Stealing lunch money from your mom.

[dough2]

My mom gives me $15 every day for lunch at work, because I tell her that if she doesn't pay for it then I won't eat (she wants me to stay fat forever). I say I get Subway, but really I just spend $2-3 a day on energy drinks and diet soda and pocket the rest.

 

[hopemaxxer]

you're better off with a job than stealing money from ur mom jfl

 

[norwoodreaper]

i do this but weigh 130lbs
i hate my body and i hate eating food

 

[dough2]

you're better off with a job than stealing money from ur mom jfl

I work 40 hours a week JFL at your reading comprehension. The lunch money is for lunch at work.

 

[hopemaxxer]

I work 40 hours a week JFL at your reading comprehension. The lunch money is for lunch at work.

then why don't you pay for it yourself

 

[dough2]

then why don't you pay for it yourself

Because free money = good. Is English not your first language or something?

 

[middayshowers]

Eat some real food instead of energy drinks and Diet Coke, if you’re still in puberty you’re fucking yourself hard

 

[dough2]

Eat some real food instead of energy drinks and Diet Coke, if you’re still in puberty you’re fucking yourself hard

I stopped growing when I was 13 buddy boyo (6'4"). I'm 18 now.

 

[make_it_to_the_top]

Eat some real food instead of energy drinks and Diet Coke, if you’re still in puberty you’re fucking yourself hard

Even if he's not in puberty he's fucking himself hard with such malnutrition lol

 

[dough2]

Even if he's not in puberty he's fucking himself hard with such malnutrition lol

I'm fat nigga. Ever heard of intermittent fasting?

 

[hopemaxxer]

Because free money = good. Is English not your first language or something?

jfl at your mom giving you free money and you stealing it at 18.

also i just missed reading a word and you're judging my reading comperehension already? bruh

 

[BrettyBoy]

XD

 

[make_it_to_the_top]

I'm fat nigga. Ever heard of intermittent fasting?

Are your energy drinks calorie-free? Pretty rare I think

 

[Redrighthand]

Because free money = good. Is English not your first language or something?

lowly shit. i wouldn't take free money even from strangers.

 

[dough2]

jfl at your mom giving you free money and you stealing it at 18.

also i just missed reading a word and you're judging my reading comperehension already? bruh

If you had any semblance of reading comprehension you would have realized the thread didn't make sense and reread it.

Are your energy drinks calorie-free? Pretty rare I think

Yes fucking sir. Rockstar Pure Zero. Has zero calories, comes in tons of different flavors, doesn't have that energy drink taste either. $1.50 each.

 

[paulie_walnuts]

op became one of the most legit poster

 

[hopemaxxer]

If you had any semblance of reading comprehension you would have realized the thread didn't make sense and reread it.

lunch money can also be for school you low iq fuck

 

[paulie_walnuts]

op is a low inhib role model

 

[dough2]

lunch money can also be for school you low iq fuck

That's the joke nigga. What's your first language? Don't lie.

 

[hopemaxxer]

That's the joke nigga. What's your first language? Don't lie.

go and use that money you're stealing for energy drinks for a gym membership and hit the threadmill boyo

 

[dough2]

go and use that money you're stealing for energy drinks for a gym membership and hit the threadmill boyo

My mom has a gym membership and can bring a guest, so I can go whenever I want for free. I just literally have no energy since I don't eat and walk 10+ miles every day.

 

[hopemaxxer]

My mom has a gym membership and can bring a guest, so I can go whenever I want for free. I just literally have no energy since I don't eat and walk 10+ miles every day.

reminder that no amount of miles you walk will fix your face

 

[HailToTheKing]

$15 a day for lunch smh...people in my city earn less a day tbh

 

[dough2]

reminder that no amount of miles you walk will fix your face

I'm like a normie 8/10 though tbh. And I'm still fat.

$15 a day for lunch smh...people in my city earn less a day tbh

You and your neighbors were probably bad people in your previous life TBH.

 

[HailToTheKing]

I'm like a normie 8/10 though tbh. And I'm still fat.

You and your neighbors were probably bad people in your previous life TBH.

doubt

 

[hopemaxxer]

I'm like a normie 8/10 though tbh. And I'm still fat.

if you were 8/10 you wouldn't be posting here jfl

 

[HailToTheKing]

if you were 8/10 you wouldn't be posting here jfl

hes overestimating himself, if hes fat hes automatically below 4 tbh

 

[dough2]

if you were 8/10 you wouldn't be posting here jfl

I post here because I'm scared of letting girls know I like them.

 

[Zeta ascended]

$15 a day for lunch smh...people in my city earn less a day tbh

I make $15 an hour. Cry for us NYCels

 

[HailToTheKing]

I make $15 an hour. Cry for us NYCels

but your rent is insanely high tbh

 

[hopemaxxer]

I post here because I'm scared of letting girls know I like them.

whatever helps you sleep at night boyo

 

[HailToTheKing]

whatever helps you sleep at night boyo

legit

 

[dough2]

but your rent is insanely high tbh

I make 12.75 and COLmog you to the moon and back.

 

[SayNoToRotting]

I stopped growing when I was 13 buddy boyo (6'4"). I'm 18 now.

the entire rest of the body still grows though