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It was certainly fun entering girls livestreams who have little viewers. Some would see me enter and start laughing and just say "catfiiiiiiiiiiiish" and make fun of me for catfishing. Some girls who were with a friend would turn to their friend and whisper something like "omg look at this guy who just entered, catifsh." One girl saw me enter and paused and kinda started fixing her hair and said hi.

One girl saw me enter and was drunk and started saying like freaking out like saying I am scary and no way I am real, that if I was real she would die and then all the other guys in her chat started making fun of me for being a catfish and telling me to "go live" cause I was a weirdo for being a catfish. Literally like 3 guys in her chat were all talking shit to me and also making fun that I had an android phone in my selfie photos.

So she invited me to go live and when I appeared on the stream the girl literally ran away from her phone and disappeared for like a minute, and at the same time she also invited another guy in the chat to go live so it was just me and him talking for a bit and the chat was like oh shit he IS real. The girl finally came back and was like unable to talk with a mix of disbelief and laughing. At this point it was the girl, me and another guy on the video chat. The girl still couldnt believe I was real, asked for my IG/tiktok and told her I have none. Then the guy on the video was like why are u surprised hes real? The girl said "CAUSE LOOK AT HIM, he looks like a ken doll!" Then the guy said but you thought I was real, the girl responds well yeah u are good looking, but you look like a real person, look at Amnesia, his pics looked like something straight off a google search for male model"

At that point she started praising my looks and I started feeling bad for the other guy on the live stream with us cause he was getting mogged horribly since I was getting all the attention. I asked for the girls snap and added her and we ended up chatting more later. But she lives far away so we wont ever meet up



That was the highlight of the night other things were

- In general just hearing young girls / guy speak and talk in these streams, the music they listen to, references and all that really hit home as to how old I am and out of touch with the youth I am.
-I got made fun of for having an android in my pics
-Some of the girls streams I went into were like 16 and when they say me talk they told me I looked like their dad/old and it was weird I was in their stream
-Some girls had no reaction to me being in their stream, it wasnt like every girl saw me and complimented me on my looks, not even half
-A lot of GUYS in the chats of the girls livestreams talk shit to me and call me a catfish just as much as the girl streamers



Pic of the girl from the stream where I went live
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Aren’t you scared @FBI might come knock at your door ?
 
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Aren't bragging threads not aloud.
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-I got made fun of for having an android in my pics
 
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hey do u have that pic with plates more dates next to a picture of that pitbull? the really funny one
 
How old did you larp as lmao
 
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i must’ve had an amnesia
 
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jb maxxing or death
 
Wtf this girl is 16??????
 
dnr bench pressing is all that mtters dedsrs
 
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Some of the girls streams I went into were like 16 and when they say me talk they told me I looked like their dad/old and it was weird I was in their stream
Caged at thinking walking into a virtual highschool at 32 would lead to any other reaction
 
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tales from chad
 
It was certainly fun entering girls livestreams who have little viewers. Some would see me enter and start laughing and just say "catfiiiiiiiiiiiish" and make fun of me for catfishing. Some girls who were with a friend would turn to their friend and whisper something like "omg look at this guy who just entered, catifsh." One girl saw me enter and paused and kinda started fixing her hair and said hi.

One girl saw me enter and was drunk and started saying like freaking out like saying I am scary and no way I am real, that if I was real she would die and then all the other guys in her chat started making fun of me for being a catfish and telling me to "go live" cause I was a weirdo for being a catfish. Literally like 3 guys in her chat were all talking shit to me and also making fun that I had an android phone in my selfie photos.

So she invited me to go live and when I appeared on the stream the girl literally ran away from her phone and disappeared for like a minute, and at the same time she also invited another guy in the chat to go live so it was just me and him talking for a bit and the chat was like oh shit he IS real. The girl finally came back and was like unable to talk with a mix of disbelief and laughing. At this point it was the girl, me and another guy on the video chat. The girl still couldnt believe I was real, asked for my IG/tiktok and told her I have none. Then the guy on the video was like why are u surprised hes real? The girl said "CAUSE LOOK AT HIM, he looks like a ken doll!" Then the guy said but you thought I was real, the girl responds well yeah u are good looking, but you look like a real person, look at Amnesia, his pics looked like something straight off a google search for male model"

At that point she started praising my looks and I started feeling bad for the other guy on the live stream with us cause he was getting mogged horribly since I was getting all the attention. I asked for the girls snap and added her and we ended up chatting more later. But she lives far away so we wont ever meet up



That was the highlight of the night other things were

- In general just hearing young girls / guy speak and talk in these streams, the music they listen to, references and all that really hit home as to how old I am and out of touch with the youth I am.
-I got made fun of for having an android in my pics
-Some of the girls streams I went into were like 16 and when they say me talk they told me I looked like their dad/old and it was weird I was in their stream
-Some girls had no reaction to me being in their stream, it wasnt like every girl saw me and complimented me on my looks, not even half
-A lot of GUYS in the chats of the girls livestreams talk shit to me and call me a catfish just as much as the girl streamers



Pic of the girl from the stream where I went live
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I would just open my front cam when it hits peak heat
 
Also like EVERY SIGNLE person has those colored LED lights in their room
 
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All this happend in your head, or?
 
Bro you re not that goodlooking I mean it's not like you come from another planet or something idk why they would say you re a catfish, unless you re humble bragging
 
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Bro you re not that goodlooking I mean it's not like you come from another planet or something idk why they would say you re a catfish, unless you re humble bragging
They also called me Catfish alot i am fucking banned from yubo because of that
 
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Bro you re not that goodlooking I mean it's not like you come from another planet or something idk why they would say you re a catfish, unless you re humble bragging
agreed


but also many on yubo are legit ethnic subhumans with profiel pics flashing money and shit its so cringe. That girl just made the comment "i didnt expect someone good looking to be on livestreams thats why it caught me off guard" and shes right



One good thing about Yubo livestream is that u get to see what the girl actually looks like vs her Frauded filtered profile pics. It's a good exercise to see like what you're swiping on Tinder vs what will really show up at your house
 
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Good thread
 
Another thing that intrigued me was how many younger ppl don't know certain phrases I use or are just DUMB


"Don't harbor hate" - "huh? Harbor, what does that word mean?"
"People are so flakey" - "uhh u mean fake" a different girl replies
"I am not holding my breath on that happening" - "What do u mean by that" another girl said
 
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They are raised by their phones
 
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It was certainly fun entering girls livestreams who have little viewers. Some would see me enter and start laughing and just say "catfiiiiiiiiiiiish" and make fun of me for catfishing. Some girls who were with a friend would turn to their friend and whisper something like "omg look at this guy who just entered, catifsh." One girl saw me enter and paused and kinda started fixing her hair and said hi.

One girl saw me enter and was drunk and started saying like freaking out like saying I am scary and no way I am real, that if I was real she would die and then all the other guys in her chat started making fun of me for being a catfish and telling me to "go live" cause I was a weirdo for being a catfish. Literally like 3 guys in her chat were all talking shit to me and also making fun that I had an android phone in my selfie photos.

So she invited me to go live and when I appeared on the stream the girl literally ran away from her phone and disappeared for like a minute, and at the same time she also invited another guy in the chat to go live so it was just me and him talking for a bit and the chat was like oh shit he IS real. The girl finally came back and was like unable to talk with a mix of disbelief and laughing. At this point it was the girl, me and another guy on the video chat. The girl still couldnt believe I was real, asked for my IG/tiktok and told her I have none. Then the guy on the video was like why are u surprised hes real? The girl said "CAUSE LOOK AT HIM, he looks like a ken doll!" Then the guy said but you thought I was real, the girl responds well yeah u are good looking, but you look like a real person, look at Amnesia, his pics looked like something straight off a google search for male model"

At that point she started praising my looks and I started feeling bad for the other guy on the live stream with us cause he was getting mogged horribly since I was getting all the attention. I asked for the girls snap and added her and we ended up chatting more later. But she lives far away so we wont ever meet up



That was the highlight of the night other things were

- In general just hearing young girls / guy speak and talk in these streams, the music they listen to, references and all that really hit home as to how old I am and out of touch with the youth I am.
-I got made fun of for having an android in my pics
-Some of the girls streams I went into were like 16 and when they say me talk they told me I looked like their dad/old and it was weird I was in their stream
-Some girls had no reaction to me being in their stream, it wasnt like every girl saw me and complimented me on my looks, not even half
-A lot of GUYS in the chats of the girls livestreams talk shit to me and call me a catfish just as much as the girl streamers



Pic of the girl from the stream where I went live
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Dn
 
It was certainly fun entering girls livestreams who have little viewers. Some would see me enter and start laughing and just say "catfiiiiiiiiiiiish" and make fun of me for catfishing. Some girls who were with a friend would turn to their friend and whisper something like "omg look at this guy who just entered, catifsh." One girl saw me enter and paused and kinda started fixing her hair and said hi.

One girl saw me enter and was drunk and started saying like freaking out like saying I am scary and no way I am real, that if I was real she would die and then all the other guys in her chat started making fun of me for being a catfish and telling me to "go live" cause I was a weirdo for being a catfish. Literally like 3 guys in her chat were all talking shit to me and also making fun that I had an android phone in my selfie photos.

So she invited me to go live and when I appeared on the stream the girl literally ran away from her phone and disappeared for like a minute, and at the same time she also invited another guy in the chat to go live so it was just me and him talking for a bit and the chat was like oh shit he IS real. The girl finally came back and was like unable to talk with a mix of disbelief and laughing. At this point it was the girl, me and another guy on the video chat. The girl still couldnt believe I was real, asked for my IG/tiktok and told her I have none. Then the guy on the video was like why are u surprised hes real? The girl said "CAUSE LOOK AT HIM, he looks like a ken doll!" Then the guy said but you thought I was real, the girl responds well yeah u are good looking, but you look like a real person, look at Amnesia, his pics looked like something straight off a google search for male model"

At that point she started praising my looks and I started feeling bad for the other guy on the live stream with us cause he was getting mogged horribly since I was getting all the attention. I asked for the girls snap and added her and we ended up chatting more later. But she lives far away so we wont ever meet up



That was the highlight of the night other things were

- In general just hearing young girls / guy speak and talk in these streams, the music they listen to, references and all that really hit home as to how old I am and out of touch with the youth I am.
-I got made fun of for having an android in my pics
-Some of the girls streams I went into were like 16 and when they say me talk they told me I looked like their dad/old and it was weird I was in their stream
-Some girls had no reaction to me being in their stream, it wasnt like every girl saw me and complimented me on my looks, not even half
-A lot of GUYS in the chats of the girls livestreams talk shit to me and call me a catfish just as much as the girl streamers



Pic of the girl from the stream where I went live
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We need amnesia goes on yubo channel in the discord
 
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Or yubo adventures lol
 
Another thing that intrigued me was how many younger ppl don't know certain phrases I use or are just DUMB


"Don't harbor hate" - "huh? Harbor, what does that word mean?"
"People are so flakey" - "uhh u mean fake" a different girl replies
"I am not holding my breath on that happening" - "What do u mean by that" another girl said
It's just the mix of low IQ and low age.
 
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i wish i got in one of ur lives so i can learn how u heightfraud so hard
 
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how old are you Amnesia
 
@Zyros tbh

it was both girls AND mostly GUYS making fun of the fact I had an android
you are from america right? Making fun of people for having an android when android right now is more high end than apple, is pure corporate brainwashing done really succesfully.
 
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Another thing that intrigued me was how many younger ppl don't know certain phrases I use or are just DUMB


"Don't harbor hate" - "huh? Harbor, what does that word mean?"
"People are so flakey" - "uhh u mean fake" a different girl replies
"I am not holding my breath on that happening" - "What do u mean by that" another girl said
Bunch of retarded zoomers
 
Oh a group of 15 year olds called me a DILF
 
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Androidcels on suicide watch. Just popped my anti depressants OP
 
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life mode god
 
i enter a chat and either ppl are like wow u a catfish or they say wow u look like a dad
 
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i get called white boy a lot when i go into hispanic channels. I got called "white" for using the word "despite"

@TITUS


At least I havent been made of for my shitty voice by any girls yet
 
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Lol idk brah no matter how goodlookung you are girls just don’t act out all dingy like that off rip

I mean it’s not like fukin Bieber or drake popped out on her livestream. Appearance doesn’t give u that kinda clout
 
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i get called white boy a lot when i go into hispanic channels. I got called "white" for using the word "despite"

@TITUS


At least I havent been made of for my shitty voice by any girls yet
"Jbw bro"
Meahwile white is literally an insult
 
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Ur literally on the oldcel version of yubo set ur age as 17 and youll get real fun
 
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