My looksmaxxing plan to be a giga slayer

[Erik-Jón]

I’ve been bad, I’ve gained 8 pounds the last 4 days on vacation…… but now it’s my redemption

I have 8 weeks to complete my plan if I fail I rope simple as

Step one-fitness

Lift two hours a day ppl split

1hour of cardio a day

Step two-pheno maxxing

Dye my eye brows

Fraud my brachy skull using my secret techniques

Skin care max

Step-3 level up my style

Ima get airmax 270s adds 1.5in my normal shoes addn 0.5in

I’ll buy 1-2in lifts off Amazon to max out my height at like solid 6’4 and that would be mogger tier

Get some drip that cool people wouod wesr to

Step 4- never ask a girl out all year until end of senior year prom in over a year

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

Yeah bro you will for sure do this daily

 

[Erik-Jón]

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Yeah bro you will for sure do this daily

The splits 5 days I just wrote daily

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

The splits 5 days I just wrote daily

Two hours a day + one-hour cardio five days a week is still unrealistic for someone who has never been fit before.

 

[Erik-Jón]

Two hours a day + one-hour cardio five days a week is still unrealistic for someone who has never been fit before.

I’ve lifted before and have done cardio for awhile lmao plus it’s summer so 3 hours a day to that leaves me with like 12 hours to do nothing

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

I’ve lifted before and have done cardio for awhile lmao plus it’s summer so 3 hours a day to that leaves me with like 12 hours to do nothing

Mirin. I should be softmaxxing right now but I plan to rot until college and then hit the ground running

 

[Erik-Jón]

Mirin. I should be softmaxxing right now but I plan to rot until college and then hit the ground running

Nah I needa ascend for senior year can’trot all highschool

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

Nah I needa ascend for senior year can’trot all highschool

Yup for sure but I already graduated.

 

[Erik-Jón]

Yup for sure but I already graduated.

Damn, stop rotting and ascend now then . What you need to ascend

 

[Curlbrahhh]

You don’t need one hour of fucking cardio every day lol

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

Damn, stop rotting and ascend now then . What you need to ascend

Head transplant

 

[Erik-Jón]

You don’t need one hour of fucking cardio every day lol

I’d rather cardio then lifting

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

Damn, stop rotting and ascend now then . What you need to ascend

Nah but on real note:
-Softmaxxing (Lean/Muscle, Skin, Eyebrows/Lashes, Lips Health, Teeth Whitening, Style, Hygiene, Under-Eye Wrinkles, Hairstyle)
-Hardmaxxing (Rhino, Lip Augmentation, Tear Thorough Fillers, Upper and Lower Expansion, Invisalign, and maybe jaw surgery, Genioplasty maybe)

 

[Erik-Jón]

Head transplant

How much that cost?

 

[Erik-Jón]

Nah but on real note:
-Softmaxxing (Lean/Muscle, Skin, Eyebrows/Lashes, Lips Health, Teeth Whitening, Style, Hygiene, Under-Eye Wrinkles, Hairstyle)
-Hardmaxxing (Rhino, Lip Augmentation, Tear Thorough Fillers, Upper and Lower Expansion, Invisalign, and maybe jaw surgery, Genioplasty maybe)

Only hard max I’d do isn’t maybe like 2 months of Invisalign for perfect teeth

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

How much that cost?

Your life

 

[Erik-Jón]

Your life

I wish I was black your fine

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

Only hard max I’d do isn’t maybe like 2 months of Invisalign for perfect teeth

Im still on the fence about hardmaxxing too besides perfecting my bite and jaw asymmetry. I will 100% do that. Once I do all that, if I feel satisfied with my physical appearance and can get a high T, tall gf then I won't get surgeries.

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

I wish I was black your fine

XD I am an East African buddy you do not want that trust me. Only blacks that have value are west Africans and mixed.

 

[Erik-Jón]

Im still on the fence about hardmaxxing too besides perfecting my bite and jaw asymmetry. I will 100% do that. Once I do all that, if I feel satisfied with my physical appearance and can get a high T, all gf then I won't get surgeries.

Idk for me it’s all about the psl if I hardmax or not, if I reach 4.5psl I won’t hardmax 4psl or lower hardmax

 

[Erik-Jón]

XD I am an East African buddy you do not want that trust me. Only blacks that have value are west Africans and mixed.

I’m 2% west African

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

I’m 2% west African

Would that perhaps explain your prognathism?

 

[Erik-Jón]

Would that perhaps explain your prognathism?

Don’t have prognathism

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

Don’t have prognathism

Hm really? I saw your side before and it seemed like it maybe the wrong person.

 

[Erik-Jón]

Hm really? I saw your side before and it seemed like it maybe the wrong person.

Nah I do sorta have that look but I don’t

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

Nah I do sorta have that look but I don’t

Ight bro I hope you ascend and find happiness bro

 

[Erik-Jón]

Ight bro I hope you ascend and find happiness bro

I won’t

 

[smvmaxxertilllate]

I won’t

Me neither but a man can only hope and try their best before giving up

 

[Erik-Jón]

Me neither but a man can only hope and try their best before giving up

Correct, chad or death

 

[StacyCorruptor]

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