Post your favorite bluepill cope

[Mastermind]

For me it's "you dodged a bullet bro", all time undefeated classic
"Touch grass" comes in second place

 

[Mastermind]

"you dodged a bullet bro"

So despicably delusional incels refuse to use it ironically

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

Fashion

 

[czwarty]

"you dodged a bullet" is probably the best cope, but there are few close

"we are so lucky we aren't uncomfortable in airplane seats haha" / "short guys have better chance at survival in the wild bro we need less food" - manlets trying to find *any* scenario where their height is not a humiliating failure

"at least you know people love you for your personality!" - ugly niggas coping over their uglyness

"women just aren't very sexual bro, they have very low sex drive bro" - sub5 niggas in betabux deadbedrooms-like relationships talking among themselves when their girlfriends/wives don't put out, or at best when they work hard and buy them something expensive they give them forced starfish sex with clenched teeth, praying to God it ends quick


oh also: "if we were on deserted island with a woman I'd just crush this gay-ass twink prettyboy's skull in an instant!!!!" - masc ogre copers having to make up outlandish imaginary scenarios where they actually have higher chance at reproducing than normal good looking guys