Reminder lifts are the biggest looksmax there is

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The only person I ever got caught by was a police officer that had me step out of the car do to a field sobriety test. i was wearing huge lifts and asked if I could take them off to do the walk the line test and standing on one foot. I take them off nd hes like Woahhh why are you so much shorter now son. I explained the lift shoes and how they are like high heels for men and we guys need help too and he thought it was very interesting. He had never heard of these types of shes before. He actually wanted to check them out and look at them and was cool. And no I wasnt drunk and didnt get in trouble, he just smelled alcohol from my car cause I was driving some drunk friends home and dropped them off earlier
 
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i walk barefoot while slouching to look humble so i can befriend 5'5 guys
 
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i walk barefoot while slouching to look humble so i can befriend 5'5 guys
You are strong 5'7 but your body proportions scream 5'5 stature from the far
 
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You are strong 5'7 but your body proportions scream 5'5 stature from the far
I'm 5'9 more specifically 174.5 at night. I'm at that range where you are manlet but close to average height. I would say 50% of guys my height give manlet vibes the other half give normal vibes. I am a mix i would say. I'm between Paul Rudd and Michael Cera. My wingspan is 5'11.25 and my skull is big for my height but in length not width. If I fraud with fringe my skull can look a mix of manlet/average height. My inseam is 30 inches which is literally average for my height and if i wear long pants I can give long legs vibes. I've never been guessed below 5'9 irl. I don't know what ur talking about. Feel free to elab more.
 
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@Marsik i would be a better owner of celebheights. I correctly estimated Jake Paul was 5'11 back when Rob had him at 5'10.5. Im the god of height.
 
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