New year's resolutions megathread 2023

[Deleted member 5189]

For me:
• get a normal sleep schedule
• get a full-time wageslave job
• move out
• buy a kitten(s)
• upgrade me furniture
• start 5 online businesses
• upgrade clothing
• get a girl pregnant and abandon her

 

[Deleted member 25059]

havent you already own several properties and didn't you leave your parents after they served you spaghetti without meat?

 

[WhiskeyCocaine]

Get good enough so I can be with this

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Reach chadlite

 

[JBcollector]

Earn 1 million dollars
Get 10 percent body fat
Visit 5 different countries
Fuck minimum 20 girls

 

[Deleted member 20835]

not rope

 

[Deleted member 21628]

LOW T ASF IF YOU HAVE ONE


"wowowoow new year new person woowow "

 

[Deleted member 5189]

havent you already own several properties and didn't you leave your parents after they served you spaghetti without meat?

Bro still has beef with me even on his alt

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Looksmaxx to 5.25 psl prettyboy
Receive more college basketball offers
Get a job
10+ slays or good LTR with looksmatch
Get drivers license

 

[aBetterMii]

 

[Deleted member 25059]

Bro still has beef with me even on his alt

not an alt.
you are a very famous character all over the internet

 

[Tusseleif]

Hair transplant
LTR or maybe some slays

 

[LiteralCaucasian]

In 2023, I'll attempt to;

1. Finally have the courage to talk on the phone with people.

2. Go outside more than once per 2 weeks.

3. Sleep properly (as in more than 5 hours).

 

[NuclearBrainReturns]

Dig myself out of the hole I made for myself.

 

[Gonthar]

 

[Deleted member 5189]

not an alt.
you are a very famous character all over the internet

Proof?

 

[Deleted member 16275]

Be Kinder to myself
Maybe develop a lil resilience to dark shit in life
Spend a lot more time reading and studying than playing vidya
Start gymmaxxing
Be in the moment

 

[Deleted member 16501]

some of them:

Choose NTness, not aspieness
realize the shit in my head and on my computer are not real life. Interactions with people is real life
Keep finding out what really is buried deep within my soul
Help people

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Help people

 

[Deleted member 16501]

that's literally the point of a man's existence on earth
to give his deepest gifts

god damn you young man were mentally screwed

 

[Deleted member 20399]

For me:
• get a normal sleep schedule
• get a full-time wageslave job
• move out
• buy a kitten(s)
• upgrade me furniture
• start 5 online businesses
• upgrade clothing
• get a girl pregnant and abandon her

For me:
-Have sex
-Get a part time job
-Write a movie

 

[Deleted member 17531]

In 2023, I'll attempt to;

1. Finally have the courage to talk on the phone with people.

2. Go outside more than once per 2 weeks.

3. Sleep properly (as in more than 5 hours).

Lmaoooo

 

[Deleted member 25059]

1. Finally have the courage to talk on the phone with people.

can relate

 

[Deleted member 13787]

• leanmax
• skinmax
• comp sci max
• learn japanese

 

[ManletBlackcel]

My resolutions:

- Get my own place
- clear at least 50 of my debt from credit cards and loan
- start investing in stocks
- Learn a sidehussle whilst wageslaving

 

[ManletBlackcel]

Looksmaxx to 5.25 psl prettyboy
Receive more college basketball offers
Get a job
10+ slays or good LTR with looksmatch
Get drivers license

You a d1 athlete?

 

[Deleted member 17531]

You a d1 athlete?

I have 1 d1 offer and a few d2 and NAIA offers

 

[AlexBrown84]

Move back to Korea and work at a hotel in Seoul

Get a second passport

Travel to more countries

 

[ManletBlackcel]

I have 1 d1 offer and a few d2 and NAIA offers

You must be drowning in pussy jfl. Wtf are you doing on this forum. Go train for NBA and fuck prime white pussy lol.

 

[Deleted member 25075]

- Speak English fluently
-Improve my Russian and French
- Get decent grades
- read everyday
- ascend
- boxing

 

[Deleted member 17531]

You must be drowning in pussy jfl. Wtf are you doing on this forum. Go train for NBA and fuck prime white pussy lol.

I'm non NT and high inhib
I haven't even made friends on my own team

 

[Deleted member 17531]

You must be drowning in pussy jfl. Wtf are you doing on this forum. Go train for NBA and fuck prime white pussy lol.

I started using this forum as a joke cuz me and a couple friends trolled here but I got addicted

 

[R@m@]

to rope

 

[ManletBlackcel]

I'm non NT and high inhib
I haven't even made friends on my own team

Bruh you’re a d1 athlete just talk about NBA, gym and shit and you’ll make friends. Heck you can even make a tik tok account of you training and people in your school will hit you up for advice and try be your friend.

 

[Deleted member 25059]

You must be drowning in pussy jfl. Wtf are you doing on this forum. Go train for NBA and fuck prime white pussy lol.

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jfl falling for his larps

 

[john2]

I want to quit masturbating. I guess this is my only resolution for 2023.

 

[ArcherxArcher]

Quit porn and masturbation
At least 10 slays with HTBs or above or either a LTR relationship with a Stacylite or above
Reach 7 psl
Get into 6 figures
Get 225 OPH, 315 bench, 405 squat, 495 deadlift
Get 100k followers on TikTok and 10k on Insta
Be able to run a 5k nonstop
Become more NT

 

[Deleted member 24371]

finish looksmaxing, graduate with decent honours, start a creative project and play wii sports bowling with @aBetterMii

 

[Deleted member 19174]

Stop masturbating as much
Lose my KHHV status
Get my gyno surgery
Start injecting (will figure out after my blood work comes back)
Get a better wardrobe
Finally get to 10% body fat
Get back on dating apps once I'm lean
Network and do well at my summer internship
Lower my inhibition (hopefully injecting will help with that)

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

Volunteer in hospitals.

 

[Gonthar]

Stop masturbating as much
Lose my KHHV status
Get my gyno surgery
Start injecting (will figure out after my blood work comes back)
Get a better wardrobe
Finally get to 10% body fat
Get back on dating apps once I'm lean
Network and do well at my summer internship
Lower my inhibition (hopefully injecting will help with that)

 

[Deleted member 19174]

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I will reach all my goals

 

[Artbreeder Is Law]

get a girl pregnant and abandon her

Most based one

 

[5.5psl]

Reach till 5.5 psl
Increase height to 189 cm
Make $10k a month
Be 200 lbs + and single digit body fat% ( obv roids)

 

[juste]

you changed that cringe avi i see
nice!

 

[MoggerGaston]

Start eating my own cum for extra nutrients

 

[TeenAscender]

Me:
1. 8-9.5 hours of sleep consistently
2. perfect grades
3. gain 25lbs minimal bodyfat (250-500 calorie surplus everyday)

 

[Deleted member 5189]

• get a normal sleep schedule
• get a full-time wageslave job
• move out
• buy a kitten(s)
• upgrade me furniture
• start 5 online businesses
• upgrade clothing
• get a girl pregnant and abandon her

• get a normal sleep schedule (done)
• get a full-time wageslave job (almost there)
• upgrade me furniture (have done a bit)

Now what I wanna do is get a kitten and that'll be 4/8 of my resolutions only a month in.

Does anyone know how to buy a kitten in the UK? The internet is useless.