My experience getting drunk for the first time

[Deleted member 17791]

I decided to drink about 100 ml of vodka (40% alcohol), I didn't really notice anything happening until like the fifth sip where I couldn't move my body properly at all. My fine motor skills became completely not existent.

So many people kept replying to me in a serious way and I couldn't even read and comprehend what they even wrote. I was caging hard, very hard. I kept giggling.

Everything was good until a little later, all the fun disappeared and I got depressed and self hating. I just started crying so much. I'm still crying a bunch now that I've woke up and feel more or less sober.

What the fuck is this drug? JFL at getting drunk, it feels amazing at the start but you feel horrible at the end.

 

[BearBoy]

100ml and you were dying like a dog

 

[Wallenberg]

Don't drink so fast

 

[Hipcel]

Just keep it at Ballmer's peak levels

Edit: @8PSLcel

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[currylightskin]

100ml and you were dying like a dog

brother hes giga low t prolly like 40 ng/dl what do you expect

 

[Deleted member 17791]

100ml and you were dying like a dog

I was, my body was so weak. My arms were numb as fuck and couldn't lift them for very long. That's why my words were so slurred while typing, they just kept falling.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Just keep it at Ballmer's peak levels

what's that bhai?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

brother hes giga low t prolly like 40 ng/dl what do you expect

I think you're right. I can't handle this stuff.

 

[Deleted member 18436]

I decided to drink about 100 ml of vodka (40% alcohol), I didn't really notice anything happening until like the fifth sip where I couldn't move my body properly at all. My fine motor skills became completely not existent.

So many people kept replying to me in a serious way and I couldn't even read and comprehend what they even wrote. I was caging hard, very hard. I kept giggling.

Everything was good until a little later, all the fun disappeared and I got depressed and self hating. I just started crying so much. I'm still crying a bunch now that I've woke up and feel more or less sober.

What the fuck is this drug? JFL at getting drunk, it feels amazing at the start but you feel horrible at the end.

come to my place for vodka and hrt

 

[BearBoy]

brother hes giga low t prolly like 40 ng/dl what do you expect

I remember i had a whole bottle vodka me and my friend drank all of it, nigga was laying on the ground rolling around and i had to take his ass home.

He was talking big that he can drink alot and shit so i tested him out

 

[Deleted member 17791]

come to my place for vodka and hrt

Aren't you american? This alcohol made me realise how much I hate being male tbh.

 

[Lygodactylus]

 

[currylightskin]

I remember i had a whole bottle vodka me and my friend drank all of it, nigga was laying on the ground rolling around and i had to take his ass home.

He was talking big that he can drink alot and shit so i tested him out

if its absolut vodka i can drink a full bottle and walk but ill be drowsy af . whiskey prolly half

 

[Deleted member 17791]

No read? damn

 

[Deleted member 17311]

Aren't you american? This alcohol made me realise how much I hate being male tbh.

Embrace Masculinity brother.
watch

 

[Deleted member 17791]

if its absolut vodka i can drink a full bottle and walk but ill be drowsy af . whiskey prolly half

So I get about as drunk as you drinking a full bottle at like like 100 ml of 40% strength vodka?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Embrace Masculinity brother.
watch

I really wouldn't want to be like that.

 

[Gonthar]

I decided to drink about 100 ml of vodka (40% alcohol), I didn't really notice anything happening until like the fifth sip where I couldn't move my body properly at all. My fine motor skills became completely not existent.

You're lightweight...

 

[currylightskin]

So I get about as drunk as you drinking a full bottle at like like 100 ml of 40% strength vodka?

brutal...... im talking bout 1ltr absolut . that means youre like 1/10th the man i am.how much do you weigh ?

 

[currylightskin]

i can still walk after a whole absolut but its gonna be clear im drunk . half a bottle im perfect i can act sober

 

[Deleted member 14774]

So many people kept replying to me in a serious way and I couldn't even read and comprehend what they even wrote. I was caging hard, very hard. I kept giggling.

Jfl I thought you were drinking with friends until you said this. Drinking alone = incel trait

 

[Deleted member 17791]

You're lightweight...

brutal...... im talking bout 1ltr absolut . that means youre like 1/10th the man i am.how much do you weigh ?

I weigh 55 kg. What percentage purity is that stuff?

 

[currylightskin]

I weigh 55 kg. What percentage purity is that stuff?

brutal im 90kgs . this one 45%

 

[Deleted member 17791]

i can still walk after a whole absolut but its gonna be clear im drunk . half a bottle im perfect i can act sober

I would throw up and collapse if I drank that much.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Jfl I thought you were drinking with friends until you said this. Drinking alone = incel trait

Its true.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

brutal im 90kgs . this one 45%

why am I so weak? I can't handle like a cup of the stuff.

 

[currylightskin]

I would throw up and collapse if I drank that much.

you would die probably

 

[currylightskin]

why am I so weak? I can't handle like a cup of the stuff.

low t plus youre small 55kgs is legit female tier in 2022. how tall ?

 

[Deleted member 17791]

you would die probably

Yeah. I agree

 

[Deleted member 17791]

low t plus youre small 55kgs is legit female tier in 2022. how tall ?

I'm 5'9. Am I really not even a man physically, more a child?

 

[currylightskin]

I'm 5'9. Am I really not even a man physically, more a child?

im 5'10 and 90kgs jfl . more like a child yeah

 

[Amnesia]

drunk texting is such a regret, never again

 

[Deleted member 18436]

Aren't you american? This alcohol made me realise how much I hate being male tbh.

uk

 

[Manletmachine]

drunk texting is such a regret, never again

So much this

 

[Manletmachine]

drunk texting is such a regret, never again

So much this

 

[thecel]

drunk texting is such a regret, never again

elab

 

[Manletmachine]

elab

I can’t speak for him but I whined to my hot flat mate about not having any friends (she’s away rn). Over for me

 

[thecel]

brutal...... im talking bout 1ltr absolut . that means youre like 1/10th the man i am.how much do you weigh ?

cope. Pink Whitney mogs. @8PSLcel

 

[Deleted member 17791]

cope. Pink Whitney mogs. @8PSLcel

what's that?

 

[thecel]

what's that?

a female vodka.

someone told me that Pink Whitney is “for girls”, so I found it gender-affirming.

 

[thecel]

what's that?

a female vodka.

someone told me that Pink Whitney is “for girls”, so I found it gender-affirming.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

a female vodka.

someone told me that Pink Whitney is “for girls”, so I found it gender-affirming.

a female vodka.

someone told me that Pink Whitney is “for girls”, so I found it gender-affirming.

I don't really want to drink alcohol, especially a strong thing

 

[Magical Apple]

I decided to drink about 100 ml of vodka (40% alcohol), I didn't really notice anything happening until like the fifth sip where I couldn't move my body properly at all. My fine motor skills became completely not existent.

So many people kept replying to me in a serious way and I couldn't even read and comprehend what they even wrote. I was caging hard, very hard. I kept giggling.

Everything was good until a little later, all the fun disappeared and I got depressed and self hating. I just started crying so much. I'm still crying a bunch now that I've woke up and feel more or less sober.

What the fuck is this drug? JFL at getting drunk, it feels amazing at the start but you feel horrible at the end.

I never experienced this. I can literally walk on my hands and think perfectly clearly even if I am drunk to the point of being sick. Never gotten a hangover either.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

I never experienced this. I can literally walk on my hands even if I am drunk to the point of being sick. Never gotten a hangover either.

It was the red wine I drank. I can't digest that stuff at all. I can drink any other alcohol.

 

[Magical Apple]

It was the red wine I drank. I can't digest that stuff at all. I can drink any other alcohol.

If you being drunk makes you act out of control then be very careful when you drink around others.

 

[Manletmachine]

I decided to drink about 100 ml of vodka (40% alcohol), I didn't really notice anything happening until like the fifth sip where I couldn't move my body properly at all. My fine motor skills became completely not existent.

So many people kept replying to me in a serious way and I couldn't even read and comprehend what they even wrote. I was caging hard, very hard. I kept giggling.

Everything was good until a little later, all the fun disappeared and I got depressed and self hating. I just started crying so much. I'm still crying a bunch now that I've woke up and feel more or less sober.

What the fuck is this drug? JFL at getting drunk, it feels amazing at the start but you feel horrible at the end.

Yeah the depression that kicks in after the initial high is brutal

 

[Alt Number 3]

Come over my place ill teach u how to drink responsibly.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

Yeah the depression that kicks in after the initial high is brutal

Yeah, it's not worth it.

Come over my place ill teach u how to drink responsibly.

blackpill meet up?? Sweet!

 

[Manletmachine]

Yeah, it's not worth it.


blackpill meet up?? Sweet!

nah it's still worth it tbh

 

[Deleted member 17791]

nah it's still worth it tbh

DAMN.

I JUST WANT TO AVOID THIS STUFF. IT'S SO PAINFUL.