the alley in Manhattan. I was checking my phone standing in the middle of the sidewalk when a group of middle aged women passed by, I wasn't in the most convenient spot to be honest — I was leaving no room for anyone to walk by. So one of these women uttered "uhh, excuse mee" in a tone that I found absolutely provoking. My reaction was instantly replying with "uhh, excoose meeyy" with a retard voice, mocking her. She turned around for a second and said something in the lines of "oh fuck you, douchebag". I laughed out loud and moved on.
My second encounter took place in the Grand Central, I was about to take the metro when this nigger came down the stairs, holding his Gucci belt with his pants hanging low. He had a durag on with a cap to the side, dreads and a white sleeveless shirt. He was walking like a penguin, his feet pointing out like a crab. Fucking hilarious to watch. He said something like "ayee fuck dis shid mayne" out of nowhere. I couldnt hold my laughter
Third encounter was down the block in Manhattan again, I was going back to my hotel late in the morning after having dinner in a restaurant when a group of 3 young niggers around age 16 approached me crossing from the opposite sidewalk close to a NBA shop. They were talking some unintelligible ebonics shit when one of them said something that sounded like "dis bitch ahh nigga ova hee watchu lookin at nigguh" I think it was directed towards me but they kept walking like I was invisible, I started smiling even before they crossed the street because they were chimp walking. Hilarious. Then I came across a bunch of nigger meth addicts laying by the side of the streets. At this point I was sure this was the GTA universe.
But the fourth encounter is godly. I went to Borough Park, the jewish neighborhood. It looked dirty as fuck, graffitied everywhere, opaque ass red brick buildings, etc. The school buses literally had Hebrew writings on them, all the kikes were dressed in their native clothes and speaking their shitty language. They all looked like this nigga:
If you search for Borough Park on Instagram this shit pops up:
I swear to Allah the JSA is the funniest country on planet earth. They're all retarded bots saying funny shit and walking like idiots. It's amazing.
@MedAncientGod you asked for this thread brother here you have it
My first encounter happened down the alley in Manhattan. I was checking my phone standing in the middle of the sidewalk when a group of middle aged women passed by, I wasn't in the most convenient spot to be honest — I was leaving no room for anyone to walk by. So one of these women uttered "uhh, excuse mee" in a tone that I found absolutely provoking. My reaction was instantly replying with "uhh, excoose meeyy" with a retard voice, mocking her. She turned around for a second and said something in the lines of "oh fuck you, douchebag". I laughed out loud and moved on.
My second encounter took place in the Grand Central, I was about to take the metro when this nigger came down the stairs, holding his Gucci belt with his pants hanging low. He had a durag on with a cap to the side, dreads and a white sleeveless shirt. He was walking like a penguin, his feet pointing out like a crab. Fucking hilarious to watch. He said something like "ayee fuck dis shid mayne" out of nowhere. I couldnt hold my laughter
Third encounter was down the block in Manhattan again, I was going back to my hotel late in the morning after having dinner in a restaurant when a group of 3 young niggers around age 16 approached me crossing from the opposite sidewalk close to a NBA shop. They were talking some unintelligible ebonics shit when one of them said something that sounded like "dis bitch ahh nigga ova hee watchu lookin at nigguh" I think it was directed towards me but they kept walking like I was invisible, I started smiling even before they crossed the street because they were chimp walking. Hilarious. Then I came across a bunch of nigger meth addicts laying by the side of the streets. At this point I was sure this was the GTA universe.
But the fourth encounter is godly. I went to Borough Park, the jewish neighborhood. It looked dirty as fuck, graffitied everywhere, opaque ass red brick buildings, etc. The school buses literally had Hebrew writings on them, all the kikes were dressed in their native clothes and speaking their shitty language. They all looked like this nigga:
If you search for Borough Park on Instagram this shit pops up:
I swear to Allah the JSA is the funniest country on planet earth. They're all retarded bots saying funny shit and walking like idiots. It's amazing.
@MedAncientGod you asked for this thread brother here you have it
