RATING SHORTCEL COPES/METHODS

[kaisoover]

I’m bored and need posts, here are copes for shortcels:

1. “HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER” (0/10)
starting off, this one is the worst one, just FUCKING HORRENDOUS. Doesn’t even need an explanation.


2.JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO (3/10)
Gymceling basically won’t do shit for you if you’re short, maybe if you’re 5’7/5’8. anything bellow that it will just give you the so called “mini pekka” build, which ultimately leads to you looking shorter and wider.

3. FRAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEIGHT. (2/10)
As much as I think frame is important, it doesn’t even come close to height. I know 4 niggas who can pull, solely because of their height, even though their recessed framecel soyfucks. Not the worst one I’ve heard though.


4. JUST FRAUD HEIGHT (1.488/10)
first of all, you’re going to look retarded if you’re 5’3 with height boosters in your shoe. Only soyfuck chinks do that, and it looks ugly. Second, do you really want to live a life of pretending? Third, when you finally get a slay, and come to the womans apartment and take off the height boosters, what the fuck will the bitch think? She’s going to leave you (obviously). this one FUCKING SUCKS.

5. IT COULD BE WORSE BRO(0/10)
I don’t give a FUCK how much worse my height or situation could be. It won’t change the fact I’m LITERALLY below average height.

6. “CHARISMA” (3/10)
might work on some women, only if you’re 5’8 though. If you’re 5’4 and try “muh charisma” thinking shit will save you, you’ll just get laughed at.


7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

8. HGH (8/10)
fucking amazing, works only if your growthplates are open though. Otherwise you just waste time, money, sanity,..

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive, posting on tiktok is a good way to cope. Nobody knows your height and you just have women fawning over you. Shit doesn’t help irl though


10. BECOMING A FEMBOY (FAGGOT NIGGER/10)
just rope instead of this jfl

 

[Divineincel]

I’m bored and need posts, here are copes for shortcels:

1. “HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER” (0/10)
starting off, this one is the worst one, just FUCKING HORRENDOUS. Doesn’t even need an explanation.


2.JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO (3/10)
Gymceling basically won’t do shit for you if you’re short, maybe if you’re 5’7/5’8. anything bellow that it will just give you the so called “mini pekka” build, which ultimately leads to you looking shorter and wider.

3. FRAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEIGHT. (2/10)
As much as I think frame is important, it doesn’t even come close to height. I know 4 niggas who can pull, solely because of their height, even though their recessed framecel soyfucks. Not the worst one I’ve heard though.


4. JUST FRAUD HEIGHT (1.488/10)
first of all, you’re going to look retarded if you’re 5’3 with height boosters in your shoe. Only soyfuck chinks do that, and it looks ugly. Second, do you really want to live a life of pretending? Third, when you finally get a slay, and come to the womans apartment and take off the height boosters, what the fuck will the bitch think? She’s going to leave you (obviously). this one FUCKING SUCKS.

5. IT COULD BE WORSE BRO(0/10)
I don’t give a FUCK how much worse my height or situation could be. It won’t change the fact I’m LITERALLY below average height.

6. “CHARISMA” (3/10)
might work on some women, only if you’re 5’8 though. If you’re 5’4 and try “muh charisma” thinking shit will save you, you’ll just get laughed at.


7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

8. HGH (8/10)
fucking amazing, works only if your growthplates are open though. Otherwise you just waste time, money, sanity,..

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive, posting on tiktok is a good way to cope. Nobody knows your height and you just have women fawning over you. Shit doesn’t help irl though


10. BECOMING A FEMBOY (FAGGOT NIGGER/10)
just rope instead of this jfl

Shortcel nowadays is basically every man under 6’2

 

[kaisoover]

Shortcel nowadays is basically everyone under 6’2

online yeah, irl no. If you’re 5’10 with a good frame you should be fine ngl

 

[PrettyLights]

honestly even to this day i still cant see how height would be a significant disadvantage given you have an attractive look

 

[topology]

Execute this guy for putting hgh above LLS and frauding

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

Execute this guy for putting hgh above LLS and frauding

 

[kaisoover]

Execute this guy for putting hgh above LLS and frauding

nigga, hgh makes you grow past your potential, it’s 100500x better than LLS (which once again, fucks you up and costs a ton) and frauding, which is just a cucks way of saying “i’m a pussy”

 

[kaisoover]

honestly even to this day i still cant see how height would be a significant disadvantage given you have an attractive look

pick a model, any model. now imagine him walking around at 5’3 and 6’3.

 

[killuacel]

7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

Stop tearing down my LL dreams

 

[kaisoover]

Stop tearing down my LL dreams

sorry boyo, it’s okay. Maybe by the time we’re old enough to do LL it will be far more advanced and we’ll live happy ever after (I’m coping)

 

[kaisoover]

good point man

 

[ascensionisgold]

I’m bored and need posts, here are copes for shortcels:

1. “HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER” (0/10)
starting off, this one is the worst one, just FUCKING HORRENDOUS. Doesn’t even need an explanation.


2.JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO (3/10)
Gymceling basically won’t do shit for you if you’re short, maybe if you’re 5’7/5’8. anything bellow that it will just give you the so called “mini pekka” build, which ultimately leads to you looking shorter and wider.

3. FRAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEIGHT. (2/10)
As much as I think frame is important, it doesn’t even come close to height. I know 4 niggas who can pull, solely because of their height, even though their recessed framecel soyfucks. Not the worst one I’ve heard though.


4. JUST FRAUD HEIGHT (1.488/10)
first of all, you’re going to look retarded if you’re 5’3 with height boosters in your shoe. Only soyfuck chinks do that, and it looks ugly. Second, do you really want to live a life of pretending? Third, when you finally get a slay, and come to the womans apartment and take off the height boosters, what the fuck will the bitch think? She’s going to leave you (obviously). this one FUCKING SUCKS.

5. IT COULD BE WORSE BRO(0/10)
I don’t give a FUCK how much worse my height or situation could be. It won’t change the fact I’m LITERALLY below average height.

6. “CHARISMA” (3/10)
might work on some women, only if you’re 5’8 though. If you’re 5’4 and try “muh charisma” thinking shit will save you, you’ll just get laughed at.


7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

8. HGH (8/10)
fucking amazing, works only if your growthplates are open though. Otherwise you just waste time, money, sanity,..

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive, posting on tiktok is a good way to cope. Nobody knows your height and you just have women fawning over you. Shit doesn’t help irl though


10. BECOMING A FEMBOY (FAGGOT NIGGER/10)
just rope instead of this jfl

What about bonesmashing?

 

[killuacel]

sorry boyo, it’s okay. Maybe by the time we’re old enough to do LL it will be far more advanced and we’ll live happy ever after (I’m coping)

your right bro, by that point they will be able to get everyone to 6,3 with no risks and quick recovery!

 

[PrettyLights]

pick a model, any model. now imagine him walking around at 5’3 and 6’3.

thanks for strawmaning my entire shit. this is why you're never escaping greycelldom

 

[kaisoover]

your right bro, by that point they will be able to get everyone to 6,3 with no risks and quick recovery!

I’m sure of it

 

[kaisoover]

thanks for strawmaning my entire shit. this is why you're never escaping greycelldom

“join date 1. jul 2025” grey calling another grey a grey

 

[kaisoover]

thanks for strawmaning my entire shit. this is why you're never escaping greycelldom

it’s a simple scenario and proves so much wtf is there grey about this? It makes a huge difference no foid will pick a 5’3 nigga over a 6’3 nigga

 

[kaisoover]

What about bonesmashing?

I don’t see how that helps with height but go on

 

[Mess]

It depends on how far you are from ideal.
For a 5'3 dude, it's over. For the 5'7 guy, he can compensate. For the 5'11 guy, he'll be fine.

 

[xevuxia]

Yeah fr man im 6’2.5 i want to be 6’5-6’6 soo baad

 

[kaisoover]

It depends on how far you are from ideal.
For a 5'3 dude, it's over. For the 5'7 guy, he can compensate. For the 5'11 guy, he'll be fine.

yeah exactly. Honestly if you’re 5’10 at the VERY LEAST 5’9 you should be okay.

 

[kaisoover]

Yeah fr man im 6’2.5 i want to be 6’5-6’6 soo baad

greedy shit

 

[Saint Casanova]

nigga, hgh makes you grow past your potential, it’s 100500x better than LLS (which once again, fucks you up and costs a ton) and frauding, which is just a cucks way of saying “i’m a pussy”

No it won’t. All the studies are on people with idiopathic short stature.

If you’re within your genetic range, it won’t really exceed your potential. Maybe by 1-2 inches

 

[kaisoover]

No it won’t. All the studies are on people with idiopathic short stature.

If you’re within your genetic range, it won’t really exceed your potential. Maybe by 1-2 inches

either way, even though I was wrong, it still far exceeds LL.

 

[Saint Casanova]

either way, even though I was wrong, it still far exceeds LL.

It doesn’t because LL is the only thing that can exceed your height past your genetic wall.

 

[kaisoover]

It doesn’t because LL is the only thing that can exceed your height past your genetic wall.

Yeah, at the cost of being unable to run, jump, walk normal, swim,.. It’s not really worth it, especially if you’re 5’7 and above.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Yeah, at the cost of being unable to run, jump, walk normal, swim,.. It’s not really worth it, especially if you’re 5’7 and above.

This is a cope by poorcels. High quality LL with good recovery will let you do all that. You might not be able to perform as a peak athlete but for day to day purposes, you’ll be fine.

 

[ascensionisgold]

I don’t see how that helps with height but go on

People bonesmash their heels to get taller

 

[kaisoover]

This is a cope by poorcels. High quality LL with good recovery will let you do all that. You might not be able to perform as a peak athlete but for day to day purposes, you’ll be fine.

yeah, I guess. I mean if thats a fair trade to you then do it. I personally wouldn’t or ATLEAST wouldn’t until I’m like 40, where I know I won’t be doing peak athletic shit

 

[kaisoover]

People bonesmash their heels to get taller

insane, never heard of it.

 

[moongazer]

I’m bored and need posts, here are copes for shortcels:

1. “HEIGHT DOESN’T MATTER” (0/10)
starting off, this one is the worst one, just FUCKING HORRENDOUS. Doesn’t even need an explanation.


2.JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO (3/10)
Gymceling basically won’t do shit for you if you’re short, maybe if you’re 5’7/5’8. anything bellow that it will just give you the so called “mini pekka” build, which ultimately leads to you looking shorter and wider.

3. FRAME IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN HEIGHT. (2/10)
As much as I think frame is important, it doesn’t even come close to height. I know 4 niggas who can pull, solely because of their height, even though their recessed framecel soyfucks. Not the worst one I’ve heard though.


4. JUST FRAUD HEIGHT (1.488/10)
first of all, you’re going to look retarded if you’re 5’3 with height boosters in your shoe. Only soyfuck chinks do that, and it looks ugly. Second, do you really want to live a life of pretending? Third, when you finally get a slay, and come to the womans apartment and take off the height boosters, what the fuck will the bitch think? She’s going to leave you (obviously). this one FUCKING SUCKS.

5. IT COULD BE WORSE BRO(0/10)
I don’t give a FUCK how much worse my height or situation could be. It won’t change the fact I’m LITERALLY below average height.

6. “CHARISMA” (3/10)
might work on some women, only if you’re 5’8 though. If you’re 5’4 and try “muh charisma” thinking shit will save you, you’ll just get laughed at.


7. LL. (5/10)
You get taller but at the cost of basically not being able to functioun anymore. You can’t run, walk properly, jump or do any basic shit. Costs a fuck ton too. Body proportions could also look wierd. Better than nothing I guess

8. HGH (8/10)
fucking amazing, works only if your growthplates are open though. Otherwise you just waste time, money, sanity,..

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive, posting on tiktok is a good way to cope. Nobody knows your height and you just have women fawning over you. Shit doesn’t help irl though


10. BECOMING A FEMBOY (FAGGOT NIGGER/10)
just rope instead of this jfl

HGH is 3/10 depending on the dose btw

 

[VirginByChoice1]

nigga, hgh makes you grow past your potential, it’s 100500x better than LLS (which once again, fucks you up and costs a ton) and frauding, which is just a cucks way of saying “i’m a pussy”

hgh doesn't do shit unless you're deficient

and LL as long as you pay good money, do low risk methods, stick to your rehab, and allow recovery time, is almost completely safe
and this nigga would rather be 5'5" than 5'8" just so hes not "a pussy"
height boosters help a lot, the only measurement shell care about once youre on top of her is your dick size

 

[VirginByChoice1]

yeah, I guess. I mean if thats a fair trade to you then do it. I personally wouldn’t or ATLEAST wouldn’t until I’m like 40, where I know I won’t be doing peak athletic shit

lol after like a year or two youll be MORE athletic cuz you regain like 99% + the height
and the older you do it the harder recovery is and the higher risk of complication

 

[zygosmasher12]

9. JUST UPLOAD VIDES OF YOUR FACE ON TIKTOK (4/10)
If you’re short and attractive

what if youre short and recessed?

 

[kaisoover]

HGH is 3/10 depending on the dose btw

iqlet, no fucking shit

 

[kaisoover]

what if youre short and recessed?

over

 

[kaisoover]

hgh doesn't do shit unless you're deficient

and LL as long as you pay good money, do low risk methods, stick to your rehab, and allow recovery time, is almost completely safe
and this nigga would rather be 5'5" than 5'8" just so hes not "a pussy"
height boosters help a lot, the only measurement shell care about once youre on top of her is your dick size

retard the hgh statement is not even remotly true, I have another reply explaining why that’s simply not it.

for the height fraud method, you won’t even have the woman on top of you, because once she see’s your short with no height booster it’s fucking over jfl she’s gonna get the “ick” and leave ur ass

 

[kaisoover]

lol after like a year or two youll be MORE athletic cuz you regain like 99% + the height
and the older you do it the harder recovery is and the higher risk of complication

sure

 

[VirginByChoice1]

retard the hgh statement is not even remotly true, I have another reply explaining why that’s simply not it.

can't find it
and it's not true anyways

for the height fraud method, you won’t even have the woman on top of you, because once she see’s your short with no height booster it’s fucking over jfl she’s gonna get the “ick” and leave ur ass

lol if you're about to fuck, 3 inches isn't gonna do shit, at that point shit frame/physique is more likely to give her the "ick" tbh
and if you wear shoes in the house she won't even see till she's naked on the bed

 

[kaisoover]

can't find it
and it's not true anyways


lol if you're about to fuck, 3 inches isn't gonna do shit, at that point shit frame/physique is more likely to give her the "ick" tbh
and if you wear shoes in the house she won't even see till she's naked on the bed

nobody wears shoes in the house in eu. Yes 3 inches is THAT important, difference between 5’8 and 5’5 is major

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Swimming

 

[BadLuck7892]

There's no such thing as a shortcel

If a short man struggles to get laid, I guarantee it's for reasons other than height

 

[Coping Truecel]

There's no such thing as a shortcel

If a short man struggles to get laid, I guarantee it's for reasons other than height

Tell that to dudes who are 5'5 and below

 

[VirginByChoice1]

nobody wears shoes in the house in eu. Yes 3 inches is THAT important, difference between 5’8 and 5’5 is major

when alone, only difference in height matters
she'll also drop an inch or more if wearing heels
And again, she's probably already decided whether or not to fuck you atp
also it's not actually a 3in difference. Normal shoes give you 1-1.5in anyways
so really it's just a 1.5-2in difference, hardly noticeable unless shes around your height

also I think insoles are inferior to built in height boosting shoes cuz with insoles you look insecure and shit
but the shoes, 1 - its harder to tell, and 2 - you can larp you just like the shoe

5'8 to 5'5 isn't actually that big a difference, it's just a big perceived difference if the other person is around that height (most people are)

 

[Ghoulish]

You do realise most manlets on this site are 5’6-5’8, not 5’2 or some shit? Lifts could send a 5’6 to 5’8 and a 5’8 to 5’10 (out of the height tax)

 

[BadLuck7892]

Tell that to dudes who are 5'5 and below

There was a guy at my high school who topped out at 5'5"

Foids physically fought over who got to be with him

 

[reptiles]

Shortcel nowadays is basically every man under 6’2

Thankfully I'm 6 1 so I can lift max

 

[kaisoover]

There was a guy at my high school who topped out at 5'5"

Foids physically fought over who got to be with him

1 in about 100million≠the majority

 

[Darkskin Ethnic]

Brooooootal bhai so brooootal
if only I had a better diet and blasted hgh during puberty i wouldnt be 5'9

 

[kaisoover]

Brooooootal bhai so brooootal
if only I had a better diet and blasted hgh during puberty i wouldnt be 5'9

me too jfl

I’m blasting gh now, but it’s a bit late. The food I ate since I was a kid was shit too so I can’t do jack shit