Shower thought: having sex with gooks is equivalent to masturbation

[Lygodactylus]

It requires zero effort and doesn't count as sex. Thoughts?

 

[Sonny Black]

Not if it's a noodlestacy, which are quite rare. When it comes to smelly SEA goblins, though - absolutely. It's the same form of coping as fucking hookers - technically it counts as sex, but deep down you remain disappointed and sad.