Strip Club Maxxing

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Had a crazy experience recently, which made me come up with a new theory: Strip club maxxing. All you need to do is be relatively young and above average looking. It requires only minimal game and an average amount of money.

Inspiration for the idea:

Me and a bunch of bros were at a strip club for some guy's birthday, and a stripper approached us offering a lap dance. I immediately obliged before anyone else could, allured by the 21 year old stacylite blonde little whore. She let me touch her, saying, "just don't rub my piercings.", of which she had many. I told her that I would never hurt her, and she responded by telling me to slap her ass as hard as I could, so I did. I stroked her soft tits and powerful athletic thighs as she aggressively dry humped me on some shitty strip club couch. After the song ended she wanted to keep going so I got a second dance for free. Eventually the couch cushion fell off and we ended up on the floor. As she "danced", she asked about what I do and she told me she was a single mom, and asked if I minded that. I lied and said no, just keeping the vibe good. Eventually she got tired out, declined another dance (despite me offering her lots of money), and instead she giving me her snap and number.

This experience gave me a novel idea: Strip Club Maxxing.
A lot of these thots are stripping because they need money, and would probably much rather have a sugar daddy instead. You won't have to break the ice because the fact that she's already nude means that the ice is already broken, and most of your competition is ugly oldcels, many of whom are not very well off financially.


Requirements to successfully strip club max:
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Decent amount of money (preferably above average income)
-At least above average looks
-Youth (most strippers are young and don't want to date their oldcel clients)
-Dress well


Why Strip Club Max?
  • Low competition. Let's compare it to picking up women at the gym. At the gym, your competition is usually fit and good looking young guys. You are mogged the moment you walk in the door. At the strip club, most of the dudes there are literal oldcels who don't stand a chance against a competent looksmaxxer, and if you come at the right time, the male to female ratio won't be too skewed.
  • High attractiveness of women. They're strippers. Their job incentivizes them to look good. Ugly girls get paid worse. Also, they're usually fit.
  • Low game required. You won't have to convince her to take off her cloths because she's already naked. All you have to do is pay her and you get to "test her out", so to speak. Don't have to worry about approaching either, because they'll do that for you. You can also act sleazy without fear of social repercussion.

Potential cons:
  • Expensive. You will have to spend a lot of money to be noticed. These whores probably make more money than you do. You don't need to be rich, just rich enough to support a woman and yourself comfortably.
  • Every club is different. Different clubs have different rules, and different strippers. Higher end ones will have higher end strippers, but it also raises the bar for you as well.
  • Some of these women are succubi. She may just be out to con you.

Tips:
  • Go for the younger women. They are less corrupted, and more likely to see the job as a temporary means of making money, usually to pay for a kid or get through college.
  • Be courteous. By being courteous, you set yourself apart from the normal clientele.
  • Go with a group. Obvious reasons, social proof being one, but also, it keeps you safe from scammers, pickpockets, etc.
 
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All I got from this post is that I got hard reading your story so you should start writing erotic novels
 
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All I got from this post is that I got hard reading your story so you should start writing erotic novels

Was my reaction too while reading. What a story. I will stripclubmax asap.

OP what PSL are you?
 
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Also please send a pic of the stripper don't just leave me hanging here with a boner
 
Was my reaction too while reading. What a story. I will stripclubmax asap.

OP what PSL are you?
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Also please send a pic of the stripper don't just leave me hanging here with a boner
Would but I was so mindfucked by the whole ordeal that I sperged out and forgot to save her contact info. Only realized that I never saved her number after I got back :feelsbadman:
 
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My idea of stripclubmaxxing is taking a bitch there as a date
 
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