Offering oneitis 1k to touch her hair?

[Short Ugly and Brown]

In theory when my friend asked my oneitis to kiss me for 1k, thats her doing an action

if we asked her to hug me for 1k, thats her doing an action

but if I asked my friend Mateo to ask her if she would let me touch her hair for 1k, then that would be me doing the action....

its less stress on her and she's more likely to agree since it's less serious than kissing/hugging

Should I tell my friend to ask my oneitis to let me touch her hair for $1,000?

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Just stop man

 

[nastynas]

this nigga really tryna catch a case..

 

[Deleted member 1973]

In theory when my friend asked my oneitis to kiss me for 1k, thats her doing an action

if we asked her to hug me for 1k, thats her doing an action

but if I asked my friend Mateo to ask her if she would let me touch her hair for 1k, then that would be me doing the action....

its less stress on her and she's more likely to agree since it's less serious than kissing/hugging

Should I tell my friend to ask my oneitis to let me touch her hair for $1,000?

Have you ever met her,
Face-to-Face?

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Have you ever met her,
Face-to-Face?

yes why?

 

[Deleted member 1973]

yes why?

Have you ever talked to her?
Could you tell she was comfortable around you?

 

[Deleted member 2846]

This has to be a larp. I genuinely don’t feel bad for you anymore. A 3 year old has more awareness than you.

 

[nastynas]

fuck the school i was tryna kiss my oneitis
but i ain't kiss that bitch, bitch i caught a case

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Shut the fuck up nigger

 

[bassfreak]

@FatmanO
@6'4 looksmaxxxer
@LordNorwood
@RichardSpencel
@Over
@TheMewingBBC

HERE WE GO AGAIN

 

[Petsmart]

inject T

 

[Over]

In theory when my friend asked my oneitis to kiss me for 1k, thats her doing an action

if we asked her to hug me for 1k, thats her doing an action

but if I asked my friend Mateo to ask her if she would let me touch her hair for 1k, then that would be me doing the action....

its less stress on her and she's more likely to agree since it's less serious than kissing/hugging

Should I tell my friend to ask my oneitis to let me touch her hair for $1,000?

 

[LordNorwood]

Ngl from the opening responses I feel like our collective heart isn't in it on this one boys.
@Short Ugly and Brown even you have to admit this one was kind of lazy.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

This has to be a larp. I genuinely don’t feel bad for you anymore. A 3 year old has more awareness than you.

this is an excerpt from my first letter I wrote her:
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"I've kept my feelings for you bottled up inside of me from the first day of senior year, but now I'm ready to tell you: I love you. You are the visage of an angel in human flesh your braided long brown hair, the way it rest against your shoulder like a bundle of roses on grassy knoll, and your soft feminine voice like gentle plucks of a cherub's lyre."
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Ive always really found her hair sexy, its long and thick and I like how its brunette in color

 

[Deleted member 2846]

this is an excerpt from my first letter I wrote her:
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"I've kept my feelings for you bottled up inside of me from the first day of senior year, but now I'm ready to tell you: I love you. You are the visage of an angel in human flesh your braided long brown hair, the way it rest against your shoulder like a bundle of roses on grassy knoll, and your soft feminine voice like gentle plucks of a cherub's lyre."
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Ive always really found her hair sexy, its long and thick and I like how its brunette in color

mate she’s ugly as fuck.

 

[ChoSeungHui]

this nigga really tryna catch a case..

 

[Deleted member 3073]

this is an excerpt from my first letter I wrote her:
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"I've kept my feelings for you bottled up inside of me from the first day of senior year, but now I'm ready to tell you: I love you. You are the visage of an angel in human flesh your braided long brown hair, the way it rest against your shoulder like a bundle of roses on grassy knoll, and your soft feminine voice like gentle plucks of a cherub's lyre."
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Ive always really found her hair sexy, its long and thick and I like how its brunette in color

Shut the fuck up, bitch ass nigga. Nobody cares no more about this shit. Kill yourself

 

[Petsmart]

not even entertaining anymore just autistic now

 

[nastynas]

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what a young educated african american gentleman that stays away from illegal activities especially crime

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Ngl from the opening responses I feel like our collective heart isn't in it on this one boys.
@Short Ugly and Brown even you have to admit this one was kind of lazy.

cope, this is still gonna be a +100 reply thread

 

[Deleted member 2846]

not even entertaining anymore just autistic now

legit it’s getting boring now..

OP IS ALL BARK AND NO BITE.

 

[LordNorwood]

cope, this is still gonna be a +100 reply thread

We will see.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

legit it’s getting boring now..

OP IS ALL BARK AND NO BITE.

do u want me to message Mateo now?

Do you not remember the stuff I've done already out of my love for her?

 

[Deleted member 3177]

this is an excerpt from my first letter I wrote her:
---------------
"I've kept my feelings for you bottled up inside of me from the first day of senior year, but now I'm ready to tell you: I love you. You are the visage of an angel in human flesh your braided long brown hair, the way it rest against your shoulder like a bundle of roses on grassy knoll, and your soft feminine voice like gentle plucks of a cherub's lyre."
---------------
Ive always really found her hair sexy, its long and thick and I like how its brunette in color

Shut the fuck up faggot no one cares about your poetry shut up shut up shut up, your autistic derangement is absolutely disgusting, everything you do seems to me as if though you're a masochistic faggot, well here's some news for you nigger, no one will dox you or your pathetic bloated fat crush, no one will message her bloated high test acne ridden ass, so stop looking for excuses to go ER. Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot

 

[FatJattMofo]

this is an excerpt from my first letter I wrote her:
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"I've kept my feelings for you bottled up inside of me from the first day of senior year, but now I'm ready to tell you: I love you. You are the visage of an angel in human flesh your braided long brown hair, the way it rest against your shoulder like a bundle of roses on grassy knoll, and your soft feminine voice like gentle plucks of a cherub's lyre."
---------------
Ive always really found her hair sexy, its long and thick and I like how its brunette in color

 

[Deleted member 2846]

do u want me to message Mateo now?

Do you not remember the stuff I've done already out of my love for her?

idk man this gig is getting stale. get a new onetitis tbh

 

[LordNorwood]

idk man this gig is getting stale. get a new onetitis tbh

A new oneitis would be a good move actually. This one is getting really, really boring. I feel like it would be more fun if she was actually attractive as well.

 

[Deleted member 685]

Stop attention seeking please thanks.

 

[BigBoy]

cope, this is still gonna be a +100 reply thread

this was all larp for dopamine rushes? i cant believe i feel for this crap.

 

[Petsmart]

 

[Deleted member 2846]

A new oneitis would be a good move actually. This one is getting really, really boring. I feel like it would be more fun if she was actually attractive as well.

yeah if the onetitis was attractive this forum would be going crazy. no one wants to give attention to that minecraft faced girl

 

[Deleted member 685]

TO EVERYONE ITT: Stop replying to this shit, it's pretty obvious by now OP's just seeking attention

 

[FatmanO]

@FatmanO
@6'4 looksmaxxxer
@LordNorwood
@RichardSpencel
@Over
@TheMewingBBC

HERE WE GO AGAIN

OH SHIET

 

[LordNorwood]

1/3 of the way there @Short Ugly and Brown , time for some gametime plays

 

[FatmanO]

TO EVERYONE ITT: Stop replying to this shit, it's pretty obvious by now OP's just seeking attention

Yeh Im pretty sure he wont do it

 

[BigChinHispanic]

I used to believe in the situation but not anymore boyo

Unless you're actually a psychopath

 

[Deleted member 3789]

this is an excerpt from my first letter I wrote her:
---------------
"I've kept my feelings for you bottled up inside of me from the first day of senior year, but now I'm ready to tell you: I love you. You are the visage of an angel in human flesh your braided long brown hair, the way it rest against your shoulder like a bundle of roses on grassy knoll, and your soft feminine voice like gentle plucks of a cherub's lyre."
---------------
Ive always really found her hair sexy, its long and thick and I like how its brunette in color

What the fuck is this disgraceful cringy bitch ass shit?

just look at this fucking loser. how can you not cringe jfl?

You shouldve just listened to what we fucking said before bitch. Its over!

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

idk man this gig is getting stale. get a new onetitis tbh

A new oneitis would be a good move actually. This one is getting really, really boring. I feel like it would be more fun if she was actually attractive as well.

yeah if the onetitis was attractive this forum would be going crazy. no one wants to give attention to that minecraft faced girl

ok alright

Once this thread reaches a decent amount of votes ill make up my mind

I just DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL, by that I mean risking it cuz I feel like I'm bothering her, thats it

and she's attractive, she has Stacy tier bone structure

her zygos and jaw bonemog the fuck out of my friend

her jaw looks like it could cut through butter

 

[Deleted member 2846]

ok alright

Once this thread reaches a decent amount of votes ill make up my mind

I just DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL, by that I mean risking it cuz I feel like I'm bothering her, thats it

and she's attractive, she has Stacy tier bone structure
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her zygos and jaw bonemog the fuck out of my friend
View attachment 199116
her jaw looks like it could cut through butter

are u some time of incel media plant?

 

[LordNorwood]

ok alright

Once this thread reaches a decent amount of votes ill make up my mind

I just DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL, by that I mean risking it cuz I feel like I'm bothering her, thats it

and she's attractive, she has Stacy tier bone structure
View attachment 199115
her zygos and jaw bonemog the fuck out of my friend
View attachment 199116
her jaw looks like it could cut through butter

She isn't attractive. "A jaw that could cut through butter", lol

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

are u some time of incel media plant?

She isn't attractive. "A jaw that could cut through butter", lol

bro.....

if u want I can pm u more shit I've done but if I posted it here I would get banned and/or get into actual trouble

 

[LordNorwood]

bro.....

if u want I can pm u more shit I've done but if I posted it here I would get banned and/or get into actual trouble

Wth not
Send it

 

[FatJattMofo]

bro.....

if u want I can pm u more shit I've done but if I posted it here I would get banned and/or get into actual trouble

post it
all your posts are satire right?

 

[Deleted member 2846]

bro.....

if u want I can pm u more shit I've done but if I posted it here I would get banned and/or get into actual trouble

pm

 

[LordNorwood]

wtf do I have to lose.....

Spoiler: what I did yesterday

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please don't judge me

Sigh.
I knew this was coming.

 

[FatJattMofo]

wtf do I have to lose.....

Spoiler: what I did yesterday

View attachment 199136

please don't judge me

elab. whats on the pic ?

 

[LordNorwood]

Let's hope this is the ace in the hole you think it is

 

[Blackout.xl]

Wtf Op? You’re gonna pay to touch a girls hair? Just touch her hair nigga. Take what’s yours. Low T if you don’t grab her hair

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

elab. whats on the pic ?

what I would use to make kids with her and start a family if she and I were dating of course (with her consent)

 

[BigChinHispanic]

Too good at making satire tbh