Quickly debloating before a party

[ManletJordanBarrett]

I have a party tonight and I’m very bloated, how can I fix this? Would the solution be drinking no water today or drinking my normal 4 liters?

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Take 3 big dumps
Bahahahahha

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

Take 3 big dumps
Bahahahahha

Did that already

 

[Dr SmalCox]

Dehydrating yourself will cause lymph node swelling. Just take a hot shower/sauna and drink coconut water after. Maybe administer furosemide if really necessary. Bloating is an issue caused by lymph node swellage, mucus build up and or fat. Water retention is mostly a meme, a hot shower gets rid of most water retention.

I would suggest you try out all these methods and see what works out for you.

 

[autistic_tendencies]

Did that already

Eat so much till you get diarrhea and your whole insides will empty out

 

[ManletJordanBarrett]

Dehydrating yourself will cause lymph node swelling. Just take a hot shower/sauna and drink coconut water after. Maybe administer furosemide if really necessary. Bloating is an issue caused by lymph node swellage, mucus build up and or fat. Water retention is mostly a meme, a hot shower gets rid of most water retention.

I would suggest you try out all these methods and see what works out for you.

So would drinking a ton of water be helpful or just drink a few bottles and call it a day

 

[Deleted member 32440]

Waterpulling if u have the equipment

 

[Deleted member 31238]

whats ur bf%

 

[donttrust]

what did u eat that cause u to be bloated

 

[BigPoppaPump]

don't listen to these dehydrating shit autists tell you, you're gonna have a bad mood + you couldn't talk and if you could no one could hear what youre saying.

just rub two ice cubes on your face for 3 minutes that's what i personally do.

edit: drink 3 litrs of water and piss all of it before going to the part that'll help too.

 

[wayme]

Waterpulling