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Pussy move nglSitting down at the shopping mall on a bench, 2 JB foids sit either side of me, I instantly get up and walk away.
Was 14 years old at the time.
Tales from the land of ChadWhen I was 14 there was this hot af girl in my school that would sit on my lap and tell me I was her boyfriend. She was the hottest and most popular Stacy, she has 100k IG followers now and is the friend of the daughter of a millionaire so she was in the most important circle. I always thought she was playing with me and trying to make fun of me so I never stepped forward with her. When I changed schools my dumbass friends told me she liked me. They should've done it before because I was so stupid I never realized. Hell, even female friends told me she was always talking about me and how hot I am.
mentalcelPussy move ngl
Once a girl grabbed my ass and said I was different than the year before and she liked me. I was 12 or 13 in 8 grade and it was the year i went through puberty and was the third tallest in my class i had very early puberty since then i didnt grow anymorePost your stories and experiences as a mentalcel here.
Thanks for sharing with the class, Max.A foid that liked me wanted me to grope her ass while we were watching a movie in the back part of the class. I did.
Also she agreed to send me pics of her ass if i downloaded snapchat (which i never fucking did).
Holy fuck what a mentalcel jfl couldve lost virginity at 14
At least I took advantage of other opportunities in my life. But that one will forever hurt me because of how retarded and innocent I was to not do anything. Back then I used to kiss other girls and shit, but I always thought this one was completely out of my league anyways. So I never understood her blatantly clear signalsTales from the land of Chad
PayPal me some money so i can buy phenibut and i will.FUCK YOU FAKECELS I NEVER GOT SUCH STRONG IOIS IN MY LIFE HOW CAN YOU BE SO AUTSTIC JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU FAKECELS FUCKING GOOD LOOKING NIGGAS PRETENDING TO BE INCEL JUST GO AND SLAY BRO NO OFFENCE BTW
FORREAL NIGGAFUCK YOU FAKECELS I NEVER GOT SUCH STRONG IOIS IN MY LIFE HOW CAN YOU BE SO AUTSTIC JESUS CHRIST FUCK YOU FAKECELS FUCKING GOOD LOOKING NIGGAS PRETENDING TO BE INCEL JUST GO AND SLAY BRO NO OFFENCE BTW
low inhib slayer movehot girl told me I could touch her ass (we were behind a church too) and I got nervous, stuttered and left
@Ruby do you have any good story to share?
Do you like me?
Yes bro (no homo)Do you like me?
Did you know her?I accidently touched a cute girls ass on holiday when I was 16 and she giggled and told me how naughty that was and how she didn't expect that from me at all
I looked down, blushed and apologized
It was a camping where all the kids of similar age did shit together throughout the day such as mountainbiking, rafting, canoeing, swimming etc. and at night hung out and played games. I knew her name but we never really spoke.Did you know her?
They must have thought you were autistic jfl, did they say anything to you before you walked away?Sitting down at the shopping mall on a bench, 2 JB foids sit either side of me, I instantly get up and walk away.
Was 14 years old at the time.
They must have been following me or smthn. I sat down and like 10 seconds later they come around the corner and sit next to me.They must have thought you were autistic jfl, did they say anything to you before you walked away?
Not today fbi
Nobody forced you to read the thread.You're just inviting fakecels to humblebrag and give themselves dopamine at the expense of trucels like me who have never got IOI's in their life. This is suifuel.
I have a suspicion you’re a good looking guy who has severe BDD. You’ve had IOI’s before. You’ve made threads about them. And only fakecels get mad at others. Everyone else just weeps and wallows and you get mad because you subconsciously know that you could get these experiences but your conscious mind holds you back.THIS THREAD IS FUCKING SUIFUEL OMG SLAYERS.ME REEEEEEEE
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Same man, here I am 19 not a single positive experience, not a single female that even acknowledged my existence in any way shape or form. I blame my recessed maxilla for robbing me of basic human experiencesTHIS THREAD IS FUCKING SUIFUEL OMG SLAYERS.ME REEEEEEEE
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What do you look like?I have so many:
Girl in middle school would make heart hands at me from across the room and one time wore extremely short shorts and spread her legs for me. I ignored her. I also ignored my actual gf in middle school, she'd give me gifts and shit on valentines day but I'd hardly ever give her attention or even kiss/hug her.
In sophomore year of hs this one girl was thirsting for me hard, she would always try to talk to me/touch me in class, she even asked me to a school dance (it was one where girls had to ask out guys). I rejected her. She would always compliment my hazel eyes and tell me when they looked green in certain lighting, and if I didn't talk to her for a day she'd get really upset and think I didn't like her. Her friend even came up to me once and said "you know she likes you right?". I also ignored her/never smashed, and I regret it every day.
In junior year there was a senior girl who tried asking me out during the summer, she texted me a couple times saying how much she missed me and wanted to see me. I still have her left on read 4 years later. A different girl would sometimes legitimately cuddle with me on the bus (which I had to take before I got my car) but she had actual mental issues so I don't regret doing nothing about it.
In senior year multiple freshman JBs would come up to me in the halls and touch and hug me or otherwise flirt with me in class. This happened about 10 times. This happened so much that my friends eventually gave me the nickname "freshman fucker". Another time, I was sitting next to this one girl in biology and she just laid her head on my shoulder and hugged my arm for the rest of class. Another girl who I was kind of flirting with started giving me strong IOIs near the end of the school year after being extremely cold to me at the beginning of the year. I also regret not fucking her because although she is not that attractive, she is actually a very sweet and genuine girl.
In math class during senior year, there were two girls who were friends that I had my eye on, both of them liked me but one of them was very overt about it. She would joke about having sex with me, she'd hug me during the middle of class and press and rub her tits onto me, or sometimes she'd grab my arm and just stroke it. She asked me to hug her once and I literally said "Why do you want a hug from me?" jfl. Both her and her friend would always say hi to me in the halls in that little sing song voice girls do when they're talking to a guy they like, but I ignored them so they thought I didn't like them anymore. Eventually her friend tried texting me after I graduated, but I left her on read and didn't reply for months because I was too nervous to talk to her.
I graduated as a virgin.
I look a little bit like @Dogs . I have also been compared to Elvis (jfl) and Emile Hirsch.What do you look like?
I have so many:
Girl in middle school would make heart hands at me from across the room and one time wore extremely short shorts and spread her legs for me. I ignored her. I also ignored my actual gf in middle school, she'd give me gifts and shit on valentines day but I'd hardly ever give her attention or even kiss/hug her.
In sophomore year of hs this one girl was thirsting for me hard, she would always try to talk to me/touch me in class, she even asked me to a school dance (it was one where girls had to ask out guys). I rejected her. She would always compliment my hazel eyes and tell me when they looked green in certain lighting, and if I didn't talk to her for a day she'd get really upset and think I didn't like her. Her friend even came up to me once and said "you know she likes you right?". I also ignored her/never smashed, and I regret it every day.
In junior year there was a senior girl who tried asking me out during the summer, she texted me a couple times saying how much she missed me and wanted to see me. I still have her left on read 4 years later. A different girl would sometimes legitimately cuddle with me on the bus (which I had to take before I got my car) but she had actual mental issues so I don't regret doing nothing about it.
In senior year multiple freshman JBs would come up to me in the halls and touch and hug me or otherwise flirt with me in class. This happened about 10 times. This happened so much that my friends eventually gave me the nickname "freshman fucker". Another time, I was sitting next to this one girl in biology and she just laid her head on my shoulder and hugged my arm for the rest of class. Another girl who I was kind of flirting with started giving me strong IOIs near the end of the school year after being extremely cold to me at the beginning of the year. I also regret not fucking her because although she is not that attractive, she is actually a very sweet and genuine girl.
In math class during senior year, there were two girls who were friends that I had my eye on, both of them liked me but one of them was very overt about it. She would joke about having sex with me, she'd hug me during the middle of class and press and rub her tits onto me, or sometimes she'd grab my arm and just stroke it. She asked me to hug her once and I literally said "Why do you want a hug from me?" jfl. Both her and her friend would always say hi to me in the halls in that little sing song voice girls do when they're talking to a guy they like, but I ignored them so they thought I didn't like them anymore. Eventually her friend tried texting me after I graduated, but I left her on read and didn't reply for months because I was too nervous to talk to her.
I graduated as a virgin.
What is your psl?When I was in high school I got approached by lots of girls, some girls would literally bend down for me or open their legs for me in class and rub up on me, I didn't understand it at all.
I had no friends in HS.
I was bullied by male teachers and male students, they would push me or shoulder check me and call me names and take photos of me, I think they were jealous that girls were interested in me.
I'm a mentalcel because I didn't take advantage of these opportunities to get my dinger wet from these young JB's
If I could count, It has to of been atleast 40-50 girls who have shown clear interest in me since elementary school and I NEVER took advantage of it, I blame it on my home life, I lived with my mother and she was a dumb fuck, she didn't guide me and be a parent.
What is your psl?
fuck you retardlin