My roommate is preventing me from masturbating

[fauxfox]

As some of you know, my roommate is a 5'2 Chinese guy (who's possibly gay). This motherfuckers is always in the room playing Teamfight Tactics or Valorant.
I never get the chance to jerk off it's been 3 days and I'm going BANANAS

Even though I hate it lowkey I feel much better and more alive when I'm not constantly watching porn and jacking off though. So I guess this is a blessing in disguise.

 

[BearBoy]

I jack off anywhere, buses, trains, buildings even in public I never care

 

[looksmaxxed]

i would not be able to live without my own lockable room

 

[aBetterMii]

No private bathroom?

 

[Deleted member 18244]

I jack off anywhere, buses, trains, buildings even in public I neve

Faggot

 

[BoneDensity]

I jack off anywhere, buses, trains, buildings even in public I never care

Shitskin trait

 

[BoneDensity]

5'2 Chinese guy (who's possibly gay). This motherfuckers is always in the room playing Teamfight Tactics or Valorant.

Damn, is your roommate @Cheesyrumble ?

 

[Cheesyrumble]

Damn, is your roommate @Cheesyrumble ?

First of all.... I play socially acceptable games.

 

[Deleted member 15067]

Can’t imagine having a roommate. Living in a flat with other people while only sharing a kitchen and toilet is enough for me. Go in the shower btw

 

[Nihlismmaxxer]

I jack off anywhere, buses, trains, buildings even in public I never care

Alpha mindset

 

[Deleted member 23373]

Asian homie literally forcing you on nofap... If u want masturbate so much is simple, since you said he's gay is just ask him for a hand, if life gives you lemon make lemonade....

 

[AscensionMan98]

As some of you know, my roommate is a 5'2 Chinese guy (who's possibly gay). This motherfuckers is always in the room playing Teamfight Tactics or Valorant.
I never get the chance to jerk off it's been 3 days and I'm going BANANAS

Even though I hate it lowkey I feel much better and more alive when I'm not constantly watching porn and jacking off though. So I guess this is a blessing in disguise.

Its called a shower, and if you want some success then invite a bitch in, the motherfucker is gonna leave. Btw you should have never signed up for a dorm. Sharing a room is so cucked.

Get an apartment next semester . Its gonna come to a close. You will enjoy living in your room and do a lot better in school. I lived in my shitty dorm for 2 years and regretted it a lot. The idea of being close to class is cope. Its about how you spend the rest of the time which is studying, and hopefully on weekends you can get some jb

 

[Deleted member 23228]

Nut all over him

 

[Bölþorn.Anabolic]

Its called a shower, and if you want some success then invite a bitch in, the motherfucker is gonna leave. Btw you should have never signed up for a dorm. Sharing a room is so cucked.

Get an apartment next semester . Its gonna come to a close. You will enjoy living in your room and do a lot better in school. I lived in my shitty dorm for 2 years and regretted it a lot. The idea of being close to class is cope. Its about how you spend the rest of the time which is studying, and hopefully on weekends you can get some jb

Dorm is so hard it emasculated you for so many reasons.

 

[iam good boy]

I jack off anywhere, buses, trains, buildings even in public I never care

You are a literal braindead monke

 

[cutie_pie]

 

[incel194012940]

it doesn’t matter if someone with no social influence and non confrontational sees you masturbating, he won’t tell anyone that matter irl, maybe you become a meme inside the slum of Hong Kong, maybe he give you the slant eye but doesn’t seem like friendships material

 

[Deleted member 31457]

Dorm is so hard it emasculated you for so many reasons.

Please can you elaborate on this? I'm looking to start university next year and I really want to have an understanding of what the housing/dormitory will be like.